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Unhappy I'm sorry! - 04-20-2007, 10:38 PM

I'm sorry for upsetting you all. I didn't mean to make you all mad. I'll stop talking about Buddha, Luna, and all that. And I'll won't post in the men's board. And I won't talk to much. I just wanted to see people's view here. Not make everybody mad.
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Default Re: I'm sorry! - 04-21-2007, 04:46 AM

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I'm sorry for upsetting you all. I didn't mean to make you all mad. I'll stop talking about Buddha, Luna, and all that. And I'll won't post in the men's board. And I won't talk to much. I just wanted to see people's view here. Not make everybody mad.
Apology accepted. As a token of our forgiveness, I have taken you off moderation. Now might be a good time to repent and accept Jesus.

Now go and sin no more!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I'm sorry! - 04-22-2007, 02:27 AM

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Apology accepted. As a token of our forgiveness, I have taken you off moderation. Now might be a good time to repent and accept Jesus.

Now go and sin no more!

Well, you see...tomarrow is Earth Day, and I plan on sitting under Luna for some time, and enjoying being with her.
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Default Re: I'm sorry! - 04-22-2007, 04:02 PM

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I'm sorry for upsetting you all. I didn't mean to make you all mad. I'll stop talking about Buddha, Luna, and all that. And I'll won't post in the men's board. And I won't talk to much. I just wanted to see people's view here. Not make everybody mad.
i kno how u feel i was on moderation b4 n i didnt like it at all so i dun talk about the godess as much n i dun offer to cast nice spells coz that makes these ppl mad.
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Default Re: I'm sorry! - 04-22-2007, 08:01 PM

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Well, you see...tomarrow is Earth Day, and I plan on sitting under Luna for some time, and enjoying being with her.
Can someone explain to me why Jesus hasn't killed this awful little thing yet? Could He not arrange for "Luna" to drop a coconut on the silly sod's skull or something?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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