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Default Hello Fellow Christians - 01-05-2016, 02:33 AM
I'm a Jesus loving christian just like the rest of you. I live in the beautiful Georgia USA with my wife and three kids. I'm raising them to be good christians just like my father taught me. I am very happy to have discovered this wonderful internet website. I have found many interesting posts here and it looks like everyone agrees with me. I am glad to see there is somewhere on this internet where I can find people ready to preach the truth about god.
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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 01-05-2016, 03:23 AM
Welcome, John. This is the friendliest site on the internets and home of the most open minded people in America. We are Christians here and anxious to meet up with other Christians, that we may fellowship together. What is your congregation? Who is your Pastor? Tell us how you found Jesus and what He has done to impact your life.

God Bless!

God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 01-05-2016, 03:47 AM
Hello Mr. Carpenter, and welcome! It's nice to "meet" another whose soul is on fire for the LORD! If I could literally light my soul on fire to show my love, I would. I would do it if Jesus asked, or even if He hinted. I would do anything for Him, and I wouldn't ask Him why. Abraham didn't ask why he should slit his own child's throat and spill his blood on the altar (Genesis 22:9-10), he just said, "sure, whatever you say." If Jesus spoke to me, I would say that, too! I would do whatever He told me! I'm waiting for the voice. Sometimes I think I hear it, but I think I'm just really excited. One of these days though... one of these days!!!

How about you? What would you do for Jesus?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 01-05-2016, 04:37 AM
Mary, I dont think there is any limit to what I would be willing to do for Jesus. As in the story of The Binding Of Isaac I would sacrifice anything or anyone if he commanded it.
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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 01-05-2016, 04:48 AM
John, what's you favourite passage from the Bible.
(Just a hint - we do like people to capitalize pronouns when speaking of Jesus)

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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 01-05-2016, 04:56 AM
I love John 3:16: For God so loved the world, that He gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life. That truly inspires me!
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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 01-05-2016, 05:58 AM
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I love John 3:16: For God so loved the world, that He gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life. That truly inspires me!
That really is a great verse, especially when you read it in context, including John 3:18. Our God is an awesome God who set up the world in such a way that everybody who died without having the chance to hear about and accept Jesus is destined to Hell! And that includes infants who died before they could even understand Jesus' temporary sacrifice!

Praise God!

God created fossils to test our faith.

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I'm a Jesus loving christian just like the rest of you. I live in the beautiful Georgia USA with my wife and three kids. I'm raising them to be good christians just like my father taught me. I am very happy to have discovered this wonderful internet website. I have found many interesting posts here and it looks like everyone agrees with me. I am glad to see there is somewhere on this internet where I can find people ready to preach the truth about god.
Greetings, John, in the Precious Name of Jesus:

It is really wonderful to see yet another potential brother in Christ hoping to fellowship in Spirit and Truth on God's Favorite Forum.

1 Chronicles 16:25

For great is the Lord, and greatly to be praised: he also is to be feared aboue all gods.

This is really what we're all about - praising our Heavenly King until He steps His Manly, Sinewy foot on the Mount of Olives and we live and reign with Him forever. I have been to your state of Georgia, actually.

I found it filled with many Baptists and Baptist wanna-bes. However, in the ungodly city of Atlanta were found several homersekshuls and a lieberal attitude that I and the members of my party found distasteful. We were but young, masculine, handsome men off for a walk to explore Underground Atlanta. It seemed something called "Hotlanta" was being held that weekend and we felt it was due to the oppressive heat and humidity. We were mistaken. Depravity was in each direction we looked. We were approached by lustful gaywise men who tried to touch us in regions that are only used for the marital bed. We left immediately, except for my friend Serge, who stayed bravely to witness to the lost sodomizer who offered to take him home. Indeed, Serge remains in Atlanta to this day, witnessing to the gays and lisbons.

But rather than monopolitize your experience with us, I will be off for now. Welcome, then - unless you are one of the many who try to fool us with false stories. If that is your aim, you will be found out.

COME, LORD JESUS!
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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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