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Suing the Gays for the Rights to the Rainbow -
06-28-2017, 08:03 PM
World Net Daily's Linda Harvey has a grand idea - steal back the rainbow from the Sodomites who stole it from God. In court!
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[Tthe magnificent rainbow's] celebration overtones convey simple joy, innocence and purity of heart.
But the sweet rainbow image has been violated, raped by the deluded and fraudulent, and it now serves too often as a garish signpost for slavery to grave homosexual sin.
It’s clear God did not intend for the rainbow to represent rebellion, iniquity and division.
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But rebellion, iniquity and division it does represent for millions of unabashed sinners.
The solution? We could take it to court!
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Well, I’m offended by the rainbows hung all over Columbus, Ohio, every June for “pride” month, as this beautiful image morphs into a brand identity for perversion. I feel excluded because the depraved have taken the Lord’s glorious sign of hope and corrupted it. Why shouldn’t I sue?
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Harvey is asking this question rhetorically, but I think she hints at her belief that someone should take up the fight and do this literally. True Christians™ should trademark the Rainbow to stop the corruption of children and teens who see this image and associate it with "Gyrating, Speedo-wearing sado-masochists on rainbow-decorated 'pride' floats."
Enough! Will no one think of the children?
Let's trademark the Rainbow! Why not? What's stopping us?
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Re: Suing the Gays for the Rights to the Rainbow -
06-29-2017, 01:26 AM
What an anointed idea. Water droplets don't disperse light to glorify faggotry. Instead, God set His bow in the cloud to keep Himself from forgetting His covenant:
Genesis 9:12-17 KJV: 12 And God said, This [is] the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that [is] with you, for perpetual generations: 13 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth. 14 And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud: 15 And I will remember my covenant, which [is] between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh. 16 And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that [is] upon the earth. 17 And God said unto Noah, This [is] the token of the covenant, which I have established between me and all flesh that [is] upon the earth.
Our God is an awesome God!
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Re: Suing the Gays for the Rights to the Rainbow -
06-29-2017, 11:53 PM
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What an anointed idea. Water droplets don't disperse light to glorify faggotry. Instead, God set His bow in the cloud to keep Himself from forgetting His covenant:
Genesis 9:12-17 KJV: 12 And God said, This [is] the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that [is] with you, for perpetual generations: 13 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth. 14 And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud: 15 And I will remember my covenant, which [is] between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh. 16 And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that [is] upon the earth. 17 And God said unto Noah, This [is] the token of the covenant, which I have established between me and all flesh that [is] upon the earth.
Our God is an awesome God!
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I understand your concern for homosexuals but i just have one question: How are homosexuals affecting you? Think what you want but everyone is allowed to love who they love and you are anti-american for thinking otherwise, as the constitution states "all men are created equal." Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Additionally, if god hates gays, why did he create them?
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Re: Suing the Gays for the Rights to the Rainbow -
06-30-2017, 12:23 AM
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I understand your concern for homosexuals but i just have one question: How are homosexuals affecting you? Think what you want but everyone is allowed to love who they love and you are anti-american for thinking otherwise, as the constitution states "all men are created equal." Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Additionally, if god hates gays, why did he create them?
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Hi Hardcorecristan, and welcome to our friendly forums! I hope you don't mind if I step in here while the good pastor is busy elsewhere. The answer to your first question is simple, but profound. Homosexuals affect us all by advocating, nay forcing upon our great nation a spirit of rebellion, iniquity, and division. They dare Christ Jesus to reign justice from above. All these violent storms you see in the news, rising prices of education, Filipinos pouring into the country - that's the result of homos forcing Christ to watch them have anal sex. The only way we can get rid of these physical and spiritual plagues is to appeal to the LORD in humility and repentance. As a nation. If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways;
then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Suing the Gays for the Rights to the Rainbow -
06-30-2017, 12:45 AM
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...as the constitution states "all men are created equal."...
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1) That's what the Constitution says, but around here, the Bible takes priority.
2) That's what the Constitution says, but ask yourself how well has that has ever been enforced.
