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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 07-29-2015, 11:36 PM
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That image was doctored in Photoshop. Just saying.

[LINK TO IMAGE OF NAKED MICHELLE OBAMA SHE-MALE CREATURE REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
Hello rezivor,

Nice to see you on this forum. By the way: This forum has an introduction sub forum where you can introduce yourself Do us a favour and introduce yourself!

Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 07-30-2015, 03:29 AM
I'm pretty sure either you or someone else inverted that pic of Obama, you don't put your left hand over your heart for the pledge, that's culturally unacceptable and I'm sure the president would have got a lot more ire for it if it had truly happened.

Anyway, if god doesn't like people to be left handed, then why did he make them left handed? If I don't like the color green, then I'm not going to decorate my house in green, it's pretty simple logic.

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Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 07-30-2015, 04:15 AM
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...Anyway, if god doesn't like people to be left handed, then why did he make them left handed?...
What would be the point of creating Hell, if He didn't make someone to go there?

Proverbs 16:4 "The Lord hath made all things for himself: Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 08-01-2015, 05:56 PM
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if god doesn't like people to be left handed, then why did he make them left handed? If I don't like the color green, then I'm not going to decorate my house in green, it's pretty simple logic.
For His Glory, silly! If He can harden the heart of a man so the man has no choice but to reject God, watch his first born and the first born of every citizen of his kingdom die as punishment for doing what he was compelled to do in order to shew God's mighty power, then surly you don't think making left handed demon children is hard to create in the womb. Between tampering with a man's free will and a making little baby in the womb the size of a blueberry favor his left hand, I would think the few hundred cells would be easier than to rewrite a man's entire consciousness. But we're talking about the Almighty here! For Him, nothing is impossible!

For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.
So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.
For the scripture saith unto Pharaoh, Even for this same purpose have I raised thee up, that I might shew my power in thee, and that my name might be declared throughout all the earth.
Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 08-05-2015, 03:49 AM
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Isaac Newton
Albert Einstein
Joan of Arc
Pablo Picasso
Neil Armstrong
Michelangelo
Helen Keller
Aristotle
Julia Roberts
Raphael
Cole Porter
Benjamin Franklin
Bill Gates
Tina Fey
Leonardo Da Vinci
Nicole Kidman
John McEnroe
Paul McCartney
Beethoven
Jennifer Lawrence
Rafael Nadal
Mark Twain
Marie Curie
Babe Ruth
Julius Caesar
Harpo Marx
Jimi Hendrix
Ruth Ginsberg
Lou Gehrig
Prince William
Steve Forbes
Robert Redford
Bach
Angelina Jolie
Rembrandt
Marilyn Monroe
Friedrich Nietzsche
Paul Simon
Oprah Winfrey
Edward R. Murrow
Charlie Chaplin
LeBron James
H.G. Welles
James Baldwin
Jean Genet
Edwin Buzz Aldrin
Ellie Goulding
Ted Williams
Oscar de la Hoya
Charlemagne
Jim Henson
Dr. Albert Schweitzer
Sting
Ghandi
Bob Dylan

A rogues gallery of reprobates, Godmockers, atheists, and sundry sleaze. If this isn't enough to show the dangers of adopting the sinister lifestyle, nothing is.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 08-05-2015, 04:08 AM
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Bach
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Wasn´t Bach Baptised somewhere in march? It seems he refused to play with the other Church goers because they sucked pretty hard at playing their instruments. Perhaps Bach was a tad arrogant but who cares:


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Wasn´t Bach Baptised somewhere in march? It seems he refused to play with the other Church goers because they sucked pretty hard at playing their instruments. Perhaps Bach was a tad arrogant but who cares:

Lutheran, so destined for hell.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 08-08-2015, 05:54 AM
where does it say in the bible that being left handed is evil? I really want to know.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 08-08-2015, 06:01 AM
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where does it say in the bible that being left handed is evil? I really want to know.
CuriousJonny was curious.

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where does it say in the bible that being left handed is evil? I really want to know.
The information is contained in this thread.

This thread is a bit like the Bible(KJV1611). You need to read it to understand it and if you don't understand it you need to read it again until you do.

