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Default God doubles down on oral offenders with unstoppable super gonorrhoea! - 07-09-2017, 07:14 AM

For too long, oral offenders have put perverted slobbering mouths all over orifices intended for to only be used as a poop disposal, and along with cooters and tallywackers that were solely and intelligently designed for the sole purpose of delivering soldiers for Christ. Worse yet, dirty same-sex scoundrels use their mouths in ways never they were never intended or designed for to bypass God's perfect order of one tallywacker to one cooter.

However, this is all about to change soon! Apparently, the already existing STDs weren't enough to give sinners the message. Previously, gonorrhoea was somewhat treatable. Probably so sinners could realize the errors of their ways, repent, and live a disease-free lifestyle. Unfortunately, sinners were abusing the privilege. Thinking that their dodged bullet was a free pass to continue in their sinful ways.


Well, God was getting fedup. So for those particularly vile oral offenders, he created a new unstoppable gonorrhoea, which is being dubbed "super-gonorrhoea"


http://www.bbc.com/news/health-40520125
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Oral sex is producing dangerous gonorrhoea and a decline in condom use is helping it to spread, the World Health Organization has said.

It warns that if someone contracts gonorrhoea, it is now much harder to treat, and in some cases impossible.
The sexually transmitted infection is rapidly developing resistance to antibiotics.
Experts said the situation was "fairly grim" with few new drugs on the horizon.
About 78 million people pick up the STI each year and it can cause infertility.
The World Health Organization analysed data from 77 countries which showed gonorrhoea's resistance to antibiotics was widespread.
Dr Teodora Wi, from the WHO, said there had even been three cases - in Japan, France and Spain - where the infection was completely untreatable.
She said: "Gonorrhoea is a very smart bug, every time you introduce a new class of antibiotics to treat gonorrhoea, the bug becomes resistant."
Worryingly, the vast majority of gonorrhoea infections are in poor countries where resistance is harder to detect.
"These cases may just be the tip of the iceberg," she added.
Throat infection
Gonorrhoea can infect the genitals, rectum and throat, but it is the last that is most concerning health officials.
Dr Wi said antibiotics could lead to bacteria in the back of the throat, including relatives of gonorrhoea, developing resistance.
She said: "When you use antibiotics to treat infections like a normal sore throat, this mixes with the Neisseria species in your throat and this results in resistance."
Thrusting gonorrhoea bacteria into this environment through oral sex can lead to super-gonorrhoea.
"In the US, resistance [to an antibiotic] came from men having sex with men because of pharyngeal infection," she added.
If anything, I think this is the type of hero we should be celebrating to children rather than that gay sex symbol superman. Oral offenders beware, super-gonorrhoea is not going to let you get away with your vile acts!

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Default Re: God doubles down on oral offenders with unstoppable super gonorrhoea! - 07-09-2017, 08:08 AM

When people choose to laugh at Jesus claiming that what they do doesn't harm anyone and therefore they should be free to do as they please, ignoring effects such as you've described, they might as well say:

.Pouring LSD into the water supply doesn't cause any harm therefore I should be free to do as I please..
but ignoring the effect on people who drink the water even if it doesn't bother the fish who swim in it
OR
.Banging nails in my head doesn't harm anyone else therefore I should be free to do as I please..
but ignoring the effect on people who have to scrape you up when you're finished who are much more at risk of catching whatever set you off in the first place and anyway, who exactly wants to look at morons with nails banged in their heads?
OR
.I gonna trollop it up in Ouagadougou on toadstools and cactus juice it's my body therefore I should be free to do as I please..
but ignoring the effect on babies born to wives of co-trolloppers among whom gonorrhoea is a leading cause of neonatal blindness IMAGES HERE
OR
Well, there are plenty of other examples and your important link shows very clearly just how superior God's Healthcare Plan is to anything the secular physicians dream up. Let's not forget just who it was made Neisseria gonorrhoea in the first place and knows everything about it?
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Love Jesus Re: God doubles down on oral offenders with unstoppable super gonorrhoea! - 07-09-2017, 12:50 PM

Incredibly good news, Brother Warrior and Sister Lizalor! And to add to this wonderful development, it is also a Prophecy come True™!

