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Default Yet another Australian... - 01-03-2016, 01:21 AM
I want to thank this whole forum for making me feel better about myself. In the same way that mowing the grass makes me feel taller.

Words spring to mind like "depraved", "insane", "irrational", "hateful" and "dangerous" when I read many of the threads on your forum. But I can see now that that's just what the heathens think before you slay them in their beds, rape their wives and enslave their children. They should have been born white in America, followed the word of God and ignored every bit of knowledge available to them their whole lives. They will burn in hell for that.

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I want to thank this whole forum for making me feel better about myself. In the same way that mowing the grass makes me feel taller.

Words spring to mind like "depraved", "insane", "irrational", "hateful" and "dangerous" when I read many of the threads on your forum. But I can see now that that's just what the heathens think before you slay them in their beds, rape their wives and enslave their children. They should have been born white in America, followed the word of God and ignored every bit of knowledge available to them their whole lives. They will burn in hell for that.
In my old age I can't tell whether you're praising Jesus or asking to be damned for eternity. Could you tell me?

EDIT: Now that I've read the rest of your post, I believe it's the former. Welcome to our lovely forums!

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Default Re: Yet another Australian... - 01-03-2016, 01:28 AM
Welcome then, Northerner. It is always a pleasure to meet other Christians, especially those from far away places. What is your congregation? How did you come to know Jesus? Who is your Pastor? Tell us the story of your walk with Jesus.

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Default Re: Yet another Australian... - 01-03-2016, 01:55 AM
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Words spring to mind like "depraved", "insane", "irrational", "hateful" and "dangerous" when I read many of the threads on your forum. But I can see now that that's just what the heathens think before you slay them in their beds, rape their wives and enslave their children.
We don't slay or rape anyone. We have an obligation to obey secular law (Romans 13:1-7). But if Donald Trump gets in and secular law changes, we may be able to put homers to death.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

If you have a problem with slaying and raping, you have a problem with the Bible, and ultimately with God, not with us. I find that offensive.

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They should have been born white in America, followed the word of God and ignored every bit of knowledge available to them their whole lives. They will burn in hell for that.
Yes they should have and yes they will. We don't make the rules, we just inform people of them.

So why do you hate God and His holy word?
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Greetings fellow islander who speaks English. I welcome you heartily to this forum. I have seen pictures of men from Australia and also women. The women look a lot like the men. They are Black people and they paint their bodies. There are also white people on your island. Are you a Black man or a white man?

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Default Re: Yet another Australian... - 01-03-2016, 10:39 PM
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Greetings fellow islander who speaks English. I welcome you heartily to this forum. I have seen pictures of men from Australia and also women. The women look a lot like the men. They are Black people and they paint their bodies. There are also white people on your island. Are you a Black man or a white man?
They don't speak English, nor do they speak American (which is God's favorite language). They speak the abo language, which comes out sounding like clicks and grunts. Maybe you'd understand it, being a jig yourself.

Also they eat big fat maggots.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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