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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
09-30-2012, 05:06 PM
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Wow and here I thought God was a God of love. My bad.
I don't want to be one of your Christians if I have to hate people. Sorry.
I do believe in God, I just don't think he likes me very much. And you people certainly wiped away all my doubts of wanting to become a Christian again. So thanks for that, but I would much rather help people than spend my time ostracizing and judging them as you seem to enjoy doing.
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He hates you because you are not listening to His word. No wonder you have doubt in your heart. You will be full of questions like, "Why does God (who supposedly loves us all) let little children starve and die of cancer yadda yadda?"
Once you realise that God does this on purpose because He is punishing iniquity for generations after the sin you stop being baffled by such silliness.
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
09-30-2012, 05:07 PM
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Ah... You should see Pastor Zeke's signature:
God Hates
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8 ), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8 ), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8 ), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8 ), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8 ), All Liars (Revelation 21:8 )
...and if God hates them, I don't see why we should love them. Do you?
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Has it ever occurred to you that instead of hating them, you could help them?
Just a thought.
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
09-30-2012, 05:08 PM
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Has it ever occurred to you that instead of hating them, you could help them?
Just a thought.
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Dear, just what do you think this forum IS?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
09-30-2012, 05:12 PM
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Dear, just what do you think this forum IS?
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Do you consider 'helping them' by continuously telling them they are worthless and that God hates them?
That's no way to help someone.
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
09-30-2012, 05:17 PM
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Do you consider 'helping them' by continuously telling them they are worthless and that God hates them?
That's no way to help someone.
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Would you think it's better to lie and tell them they are beautiful in God's eyes so they can sleep at night, knowing that the moment after they draw their last breath they will suffer endless torment at the hands of demons for ever and ever? That's no way to help someone. That only works for the person lying. We True Christians™ are not so selfish.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
09-30-2012, 05:18 PM
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He hates you because you are not listening to His word. No wonder you have doubt in your heart. You will be full of questions like, "Why does God (who supposedly loves us all) let little children starve and die of cancer yadda yadda?"
Once you realise that God does this on purpose because He is punishing iniquity for generations after the sin you stop being baffled by such silliness.
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And what exactly is His word, hmm? I used to think God placed us on this Earth to convince other people of his love. But here you are, telling people that they should hate anyone who doesn't believe in God, instead of trying to convince them.
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
09-30-2012, 05:23 PM
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Would you think it's better to lie and tell them they are beautiful in God's eyes so they can sleep at night, knowing that the moment after they draw their last breath they will suffer endless torment at the hands of demons for ever and ever? That's no way to help someone. That only works for the person lying. We True Christians™ are not so selfish.
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You're ignorance astounds me.
Ever heard of repenting for your sins? In church we were taught that God loves everyone. It says so in the Bible. God has hope for everyone, he has faith. Something you people do not understand.
"And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him." 1 John 4:16
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
09-30-2012, 05:35 PM
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Ever heard of repenting for your sins? In church we were taught that God loves everyone. It says so in the Bible. God has hope for everyone, he has faith. Something you people do not understand.
"And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him." 1 John 4:16
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That doesn't say God loves everyone. It says God loves "us." It also says those who don't dwelleth in God aren't one of "us." I would highly recommend these wonderful sermons for you to read ( Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love? and Does God love everybody?). It's a shame your church doesn't know the Holy Bible. It will be complicit in the damnation of many souls.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
09-30-2012, 05:35 PM
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You're ignorance astounds me...
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Orly?
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...In church we were taught that God loves everyone. It says so in the Bible...
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Uh, where?
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..."And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him." 1 John 4:16
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Very nice, but who is the speaker addressing in that passage?
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
09-30-2012, 05:44 PM
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I'm not a Christian. I was once, but I gave up religion when I realized how shallow, judgmental and stuck up most Christians are. This site is proof of it. I was hoping to redeem my religion with this site, but man it practically convinced me not to.
Well then, if God hates me, then I guess I should start giving him a reason to.
