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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 05-20-2014, 03:27 PM

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...you say Jesus said that most people will go to hell, not once did the Lord say this...
Matthew 7:13-14 "13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."

Seems pretty clear-cut and straightforward to me.

Of course, if you redefine "few" and "many" to mean the exact opposite of what they do in English, then I can see where you have a point.

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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 05-20-2014, 03:41 PM

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Of course, if you redefine "few" and "many" to mean the exact opposite of what they do in English, then I can see where you have a point.
In other words, if you "interpret" the Bible as liberal false Christians routinely do.


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Smile Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 05-20-2014, 03:57 PM

Im glad some people are doing good for the world, helping people find Christ. This is a really good thing. Thank you for sticking up for the Lord and spreading the word of Christ.


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I got an A+++. I'm happy to know I'm going to Heaven with the other s


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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 05-20-2014, 05:09 PM

Er.... has someone's pool-boy or maid stolen a smart phone and gained access to the internet, or is this person lying about his location?

Proverbs 20:17 Bread of deceit is sweet to a man; but afterwards his mouth shall be filled with gravel.


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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 05-20-2014, 05:21 PM

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Er.... has someone's pool-boy or maid stolen a smart phone and gained access to the internet, or is this person lying about his location?...
Any missing "invitees" from the Stoning Festival on the weekend?

Btw, really sorry I couldn't make it, I had to go, you know, do something, maybe next year...


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I am not yet convinced about this person. I tried anagrammatics and the letters "REALCHRISTIANTM" yield "ANTICHRIST REALM"!

I'd like to have this person explain that this is only a coincidence (how could it be?) and not a reference to Revelation 13:1-18! Have not seen any Introduction thread, either.

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Woah. No, no. I am a Real Christian like all of you. Trust me when I say I am not the anti christ, in fact its probally that so called Obama. I just came on this site and agreed with what you people have been preaching, so I thought I would join. Thank you all for your good deeds. This is the America we need. We need to be one nation under God again.


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Woah. No, no. I am a Real Christian like all of you. Trust me when I say I am not the anti christ, in fact its probally that so called Obama. I just came on this site and agreed with what you people have been preaching, so I thought I would join. Thank you all for your good deeds. This is the America we need. We need to be one nation under God again.
We don't even know you, son. Many people believe they are Christians and will be surprised when they are separated with the rest of the goats and told to leave the presence of the LORD (Matthew 25:31-46). Their surprise will be surpassed by their horror as they find themselves escorted strait into the depths of HELL to be punished for eternity for the crime of not really believing. I would hate ever so much to think you might be counted among the goats dear, but nevertheless we do not associate with spiritual riffraff (Leviticus 10:10). Kindly correct your location as stated on your profile page, as I can assure you Freehold is not so easy to be invited into as some Godless cesspool like California.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Kindly correct your location as stated on your profile page, as I can assure you Freehold is not so easy to be invited into as some Godless cesspool like California.

But thats just it, I am from Freehold. And I do not know you, but as children of God we must love thy neighbor despite if we know them or not. I would love to become a member of the church, as I agree with a lot of what you preach. So please except me. And I would never turn from God.


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But thats just it, I am from Freehold. And I do not know you, but as children of God we must love thy neighbor despite if we know them or not. I would love to become a member of the church, as I agree with a lot of what you preach. So please except me. And I would never turn from God.
You're not my neighbor, dear. The Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?


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We don't even know you, son. Many people believe they are Christians and will be surprised when they are separated with the rest of the goats and told to leave the presence of the LORD (Matthew 25:31-46). Their surprise will be surpassed by their horror as they find themselves escorted strait into the depths of HELL to be punished for eternity for the crime of not really believing. I would hate ever so much to think you might be counted among the goats dear, but nevertheless we do not associate with spiritual riffraff (Leviticus 10:10). Kindly correct your location as stated on your profile page, as I can assure you Freehold is not so easy to be invited into as some Godless cesspool like California.

Also why did you send me an infraction? If I acted unChristian like I am ever so sorry.


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Also, I am a fellow God lover, so why all this hatred and suspicion?


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Also, I am a fellow God lover, so why all this hatred and suspicion?
As has been pointed out: God hates lairs.

Proverbs 12:22 Lying lips are abomination to the Lord: but they that deal truly are his delight.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 05-20-2014, 07:40 PM

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Also, I am a fellow God lover, so why all this hatred and suspicion?
You're a goat and you will find yourself on the left hand side of Jesus, that is unless you actually repent, actually believe that the Holy Bible means what It says and says what It means. Stop pretending, dear. Confess your sins and give your heart and soul to Jesus! We can help!



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 05-20-2014, 08:30 PM

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We would love that as well.

But to be saved you first have to completely stop sinning (Acts 17:30) and start to obey God's Holy Bible for 100% (James 2:10). Everything else, e.g. your entire current lifestyle, will lead to eternal damnation in the fires of Hell (Revelation 21:8).


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 05-20-2014, 08:54 PM

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No.
We would love that as well.

But to be saved you first have to completely stop sinning (Acts 17:30) and start to obey God's Holy Bible for 100% (James 2:10). Everything else, e.g. your entire current lifestyle, will lead to eternal damnation in the fires of Hell (Revelation 21:8).
I am willing to do all that, please let me be a member of your church, and who changed my name to false christian, my user name is RaealChristian TM. And I'm tired of being around all these gays and negros any ideas how to get rid of them?


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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 05-20-2014, 09:23 PM

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...I'm tired of being around all these gays and negros any ideas how to get rid of them?
Bible says: convert them to Christianity.

And you wonder why you're called FalseChristian™. A True Christian™ would have known that.


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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 05-20-2014, 09:29 PM

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Bible says: convert them to Christianity.

And you wonder why you're called FalseChristian™. A True Christian™ would have known that.
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 05-20-2014, 10:39 PM

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Woah. No, no. I am a Real Christian like all of you. Trust me when I say I am not the anti christ, in fact its probally that so called Obama. I just came on this site and agreed with what you people have been preaching, so I thought I would join. Thank you all for your good deeds. This is the America we need. We need to be one nation under God again.
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……call me if you have a problem

It's more of a problemette than a full blown problem, but I was curious why you selected the Liberian flag for your earlier post?
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