Deuteronomy 28:59
Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance.
  • A Wonderful Plague, as it prevents oral sodomy and the ingestion of semen-derived consumables.
  • "The plagues of thy seed"! Indeed, spread by the putrid manly essence of sodomites and adulterous males.
  • "Of long continuance"! Verily, it will last for the rest of the sinners' lives as it is incurable!
  • AND it is a sore sickness, as it manifests itself as a sore throat!
Again, a wonderful indication of the magnanimous nature of Jesus. A Precious Gift to lead the sinners away from their unquenchable thirst of the manly ejaculate towards the Bosom of Jesus!




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Default Re: God doubles down on oral offenders with unstoppable super gonorrhoea! - 07-10-2017, 05:51 AM

Jesus always wins!

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Sexual Revolution Began in 50s Due to Penicillin – Earlier Than Most Seniors from 50s Realized

Most think boomers introduced permissive attitudes in 1960s, study says it was a decade earlier; second report says deadly syphilis, which Columbus carried to Europe from Americas, kept cap on sex until conquered by penicillin - see Columbus story below lead story

By Carol Clark | eScienceCommons | Emory University

Jan. 28, 2013 - The rise in risky, non-traditional sexual relations that marked the swinging 1960s actually began as much as a decade earlier, during the conformist 1950s, suggests an analysis Emory University economist Andrew Francis.

“It’s a common assumption that the sexual revolution began with the permissive attitudes of the 1960s and the development of contraceptives like the birth control pill,” notes Francis, whose report is published by the Archives of Sexual Behavior.

“The evidence, however, strongly indicates that the widespread use of penicillin, leading to a rapid decline in syphilis during the 1950s, is what launched the modern sexual era.”

As penicillin drove down the cost of having risky sex, the population started having more of it, Francis says, comparing the phenomena to the economic law of demand: When the cost of a good falls, people buy more of the good.

“People don’t generally think of sexual behavior in economic terms,” he says, “but it’s important to do so because sexual behavior, just like other behaviors, responds to incentives.”

Syphilis reached its peak in the United States in 1939, when it killed 20,000 people. “It was the AIDS of the late 1930s and early 1940s,” Francis says. “Fear of catching syphilis and dying of it loomed large.”

Penicillin was discovered in 1928, but it was not put into clinical use until 1941. As World War II escalated, and sexually transmitted diseases threatened the troops overseas, penicillin was found to be an effective treatment against syphilis.

“The military wanted to rid the troops of STDs and all kinds of infections, so that they could keep fighting,” Francis says. “That really sped up the development of penicillin as an antibiotic.”

Right after the war, penicillin became a clinical staple for the general population as well. In the United States, syphilis went from a chronic, debilitating and potentially fatal disease to one that could be cured with a single dose of medicine.

From 1947 to 1957, the syphilis death rate fell by 75 percent and the syphilis incidence rate fell by 95 percent. “That’s a huge drop in syphilis. It’s essentially a collapse,” Francis says.

In order to test his theory that risky sex increased as the cost of syphilis dropped, Francis analyzed data from the 1930s through the 1970s from state and federal health agencies. Some of the data was only available on paper documents, but the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) digitized it at the request of Francis.

For his study, Francis chose three measures of sexual behavior: The illegitimate birth ratio; the teen birth share; and the incidence of gonorrhea, a highly contagious sexually transmitted disease that tends to spread quickly.

“As soon as syphilis bottoms out, in the mid- to late-1950s, you start to see dramatic increases in all three measures of risky sexual behavior,” Francis says.

While many factors likely continued to fuel the sexual revolution during the 1960s and 1970s, Francis says the 1950s and the role of penicillin have been largely overlooked. “The 1950s are associated with prudish, more traditional sexual behaviors,” he notes. “That may have been true for many adults, but not necessarily for young adults. It’s important to recognize how reducing the fear of syphilis affected sexual behaviors.”

