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Hello -
01-01-2016, 03:23 AM
I am Osiris. I used to go to a church called Amazing Grace, a Pentecostal church in Ireland by Elim Ministries. My favorite part of the bible is Ezekiel 16:26. I am an Egyptologist in training, hence my name, Osiris. As to how I came to discover Jesus, I was walking by a bunch of guys handing out pamphlets one of them had a mic and was preaching the gospel. [Homosexual music links deleted]
So I searched for True Christians like the preacher in that video and my search brought me here. That's my introduction.
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Re: Hello -
01-01-2016, 04:19 AM
Greetings Osiris. I am very pleased to make your acquaintance. I am also from an island that was once owned by the English. They are gone now but they left their language which is English. I have heard of the Black Irish. They are Black men but they are from Ireland where everyone in the pictures seems to have red hair and freckles and they are white men. Why do your pictures never show Black Irish? It seems to be very racist to me.
Jah Guide
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Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Hello -
01-01-2016, 04:29 AM
You're from Ireland, huh? Welcome, O'Siris!
It was a wise move to leave the Pentecostalists. Which church do you go to now? I hope you're not a Cathoholic like every other Mick I've met.
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As to how I came to discover Jesus, I was walking by a bunch of guys handing out pamphlets one of them had a mic and was preaching the gospel...
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...and then what happened?
Don't leave out the best part about finding Jesus -- finding Jesus!
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Unsaved trash, Drunk Mick
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Re: Hello -
01-01-2016, 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Alan Swallows
You're from Ireland, huh? Welcome, O'Siris!
It was a wise move to leave the Pentecostalists. Which church do you go to now? I hope you're not a Cathoholic like every other Mick I've met.
...and then what happened?
Don't leave out the best part about finding Jesus -- finding Jesus!
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After that, I found a guy on YouTube called Kerrigan Skelly, who is definatley a True Christian. He uploads videos of him giving people the raw truth. He preached the gospel and told people the harsh truth they didn't want to hear; that they are sinners and must give up the sin they love so much and turn to Jesus in order to be saved. I came across this website and decided to join in! Now, I'm currently not attending any churches now, since there are no bapist churches in Ireland, but maybe one day, I'll start one based on the teachings of Landover Baptist Church! There are too many Catholics here that need to here the truth! Oh and by the way, I tried to post Kerrigan Skelly's videos here but the links got deleted as the website claimed they are homosexual music videos.
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Re: Hello -
01-01-2016, 05:25 AM
Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! How exciting to know about ancient Egypt! I think that must be tremendously fascinating! Have you stood on the site from where the LORD called Jesus (Matthew 2:15)? When I was a little girl, our mothers would call us children in from playing out doors (especially in the warm, summer months when the sun would stay out late), to announce it was dinner time, or time to come in and get ready for bed. I always wondered if the LORD called Jesus like that, or how it might have sounded. Do you think His voice echoed against the pyramids? Thank goodness the prophet didn't talk about calling Jesus out of Mexico, or every other little boy would have thought he was being called. You know, because they like to name their boys Jesus? Maybe that's why the LORD didn't introduce Jesus to the Mexicans until the 1490s, He knew they can't be trusted with important things. Goodness, I can't wait until Mr. Trump is president and we finally have a wall across the entirety of Mexico. I hope he can build one around San Francisco, too.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Hello -
01-01-2016, 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! How exciting to know about ancient Egypt! I think that must be tremendously fascinating! Have you stood on the site from where the LORD called Jesus (Matthew 2:15)? When I was a little girl, our mothers would call us children in from playing out doors (especially in the warm, summer months when the sun would stay out late), to announce it was dinner time, or time to come in and get ready for bed. I always wondered if the LORD called Jesus like that, or how it might have sounded. Do you think His voice echoed against the pyramids? Thank goodness the prophet didn't talk about calling Jesus out of Mexico, or every other little boy would have thought he was being called. You know, because they like to name their boys Jesus? Maybe that's why the LORD didn't introduce Jesus to the Mexicans until the 1490s, He knew they can't be trusted with important things. Goodness, I can't wait until Mr. Trump is president and we finally have a wall across the entirety of Mexico. I hope he can build one around San Francisco, too.
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My sentiments, exactly, Sister.
It is wonderful to have an expert in the Egyptian things on the Forum.
Mr. Osiris,
- Do you think that your namesake was an actual demon (pre-or post-flood?) or just someone possessed by evil spirits (Mark 3:11)?
- Are you familiar with the recent developments in Biblical History that prove the Bible once and for all by having determined that the pyramids were built by Joseph for grain storage?
This is one of the Josephian pyramids. Glory!
- What are your opinions on "the Shasu of Yhw" (t3 š3św jhw3) as further proof for Biblical inerrancy?
Wonderful to have you here to learn about Jesus and perhaps (perhaps) to teach us also a thing or two about ancient Egypt, the country that Jesus visited in his corporeal youth when He was still Baby Jesus, Jesus Son of God.
Matthew 2:14
When he arose, he took the young child and his mother by night, and departed into Egypt:
Welcome! Jesus must have led you here!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Hello -
01-02-2016, 06:27 AM
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I am Osiris.
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No, you are most certainly not.
Give us your name, age, gender, and hometown. List out your vile sins and start begging Jesus to wash them away with His sweet, sweet blood.
Now.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Unsaved trash, Drunk Mick
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Re: Hello -
01-12-2016, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
My sentiments, exactly, Sister.
It is wonderful to have an expert in the Egyptian things on the Forum.
