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Unhappy Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 12-05-2010, 05:59 PM

you people are ruled buy the devil!
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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 12-05-2010, 06:38 PM

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you people are ruled buy the devil!
And where did you get this crazy idea?

Discipline promotes virtue and righteousness. Though I am sure it pained Brother LHM to do so (the poor man forgot to warm up beforehand), he was doing his Godly duty in making sure that homeless trash got something infinitely better than money or a free meal; a stern reminder of the kind of tough love our Savior believes in.

"Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
Proverbs 23:13-14

"He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Proverbs 13:24

"Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him."
Proverbs 22:15

"The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly." Proverbs 20:30

Now, I hope that clears up your little misconception that we are ruled by Satan. Everything we do is guided by God and the Bible, and if you had read the Bible you'd know that.


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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 12-05-2010, 06:47 PM

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Son, what's the matter with you? You would rather see a child Damned to Hell than have him learn what is right?





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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 12-05-2010, 07:18 PM

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Discipline promotes virtue and righteousness. Though I am sure it pained Brother LHM to do so (the poor man forgot to warm up beforehand), he was doing his Godly duty in making sure that homeless trash got something infinitely better than money or a free meal; a stern reminder of the kind of tough love our Savior believes in.
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Son, what's the matter with you? You would rather see a child Damned to Hell than have him learn what is right?
Powerful words, My Brother and Sister, powerful.

Clearly the Unsaved Trash that brought forth your thoughts is on the road to damnation.


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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 12-06-2010, 03:32 AM

Jerk tofu. I don't eat chicken.
And as I already said on multiple threads, I don't have sex with children. I just do girls my own age.


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