A few physicians sounded moralistic warnings during the 1950s about the potential for penicillin to affect behavior. Spanish physician Eduardo Martinez Alonso referenced Romans 6:23, and the notion that God uses diseases to punish people, when he wrote: “The wages of sin are now negligible. One can almost sin with impunity, since the sting of sinning has been removed.”

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http://seniorjournal.com/NEWS/Sex/20...Revolution.htm


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Default Re: God doubles down on oral offenders with unstoppable super gonorrhoea! - 07-10-2017, 07:09 AM

Um, guys? A moment?

Yeah, uh, the thing is, you're cheering for evolution here. That's what this story is.


So...


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Um, guys? A moment?

Yeah, uh, the thing is, you're cheering for evolution here. That's what this story is.


So...
Since when did "evolution" start warning people not to sin?

If it wasn't enough that the LIEberals hauled out that bowtie wearing schmuck Bill Nye, festooned him in a white lab coat, and named him the "Science Guy" - now I suppose he's going to show up in a Roman collar and start telling his followers not to sin.


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Default Re: God doubles down on oral offenders with unstoppable super gonorrhoea! - 07-11-2017, 03:09 AM

Jesus came here to do not harm to us:

Why on earth you assume Jesus invented this super gonorra?


Under your reasoning, the sinner deserves the infection because they don't follow the holy word becoming enemies of god.


The conclusion clearly contradicts:


Matthew 5:44


44 But I say to you, love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you,
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Jesus came here to do not harm to us:

Why on earth you assume Jesus invented this super gonorra?

Under your reasoning, the sinner deserves the infection because they don't follow the holy word becoming enemies of god.

The conclusion clearly contradicts:

Matthew 5:44

44 But I say to you, love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you,
Dear Sinner,

You've been indoctrinated into false Christianity so it is not totally your fault that you're ignorant of the Bible. Please read my reply carefully and in an unbiased manner and you may still be eligible to Heaven.

1. Jesus says: "But I say unto you" [as you you can see, it is much better in its correct KJV form]! I say to you. Jesus is not referring to Himself. He is God (John 10:30). This means that He is not restricted by rules, as He is omnipotent (Revelation 19:6). Those rules are for us, not for Him. It is totally inappropriate for us to tell Jesus what He should or shouldn't do!

2. It is totally irrelevant if Jesus designed this super bacterium Himself of just observed it being formed. As you know very well, if you can prevent an accident (such as you can grasp a child and prevent her from falling from the rooftop), it is your responsibility to do so. If it is easy to prevent an accident, you might be liable to a lawsuit if you just observe in an idle manner as the tragedy unfolds. As Jesus is omnipotent (Revelation 19:6), it is easy for Him to prevent anything from happening. he did not prevent the emergence of this superbug; thus, He endorsed it. It must be a thing of Righteousness and Mercy (Jonah 4:2) to have this untreatable plague running amok among the sinning population. The Bible tells us that sometimes words are not enough to alert the unbelievers and stronger measures have to be taken.

Jeremiah 6:10
To whom shall I speak, and give warning, that they may hear? behold, their ear is uncircumcised, and they cannot hearken: behold, the word of the LORD is unto them a reproach; they have no delight in it.

Indeed, the sinners deserve this plague as they don't follow God's orders, as you said (Ecclesiastes 12:13).

3. Don't tell us that there are no precedents. On the contrary, God has repeatedly released new designer bugs to guide the sinners to the narrow path (Matthew 7:14):
  • Genesis 12:17 - And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues because of Sarai Abram's wife.
  • Exodus 32:35 - And the LORD plagued the people, because they made the calf, which Aaron made.
  • Numbers 11:33 - And while the flesh was yet between their teeth, ere it was chewed, the wrath of the LORD was kindled against the people, and the LORD smote the people with a very great plague.
  • Numbers 25:9 - And those that died in the plague were twenty and four thousand.
  • 2 Chronicles 21:14 - Behold, with a great plague will the LORD smite thy people, and thy children, and thy wives, and all thy goods:
  • Zechariah 14:12 - And this shall be the plague wherewith the LORD will smite all the people that have fought against Jerusalem; Their flesh shall consume away while they stand upon their feet, and their eyes shall consume away in their holes, and their tongue shall consume away in their mouth.
Now, some of these plagues have already taken place, some of them are Prophecies for the future (Revelation 16:10-11 will probably be the realization of Zechariah 14:12). We'll assess that in a minute. Meanwhile, let us look into the New Testament, as many false Christians try to hide behind it when they ignore God's Warnings.



