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"Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
11-25-2013, 11:58 PM
Brothers and Sisters, I feel obligated to report my horrifying discovery that there is currently an assault on the great American holiday of Thanksgiving.. by none other than the Joos. http://news.yahoo.com/thanksgivukkah...161527286.html
For the first time in thousands of years, the first day of the disgraceful Joo "holiday" Hanukkah conveniently falls on Thanksgiving day. Coincidence? I think not. I would never put it past the conspiratorial Joos to set something like this up on purpose. (We all know how they lied saying there was a "holocaust" http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=9197)
Now as any True Christian™ knows, Thanksgiving is a pure and holy day. We give thanks to the LORD for handing North America back to us pure white folk (land that was rightfully ours). And, despite the savage red people's persecution and violence towards us, the LORD was on our side and we prevailed. Hallelujah ! So who can blame us for celebrating our great victory every year with football and beer?
I have no doubt in my mind that the Joos are plotting to disgrace our Thanksgiving this year by replacing it with their foul "holiday." Jesus warns us countless times of the Joos and their leaders, the Pharisees. (Matthew 15:7; 22:18; 23:13,15,23,25). So I urge you all to be on your toes this Thanksgiving; there is already a war on Christmas, we must defend Thanksgiving just the same!
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Re: "Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
11-26-2013, 01:00 AM
At least this year I can say Merry Christmas to people without wondering if they're Jews.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: "Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
11-27-2013, 04:26 AM
I long for the day some Jew or brown person objects to my "Merry Christmas" wishes. I'll apologize and tell them I hope they have a miserable Christmas instead.
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Re: "Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
11-30-2013, 06:06 PM
The fact that you don't believe the holocaust happened concerns me.
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Re: "Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
11-30-2013, 06:15 PM
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The fact that you don't believe the holocaust happened concerns me.
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The fact that you do not believe in The Lord Jesus concerns me.
A brutish man knoweth not; neither doth a fool understand this. - Psalms 92:6
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: "Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
11-30-2013, 06:36 PM
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The fact that you don't believe the holocaust happened concerns me.
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The so-called "holocaust" was largely fabricated by the joos. Take a ook at THIS.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
11-30-2013, 06:49 PM
So the jews managed to produce millions of bodies, millions of paperwork from several different countries, stage a war, fake thousands of first hand accounts, and develop the rest of the evidence as a hocus?
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Re: "Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
11-30-2013, 06:53 PM
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So the jews managed to produce millions of bodies, millions of paperwork from several different countries, stage a war, fake thousands of first hand accounts, and develop the rest of the evidence as a hocus?
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You didn't read the link, did you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
11-30-2013, 07:05 PM
No because I all ready know it is full of crap.
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Re: "Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
11-30-2013, 07:07 PM
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No because I all ready know it is full of crap.
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Typical atheist hater. How can anyone accept Jesus Christ if they refuse to open their eyes?
Mathew 7:5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: "Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
11-30-2013, 07:24 PM
Typical extremist full of hate twisting the words of the bible
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Re: "Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
11-30-2013, 07:27 PM
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Typical extremist full of hate twisting the words of the bible
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Show me one instance of a True Christian™ misquoting Scripture and I will send $1000 to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice.
You have 10 minutes.
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Re: "Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
12-01-2013, 05:37 AM
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Show me one instance of a True Christian™ misquoting Scripture and I will send $1000 to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice.
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Time is up. The harlot owes you $1k. What'll you bet she welches on you?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
12-01-2013, 05:43 AM
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Time is up. The harlot owes you $1k. What'll you bet she welches on you?
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Pastor Zeke, I have never, EVER had anyone take me up on this offer. That tells me two things:
a. True Christians™ never make mistakes, particularly not in regards to Scripture.
b. whores are liars.
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Re: "Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
12-01-2013, 05:03 PM
Does it not say in the bible everyone sins and fall short of the glory of God. And stop calling me a whore you have no evidence to support that claim
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Re: "Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
12-01-2013, 05:45 PM
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Does it not say in the bible everyone sins and fall short of the glory of God. And stop calling me a whore you have no evidence to support that claim
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We don't need any evidence, you sassy wretch.
There is a vast gulf between the forgiven sins of saved Christians and the knowing attack on Jesus of the enemies of the Lord God. Shame on you for your effort to promote misquotes of the Word of God as proof of the sanity of your debauchery. Who do you think you are fooling?
You will go to Hell unless you give yourself over to Jesus. That is probably wasted advice.
I should add that your usage and sentence structure reveals your public school lack of education. God have mercy on you.
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Re: "Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
12-01-2013, 06:19 PM
I have yet to attack a "true" Christian
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Re: "Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
12-01-2013, 07:20 PM
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Does it not say in the bible everyone sins and fall short of the glory of God.
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Incorrect.
1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."
Revelation 1:5 "And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood"
1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: "Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
12-01-2013, 07:32 PM
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Does it not say in the bible everyone sins and fall short of the glory of God. And stop calling me a whore you have no evidence to support that claim
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You have no evidence to back up your claims either, but that doesn't stop you from shouting blasphemies.
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Re: "Thanksgivukkah" How Thanksgiving is Being Attacked -
12-02-2013, 04:44 AM
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You have no evidence to back up your claims either, but that doesn't stop you from shouting blasphemies.
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It's a crying shame, Sister, to see a person mock and ridicule the Sweet Baby Jesus who never did any harm to any living soul.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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