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If there was no one to send to Hell, why would God have ever created it? Do you think God is stupid, or something? Ok, fine, time to give another so-called "christan" an education in their own faith:
Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness:
I make peace, and create evil:
I the Lord do all these things."
Proverbs 16:4 "The Lord hath made all for himself:
Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."
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Re: Suing the Gays for the Rights to the Rainbow -
06-30-2017, 01:23 AM
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I understand your concern for homosexuals but i just have one question: How are homosexuals affecting you? Think what you want but everyone is allowed to love who they love and you are anti-american for thinking otherwise, as the constitution states "all men are created equal." Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Additionally, if god hates gays, why did he create them?
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I think that is in the Declaration of Independence.
Furthermore, the prevailing Christian viewpoint is that homosexuals choose their path or they are seduced into their behaviors or they are raised incorrectly by weak fathers and over-bearing mothers.
No matter how the sin-sandwich is sliced, most Bible-believing Christians hold that homosexuals were not "born that way", or were "created by God" with no other choice but to be gay. They have chosen disobediance to God as Eve did when she partook of the fruit which God had commanded the first humans not to eat.
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Re: Suing the Gays for the Rights to the Rainbow -
06-30-2017, 01:34 AM
Can you actually piffle off. I, as a homosexual, do not think that I own the rainbow. The rainbow is supposed to represent pride. Which means loving everybody for who they are. Doesn't god love all equal.
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Re: Suing the Gays for the Rights to the Rainbow -
06-30-2017, 01:38 AM
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...Doesn't god love all equal.
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Srsly??
Short answer: no.
Longer answer: Why don't you piffle off and read the Bible, so you'd have at least half a clue as to what you're arguing against?
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Re: Suing the Gays for the Rights to the Rainbow -
06-30-2017, 04:00 AM
The Landover Baptist Church serves as a beacon to all those who are sinsick and have need of spiritual guidance. We do not tread lightly on God's Garden of Grace and Knowledge®, but rather speak boldly the truth, no matter how it might offend or seem cruel. All we speak, we speak in True Christian™love.
How do homers affect the world in general? Aside from the obvious that Mary Etheldreda mentioned, they also affect our personal safety, our health, and our nation's borders. I required counseling from Pastor Ezekiel for weeks when a known homer moved in my apartment building. Oh, we'd had queers there for quite some time,but they were on another floor with the exception of the two who owned the flower shop down the street. I prayed the blood of Jesus over them and they never once bothered me or tried to molest me anally in the elevator. Praise God! But the one who moved in here recently would say things like, "How are YOU this morning?" and "I so hope you have a super sparkly day!" which affected me deeply and made it hard for me to sleep. Thanks to the pastor, I was able to use anti-homer techniques like acting super butch and wearing NRA t-shirts to keep him at bay. He moved not long after my friend upstairs threatened to punch him out if he used the same washer downstairs that he used.
They affect our health because you never know when one of them is going to touch you and give you the aids. They touch elevator buttons (I wiped mine down with bleach every day) and other things in the building, creating a crisis for all tenants.
They come over from Messico and try to work in our fields so they can infest them with gay germs and meet our young boys in video arcades (they are fond of Space Invaders and Asteroids). I saw a young boy with a Hispanic man and called a police officer to save the boy just a couple days ago. Would others have done this? No, not likely, but that's why Landover is what it is. We are a haven of safety on this vale of tears until Jesus comes - and that is going to be extremely soon! How do I know that? Well, over 2000 years ago He told us so! Glory! Just read Revelation 22:12: "Behold, I come quickly." Oh,PRAISE HIM. I feel the Spirit just washing over me now and I lift my hands to Jesus in praise. PRAISE YOU, HEAVENLY FATHER! PRAISE YOU, MY SAVIOR! HOLY SPIRIT, THOU ART WELCOME IN THIS PLACE!
And regarding the topic of this thread, I think we all should start using a rainbow in our signatures, to show solidarity for our "Rights to the Rainbow" initiative.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Suing the Gays for the Rights to the Rainbow -
06-30-2017, 11:50 AM
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I understand your concern for homosexuals but i just have one question: How are homosexuals affecting you?