Mr. Osiris,
- Do you think that your namesake was an actual demon (pre-or post-flood?) or just someone possessed by evil spirits (Mark 3:11)?
- Are you familiar with the recent developments in Biblical History that prove the Bible once and for all by having determined that the pyramids were built by Joseph for grain storage?
This is one of the Josephian pyramids. Glory!
- What are your opinions on "the Shasu of Yhw" (t3 š3św jhw3) as further proof for Biblical inerrancy?
Wonderful to have you here to learn about Jesus and perhaps (perhaps) to teach us also a thing or two about ancient Egypt, the country that Jesus visited in his corporeal youth when He was still Baby Jesus, Jesus Son of God.
Matthew 2:14
When he arose, he took the young child and his mother by night, and departed into Egypt:
Welcome! Jesus must have led you here!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Very fascinating! As for my name, there's a chance it may have been derived from Sirus, perhaps.
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Unsaved trash, Drunk Mick
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Re: Hello -
01-12-2016, 06:55 AM
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No, you are most certainly not.
Give us your name, age, gender, and hometown. List out your vile sins and start begging Jesus to wash them away with His sweet, sweet blood.
Now.
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Well, the name my parents gave me is Evan. I am 21 years old, I am a male and as for where I live, I live on Achill Island on the west coast of Ireland, but I was born in Dublin city, the capital of Ireland.
As for sins, well, I used to practice east Asian martial arts, I swear, I masturbate and I lust.
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Re: Hello -
01-12-2016, 07:37 AM
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Very fascinating! As for my name, there's a chance it may have been derived from Sirus, perhaps.
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Dear Friend,
Of course there is a chance but it is minute.
Let us see:
- Sirius. This one is Latin and derives from the Greek Σείριος meaning "scorching" or "destructive". The name reflects the fact that it is the brightest non-moving star on the Firmament. This is thus an Indo-European word (a proto-language that originated during Genesis 11:9)
- Osiris. This one is again a loan-word in Latin but this time it derives only indirectly from the Hellenic Greek Ὄσιρις (but originally from the Egyptian language). We do not how how ancient Egyptian was vocalized, so the pronunciation of this word (Wsjr, suggested vocalizations are Asar, Yasar, Aser, Asaru, Ausar, Ausir, Wesir, Usir, Usire or Ausare) remains unknown. The meaning is also different from that of Sirius and most probably it was based on the meaning "powerful". Egyptian is a Semitic language and, thus, not of the same branch as the Indo-European language from the Tower of Babel.
Genesis 11:9
Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.
To conclude: the similarities between Sirius and Osiris are circumstantial and do not reflect true cognates.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Hello -
01-13-2016, 09:40 AM
Hello, Sand Person. Are you currently waging a jihad against the United States? I can tell you right now you're going to lose.
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Re: Hello -
01-14-2016, 04:30 PM
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Hello, Sand Person. Are you currently waging a jihad against the United States? I can tell you right now you're going to lose.
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I'm Irish. I was born in Ireland. I am a European.
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Re: Hello -
01-14-2016, 04:35 PM
But you have an Arab name and study the Arabian pyramids? This is confusing.
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Re: Hello -
01-18-2016, 11:56 AM
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But you have an Arab name and study the Arabian pyramids? This is confusing.
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That's a common misconception about the whole Egyptian culture. It's been around for thousands of years before the Arabs invaded. Only now, in these modern times is Egypt considered an Arabic nation.
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Re: Hello -
01-18-2016, 04:20 PM
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Greetings Osiris. I am very pleased to make your acquaintance. I am also from an island that was once owned by the English. They are gone now but they left their language which is English. I have heard of the Black Irish. They are Black men but they are from Ireland where everyone in the pictures seems to have red hair and freckles and they are white men. Why do your pictures never show Black Irish? It seems to be very racist to me.
Jah Guide
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The Black Irish are not Negroes, they just have dark hair and dark eyes. They are descendants of the Spanish Cathylicks.
Proverbs 3:5
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Re: Hello -
01-18-2016, 05:54 PM
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That's a common misconception about the whole Egyptian culture. It's been around for thousands of years before the Arabs invaded. Only now, in these modern times is Egypt considered an Arabic nation.
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Hello, Evan. Egypt has a long history of being invaded, conquered, and ruled by different people (Nubians, Assyrians, Persians, Greeks, Romans, Arabs, Europeans, etc, etc). That does not mean abrupt changes in culture, language, nor in the genetic makeup of the people who lived there. Invasions meant changes on the top, but there was much more continuity among the ruled people. Obviously there was plenty of cultural, linguistic, and genetic enrichment, but it is not unlike the cultural, linguistic, and genetic changes of any nation at any time.
Hence, if the Egyptians today could not claim ancient Egyptians as their ancestors, then British people today could not claim anything in England older than A.D. 1066 as theirs, and Spanish people could not claim anything in Spain older than pretty much 1491 (when we finally got rid of the Arab conquerors), etc. That would create a very short, poor, and boring history of nations, don't you think?
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Re: Hello -
01-18-2016, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Evan Tomas
That's a common misconception about the whole Egyptian culture. It's been around for thousands of years before the Arabs invaded. Only now, in these modern times is Egypt considered an Arabic nation.
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They're weak. Why would you want to study weak people? The LORD manipulated the Egyptians (Exodus 9:12), and the Arabs manipulated the Egyptians. Why don't you study a strong, courageous, industrious, Godly, alpha race like Americans?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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