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
09-30-2012, 05:47 PM
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Well then, if God hates me, then I guess I should start giving him a reason to.
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You already have. Why not give Him reason to Save you?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
09-30-2012, 05:49 PM
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Orly?
Uh, where?
Very nice, but who is the speaker addressing in that passage?
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I wasn't addressing you.
Who knows who God was talking about? I was just trying to figure out why this site seems convinced that Christians should hate any other race other than the Caucasian race and why women are unworthy and why wearing braids is considered to be the act of a prostitute etc etc.
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
09-30-2012, 05:53 PM
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Do you consider 'helping them' by continuously telling them they are worthless and that God hates them?
That's no way to help someone.
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Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
09-30-2012, 05:55 PM
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You already have. Why not give Him reason to Save you?
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Hmm, I'm confused. Didn't you mention that sinners cannot be saved and that helping them would be giving them false hope?
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
09-30-2012, 06:00 PM
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Hmm, I'm confused. Didn't you mention that sinners cannot be saved and that helping them would be giving them false hope?
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Why won't you just read the Bible and see if we are right? We aren't trying to get you to take our word for it; we're asking you to find the reality of God all for yourself. You say we're wrong: prove it!
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09-30-2012, 06:03 PM
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Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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Okay fine, you win. I am a worthless piece of sh*t that deserves to go to hell. God created me for nothing more than for the purpose of going to hell and being punished eternally by demons and Satan himself. I am a woman and therefore I am worthless, I do not deserve to have a say in the church because I am unworthy. I am blind in one eye and therefore handicapped and therefore do not deserve to be admitted into a church. God hates me with such a burning passion and he wishes for nothing other than my demise.
Feel better? I hope so.
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
09-30-2012, 06:04 PM
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Hmm, I'm confused. Didn't you mention that sinners cannot be saved and that helping them would be giving them false hope?
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Who do you think gets Saved?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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09-30-2012, 06:08 PM
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Who do you think gets Saved?
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Doesn't answer the question. 
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
09-30-2012, 06:09 PM
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Okay fine, you win. I am a worthless piece of sh*t that deserves to go to hell. God created me for nothing more than for the purpose of going to hell and being punished eternally by demons and Satan himself. I am a woman and therefore I am worthless, I do not deserve to have a say in the church because I am unworthy. I am blind in one eye and therefore handicapped and therefore do not deserve to be admitted into a church. God hates me with such a burning passion and he wishes for nothing other than my demise.
Feel better? I hope so.
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Not really. Now you need to man up, read the Bible instead of crying about the lies you have been hitherto told about God and get washed clean of sin in the blood of the lamb. It's a marvellous feeling to have all your fears of Hell forever removed, friend. Why not walk with us?
Genesis 1:1 start here and read. By the time you get to the glorious tale of how God killed every human alive except 8 people on a boat that He had ordered them to build, along with two of every animal and fourteen of every clean animal you will begin to appreciate how fantastic God actually is. Then wander through Leviticus and learn who to kill and when. Finally realise with us that Jesus changed not one jot of it (except the silly food laws).
It's a wondrous journey. Go for it!
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09-30-2012, 06:16 PM
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Not really. Now you need to man up, read the Bible instead of crying about the lies you have been hitherto told about God and get washed clean of sin in the blood of the lamb. It's a marvellous feeling to have all your fears of Hell forever removed, friend. Why not walk with us?
Genesis 1:1 start here and read. By the time you get to the glorious tale of how God killed every human alive except 8 people on a boat that He had ordered them to build, along with two of every animal and fourteen of every clean animal you will begin to appreciate how fantastic God actually is. Then wander through Leviticus and learn who to kill and when. Finally realise with us that Jesus changed not one jot of it (except the silly food laws).
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I wasn't feeling sorry for myself, I was being sarcastic.
It's funny how most of the things you've mentioned just now, was about God killing everyone.
So enlighten me: what do I have to do to get God to 'not hate' me anymore? 
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