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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 08-26-2015, 02:03 PM

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IT JUST A GODDAMN ADVERTISEMENT FOR COCA COLA! THERE IS NOTHING SATANIC ABOUT THIS!

"Public Pervesions", no it's just a advertisement campaign to get more money, alot of machines are doing this nowadays, like a gum machine where if you yelled loud enough at it, it would give you free gum. Now this is if you hug it, it gives you free coca-cola, simple as that.

But NONONONO,theres obviously a bigger picture, this is obviously a symbol that perverts want to see people hug...vending machines...

***Link to video depicting gluttony and body hair removal fetish removed by moderator***

that's not even a fetish, so how is this perverted? People hug people, are they perverted? No, Jesus hugged people, are you calling him perverted? Thats what im getting here.

You are an irrational maniac and obviously a sexual pervert. In addition, I must advise you that strong language is never welcome.


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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 08-27-2015, 01:56 AM

Coke did contain Cocaine.
That is why it is Charlie Sheen's favourite drink!


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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 08-27-2015, 02:56 AM

I stand by my word. Coca-Cola is anti-Christian.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 08-28-2015, 03:40 AM

You removed my link to a video saying: "Riiiiiiight." and you say it was a fetish video. Wow, so, A. You can't take a joke B. You abuse you moderating powers like the other "False gods" and C. Just don't like people speaking out against your so called "the one true religion" because you know they speak TRUE facts and not FICTION like your "religion" (aka Cult) does.

It's just a add from Coca-Cola to get more money.
No sexual perversions.
No secret meaning.
No corporate brainwashing.
Not a act against religion or faith.
Just a advert from a company wanting more money.

P.S Every time I post i get a infraction because of my "Rude Language" and "Idiotic Tone"

1. You speak the same language too, so pifflein' deal with it.
2. How can you tell what tone I have if you can't hear me say it in person.


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Grammar Nazi Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 08-28-2015, 04:42 AM

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You removed my link to a video saying: "Riiiiiiight." and you say it was a fetish video. Wow, so, A. You can't take a joke B. You abuse you moderating powers like the other "False gods" and C. Just don't like people speaking out against your so called "the one true religion" because you know they speak TRUE facts and not FICTION like your "religion" (aka Cult) does.
Dear Mr. Defender,

A. Hell is no joke. It is as real as Jesus Christ. Things are dead serious. Time is running out (note: I am using very simple language to get the message through; see below for details regarding the linguistics). The Rapture will soon take place. You should Repent. If you don't, Hell awaits. It is an unpleasant place. It involves wailing.

Matthew 13:42
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

B. Each and every True Christian works here based on the rules that come from Jesus, and from His masterwork the Bible. They are the rules we follow because God tells us to do so. You are an uninvited guest. you also have some rights. Have you seen them? They are HERE.

1 Peter 2:17
Honour all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honour the king.

C. Of course we don't like your talking bad things about God and Jesus. We do this for LOVE. We do not want you to end up in Hell. That would be sad. We want you to Repent. That's why we're telling you the Truth™.

Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?


On to the language question...
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It's just a add from Coca-Cola to get more money.
No sexual perversions.
No secret meaning.
No corporate brainwashing.
Not a act against religion or faith.
Just a advert from a company wanting more money.

P.S Every time I post i get a infraction because of my "Rude Language" and "Idiotic Tone"

1. You speak the same language too, so pifflein' deal with it.
2. How can you tell what tone I have if you can't hear me say it in person.


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It may well be that we speak the same language but it is no shame to admit that you have problems with your education. I also understand if you've only been exposed to Klingon or Quenya literature lately and forgotten about American; isn't that what you gamers do?

Still, some guidelines:
The American indefinite article has two forms: "a" and "an". The "an" alternative is used in front of words that begin with a vowel (y is a wovel in some languages but in American it takes the "a"). You have some examples here that need the "an", "an ad" (not "add", that is a verb), "an act", "an infraction", etc. Interestingly, sometimes an (sic!) initial "n" does funny things to a word, as illiterate peasants can understand it as if it belonged to the article and not the word per se. A nice example is "an orange". It was introduced into English from one of the Papish languages as "a norange" (derives from the Sanskrit narang (नारंग) via the Papish La naranja). It is also possible that this mishap took place in the Papish dialect of French (medieval une norenge -> une orenge). What does this entail? It means that if you are not careful you can drop the initial letter and cause confusion. Please, be more careful in the future. The same goes for your relationship with Jesus. If you drop one item from the list of commandments to obey, you'll eventually lose God's Grace altogether.

James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

As for infractions, I can ensure you that your post above will receive no infractions containing the words "Rude Language" and "Idiotic Tone".


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 08-28-2015, 05:07 AM

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You removed my link to a video saying: "Riiiiiiight." and you say it was a fetish video. Wow, so, A. You can't take a joke B. You abuse you moderating powers like the other "False gods" and C. Just don't like people speaking out against your so called "the one true religion" because you know they speak TRUE facts and not FICTION like your "religion" (aka Cult) does.

It's just a add from Coca-Cola to get more money.
No sexual perversions.
No secret meaning.
No corporate brainwashing.
Not a act against religion or faith.
Just a advert from a company wanting more money.

P.S Every time I post i get a infraction because of my "Rude Language" and "Idiotic Tone"

1. You speak the same language too, so pifflein' deal with it.
2. How can you tell what tone I have if you can't hear me say it in person.

1 can't stop them all
Hi Slanderer,

You should really take some lessons on learning the American language. We're you kicked out of the third grade because you refused to shave?

Interesting...

But to answer your two questions:

1) Yes, we do speak the American language here. However, we are simply much better at it than YOU.

2) It's called 'punctuation'. You'll start to learn about it if you go back to school and finish the third grade.

I am glad I could be of assistance to you.
Cheers.


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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 08-29-2015, 02:43 AM

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IT JUST A GODDAMN ADVERTISEMENT FOR COCA COLA! THERE IS NOTHING SATANIC ABOUT THIS!
Then why did Satan send you to rant and rave about a three-year-old post? GOTCHA!


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