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How is that question relevant? Biblical morality is not based on the non-aggression principle. By your reasoning, we'd have to stop worrying about many things that God calls sins.
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Think what you want but everyone is allowed to love who they love and you are anti-american for thinking otherwise, as the constitution states "all men are created equal."
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You might want to read the Constitution before saying such things. For that matter, you might want to to read the Bible.
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Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Additionally, if god hates gays, why did he create them?
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To punish them for idolatry:
Romans 1:22-27 KJV: 22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, 23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. 24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: 25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. 26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Re: Suing the Gays for the Rights to the Rainbow -
06-30-2017, 12:59 PM
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I understand your concern for homosexuals but i just have one question: How are homosexuals affecting you? Think what you want but everyone is allowed to love who they love and you are anti-american for thinking otherwise, as the constitution states "all men are created equal." Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Additionally, if god hates gays, why did he create them?
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This is an interesting question asked by many young people so I'm going to assume that you are a young person (my apologies if you are of normal age).
I have a nephew just into his teens, he's always asking me why we do things the way we do and it's a good thing to have an enquiring mind.
You see, the homersexualists harms everyone who cares for clean limbed young youths on the verge of adulthood, with maybe the bearest of wisps of downy fluff on their soft cheeks and girls.
Young people are their prey. They prey on them and I pray every day that my eager, firm thighed young nephew will not become the prey that these perverted, pernicious, penile pummel proponents propose when they pray nightly to their perfidious, prince of pandemonius pain (Satan).
You see, the only reason to be an atheist and worship Satan's lies is to engage in anal activities analogous to altruism only in so far as it happens to someone else
So logically all homersexulism enthusiasts want to ensnare emergent enfant nuevos into their web of ennui and this means on thing:
That's right: anal sex
And if you think anal sex is not my business (as a True Christian™) you have come to the wrong website, sister!
The Bible(KJV166) is very clear on this.
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
Does that answer your question?
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Suing the Gays for the Rights to the Rainbow -
06-30-2017, 05:31 PM
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Doesn't god love all equal.
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As one of the pastors here once said, when someone asks a rhetorical question about religion, the answer is just about always no. It is in this case, too:
Romans 9:13
As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture only. --ADMIN
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Re: Suing the Gays for the Rights to the Rainbow -
06-30-2017, 06:50 PM
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Can you actually piffle off.
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See? There's that hostility that comes directly from working in Satan's Army. You see, if you had rejected sin and embrace Christ, you, like us, would be full of love, joy peace, patience, well, all things good and fair and just: But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
Galatians 5:22-23 But instead you've rejected Christ and embraced sin. We can see the fruit of your spiritual harvest, the rotten fruits such as fornication, sexual deviance, hatred, drunkenness, and, well, you get the picture I'm sure: Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
Galatians 5:19-21 So thank you for showing us the true colors of the hostile gay.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Suing the Gays for the Rights to the Rainbow -
07-14-2017, 08:04 PM
I fully support this initiative. It's disgusting how much these homofascists think they can get away with, because they are being enabled by the sin-loving liberal "governments"
Not only do they insist on stealing the Bible-based institution of marriage, they are determined to take the Lord's name in vain by turning a symbol of God's perfect love into a synonym for their disgusting perversion, wanton lewdness and unnatural lusts.
I can only hope that they repent for their own sake, or suffer eternal damnation in the fiery pits of hell.
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Re: Suing the Gays for the Rights to the Rainbow -
07-14-2017, 08:35 PM
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I can only hope that they repent for their own sake, or suffer eternal damnation in the fiery pits of hell.
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We can do more than hope, friend!
We can PRAY!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Suing the Gays for the Rights to the Rainbow -
07-14-2017, 10:33 PM
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We can do more than hope, friend!
We can PRAY!
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Amen, Sister! And we can pray loudly enough that neighbors, mayors, Governors, Congressmen and Senators hear. Then God works His miracles. You've got to do it LOUDLY.
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