Only then will you understand it.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 08-08-2015, 11:29 AM
Let me tell all of you bible ***lame attempt to blaspheme*** something, you are all going to hell because this "god" of yours says he loves everyone equally, yet you are all here saying blasphemy in his name. The bible says dont be left handed, I'm left handed. The bible says dont be gay. My brother is gay and I still love him. The bible says dont get divorced (most of you have) the bible says not to eat shell fish and pork, most of you do. And my personal favorite. THE BIBLE SAYS THAT WOMEN MUST KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT but that doesnt happen. The bible also says not to have sex with different ethnic groups but guess what ALL of us are different ethnicities. And before you even start bashing me. Yes I know im a sinner and I know im going to hell but guess YOUR "GOD" SHOULD FORGIVE ME FOR CALLING HIM A STUPID DUMB ***Potty language*** WHO FEEDS OFF OF CRACK AND ***Potty language*** THAT ARE MALE WITH BIG BLACK ***Potty language*** ALL DAY LONG AS HE MAKES THEM SPILL ***Potty language*** Now all I have to do is prey to a "god" I dont believe in and I am forgiven but since there is no god I will not pray. I will not repent and I will continue on with my day like I always have, godless and very happy

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 08-08-2015, 01:00 PM
You may not realize it yet, but you are crying out for salvation. You have a long road in front of you, but all is not lost. Even the likes of you may be forgiven and one day ascend to Heaven. You seem angry. Why don't you tell us what seems to be the problem.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 08-09-2015, 12:43 AM
Are yall really that ignorant. what happened to everyone being gods children, no matter what, or did you forget that.. This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard... The values and faith of Christianity mean nothing to yall. I believe in my heart you will all go to hell. Being left handed had to do with nothing more than genetic disposition. I assume you all believe that Leonardo da vinci went to hell for painting a picture that is probably hanging in most your houses. The last supper, or Michaelangelo with the creation of Adam, or the sistine Chapel in Vatican city. your claims are so far off biblical history that it insults me just knowing people like you exist. But I forgive you, because I'm a real Christian.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 08-09-2015, 12:46 AM
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what happened to everyone being gods children, no matter what,
Don't be silly! That's not in the Holy Bible anywhere!

Go ahead and take a look.


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Are yall really that ignorant. what happened to everyone being gods children, no matter what, or did you forget that.. This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard... The values and faith of Christianity mean nothing to yall. I believe in my heart you will all go to hell. Being left handed had to do with nothing more than genetic disposition. I assume you all believe that Leonardo da vinci went to hell for painting a picture that is probably hanging in most your houses. The last supper, or Michaelangelo with the creation of Adam, or the sistine Chapel in Vatican city. your claims are so far off biblical history that it insults me just knowing people like you exist. But I forgive you, because I'm a real Christian.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 08-09-2015, 12:53 AM
Please do not have the wicked and ignorant. For they do not know the wrong in their ways. They were taught this by other idiots. So be the better person, no matter faith, race, gender, God loves us all..right handers (me) and lefties
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 08-09-2015, 12:55 AM
True Christians™ are not only "the better person," True Christians™ are Perfect!

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 08-09-2015, 12:58 AM
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Kindly post the Scripture that backs up this absurd claim. Where does the Holy Bible state that "God loves everyone?" Are you trying to claim that God loves queers? Atheist? Witches? Islamofascists? Whoremongers? Liars?

My Bible says something quite different.

God doesn't love everybody:

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Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

And don't give me any "He hates the sin, not the sinner" crap...

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Matthew 13
[38] The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
[39] The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
[40] As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
[41] The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
[42] And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

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Are yall really that ignorant...
Oh, that's gonna bite you. Let's begin:

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... what happened to everyone being gods children, no matter what...
That's not in the Bible (as Mrs. Etheldreda pointed out, above).

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...The values and faith of Christianity mean nothing to yall...
<stifled laughter>

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...I believe in my heart...
Proverbs 3:5 "Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; And lean not unto thine own understanding."

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...you will all go to hell...
What happened to "as I forgive those who trespass against me"?

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...I assume you all believe that Leonardo da vinci went to hell for painting a picture that is probably hanging in most your houses. The last supper, or Michaelangelo with the creation of Adam, or the sistine Chapel in Vatican city...
Leonardo was Catholic, and they aren't Christian.

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...your claims are so far off biblical history...
And your knowledge of "Biblical history" has just been shown to be WRONG on every point you raised, so... yeah.

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...that it insults me just knowing people like you exist...
You just insist on proving that you're not a Christian, don't you?

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

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Who wants these people to go to Hell. People like you crack me up.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 08-09-2015, 01:14 AM
You cannot argue with what I have said, and I never said anything about being an atheist, your comments on lefties are obsurd, and after reading a good bit, I still keep the same opinion. Besides the fact yall are wrong. And this coming from a baptist family man. If you think you are perfect, you are going to hell, only God is perfect.. Not any of you..have a nice screwed up life..

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
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