[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

Not liking a particular food is not being judgemental - it would be judgmental of me if I said that you were a bad person because you eat bacon with ice cream.
If you want to eat bacon with ice cream, that's fine with me - Bon appetit!

BS

[Nobar King]

You really are a man's dream come true. I hope to taste your delectable delights soon.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Dancing With Myself

Honestly, you will gain like 20 pounds after that meal and I've studied nutrition!


GENTLEMEN! THIS IS ABSURD!

Complete fiction - you'd probably gain that but for a couple who regularly partake of vigorous exercise, this is a mere snack.

[Orelia]

Originally Posted by VictoryOS

Well now, that's just taking things too far. A woman working on a car, that's just ridiculous.

Oh I know cars may look intimidating at first for anyone who knows nothing about them! But trust me its not that complicated after all really!
You just need to learn a little thats all, but the mechanism of a car is really not that complex, you just need to know what part is which and what they do and the you can find the problem without too much of a fuss! Changing tires is real easy too once you how to do it! I know how to do many repairs on cars, of course I'm not a mechanic so I can't solve EVERYTHING, but my father taught me the basics and essentials to make sure I would know how to fix things if I ever I got stuck somewhere along the road on my own! Better to be on the safe side than have regrets later!

[Orelia]

(ahhhhhhhhh sorry for all the typing mistakes! I tend to write a tad too quickly! )

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Orelia

Oh I know cars may look intimidating at first for anyone who knows nothing about them! But trust me its not that complicated after all really!
You just need to learn a little thats all, but the mechanism of a car is really not that complex, you just need to know what part is which and what they do and the you can find the problem without too much of a fuss! Changing tires is real easy too once you how to do it! I know how to do many repairs on cars, of course I'm not a mechanic so I can't solve EVERYTHING, but my father taught me the basics and essentials to make sure I would know how to fix things if I ever I got stuck somewhere along the road on my own! Better to be on the safe side than have regrets later!

It has long been my opinion that anyone wishing to obtain a driver's license should have to demonstrate the ability to locate the basic parts of their car - motor, transmission, battery, carburetor, radiator, know how to check fluid levels and where to add fluids, change the bulbs and fuses, jump-start a dead battery, and change a tire. I'm not saying that everyone who wishes to drive should have to be a certified mechanic, but if you're going to pilot a machine weighing a couple of tons and capable of attaining speeds of 100 mph, you should know at least the basics of how it works, and what to do when something goes wrong.
There would be a lot less women stranded and rendered helpless by something as simple as a flat tire.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

It has long been my opinion that anyone wishing to obtain a driver's license should have to demonstrate the ability to locate the basic parts of their car - motor, transmission, battery, carburetor, radiator, know how to check fluid levels and where to add fluids, change the bulbs and fuses, jump-start a dead battery, and change a tire.

Well, sure they should be able to locate the carburetor — if they're applying for antique registration. Otherwise, they should demonstrate a knowledge of what cars have nowadays.

[Nobar King]

Duh.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

There would be a lot less women stranded and rendered helpless by something as simple as a flat tire.

That's why God invented chauffeurs, you stupid lump. If you're going to be a Joo about it and refuse to spend money on a driver, then that's why He invented cell phones and roadside assistance.
Seriously, some days I think you're entirely incapable of even the simplest rational thought.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

Well, sure they should be able to locate the carburetor — if they're applying for antique registration. Otherwise, they should demonstrate a knowledge of what cars have nowadays.

I drive an older model car - it has a carburetor.

[Nobar King]

No one cares what you drive, you were giving advice that wasn't current.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

No one cares what you drive, you were giving advice that wasn't current.

You lot give out-dated advice all the time.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

You lot give out-dated advice all the time.

We preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ, Who is the same yesterday, and today, and forever (Hebrews 13:8). You babble on under the assumption that just because you can't afford a modern car, no one else here can.

[My_Dinky_Donk]

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

We preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ, Who is the same yesterday, and today, and forever (Hebrews 13:8). You babble on under the assumption that just because you can't afford a modern car, no one else here can.

If you're saying that the Gospel is the same yesterday, now and forever then you are mistaken due to the fact that sins change and evolve. Not always for the best either.

[Coon Fish]

Originally Posted by Ba_Donka_Donk

If you're saying that the Gospel is the same yesterday, now and forever then you are mistaken due to the fact that sins change and evolve. Not always for the best either.

I agree. Power to the people and the holy state of the lord!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Ba_Donka_Donk

If you're saying that the Gospel is the same yesterday, now and forever then you are mistaken due to the fact that sins change and evolve. Not always for the best either.

If you're going to make an assertion like that about sin, you'd better have the scripture to back it up.

Originally Posted by Coon Fish

I agree. Power to the people and the holy state of the lord!

Of course you're agreeing with your, I suspect, "boyfriend".
We don't take kindly to racists like you two running around trying to recruit for the Klan.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

We preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ, Who is the same yesterday, and today, and forever (Hebrews 13:8). You babble on under the assumption that just because you can't afford a modern car, no one else here can.

Why would I want to buy a new car? Mine is paid for, I can can get full coverage on it and my husband's car for under $200 a month, and it gets excellent gas mleage - 28 mpg in town, 34 mpg on the highway.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Ba Donk and Coon, thems some might fine pussies you two faggits have.

[My_Dinky_Donk]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

Ba Donk and Coon, thems some might fine pussies you two faggits have.

Why thank you, at least you admit they're better than yours.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

We let the kids make up some recipes at last weekend's Landover Junior-Christian Sleepover. Some wanted to try bacon cheddar cheeseburgers with krispy-creeme doughnut buns. I was a little hesitant, but they insisted. Heating the buns on the grill made the grill sweet, and the sugar rubbed off on the burgers, giving them some extra taste.

The kids didn't want any lettuce or onions on their burgers, but to my surprise they put ketchup on them. Kids just love ketchup!!

The baked potatoes with m&ms inside weren't as popular. I kept telling the kids that they need butter, but they wanted chocolate. Oh, well.

You people eat the strangest things.