3. God smites sinners by proxies also in the New Testament if they fail to obey Him. A wonderful example of an early false Christian who was slain is Ananias.

Acts 5:3-5
But Peter said, Ananias, why hath Satan filled thine heart to lie to the Holy Ghost, and to keep back part of the price of the land? Whiles it remained, was it not thine own? and after it was sold, was it not in thine own power? why hast thou conceived this thing in thine heart? thou hast not lied unto men, but unto God. And Ananias hearing these words fell down, and gave up the ghost: and great fear came on all them that heard these things.

Peter was but a proxy. He channeled Jesus and Ananias died because He did not commit wholly to God, because He did not give an adequate amount of his possessions to the emerging Church. God does what He does (Exodus 3:14). He even Creates some people to hate them. We can see an example of this in the New Testament.
  • Romans 9:13 - As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
4. The super gonorrhea is but a light-heart prelude to the Real Deal™ that will be launched in the very near future (again, this is New Testament stuff). The previous winnowing of sinners by God that killed approximately 99.999999% of the World's population (2 Peter 2:5) is going to be peanuts compared to the events that will lead to Jesus's Second Coming. You, dear sinner, write as follows (never mind the abominable grammar): "Jesus came here to do not harm to us". This is True™ in our past (but for Jesus past and present are more irrelevant; 2 Peter 3:8), but in our near future Jesus will harm the sinners Big Time. This all begins with the rapture of us, the True Believers™ (1 Thessalonians 4:17). Then things will start moving, as Jesus administers lots of quite harmful stuff unto the sinners (contrary to your ill-informed claim).
  • He'll start many wars (Revelation 6:3-4) to fulfill His promise from the Gospels (Matthew 10:34; Mark 13:7-8).
  • He'll cause famine (Revelation 6:5-6) as He promised in the Gospels (Matthew 24:7; Luke 21:11).
  • He'll cause incredible natural disasters (Revelation 6:12) as He promised, once again, in the Gospels (Matthew 24:7; Luke 21:11).
  • He'll destroy practically all wildlife (Revelation 8:7-11).
  • And now for the pests (diseases, such as the relatively harmless super gonorrhea; it begins at Revelation 16:2):
    • Revelation 16:10-11 - And the fifth angel poured out his vial upon the seat of the beast; and his kingdom was full of darkness; and they gnawed their tongues for pain, And blasphemed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, and repented not of their deeds.
Those not killed by the plagues are going to be killed by more conventional means!

Revelation 9:18
By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths.

Who sends these plagues? Who harms these sinners physically in order to make them Spiritually whole and healed?! It is Jesus who is God (John 10:30)!

Revelation 16:8-9
And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire. And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory.

You, dear sinner, understand "harm" in the secular manner. Jesus does not care. In fact, this super gonorrhea would be easily curable with just a tiny bit a prayer (James 5:14). It is because of this that Jesus sends the plagues. He wants to make the sinners understand that He means business. He knows and we know that it will mostly be in vain, as 99.99999% of the World's population (that is larger than it was during the days of Noah) will not hear His pleas but continues to sin and will eventually be slain by Jesus Himself with the Sword that He promised to bring in Matthew 10:34.

Revelation 16:9
And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory.

Revelation 19:21
And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.

As you can see, this is written in the past tense. To us it is future, to Jesus it is a fact that has happened and is happening and will happen. Glory!

I must admit that from our viewpoint, you are partially right. Jesus will not come back to harm us, the True Christians™, as we'll be in Heaven (1 Thessalonians 4:17). He'll harm the rest of the Earth's population physically and psychologically to win them over Spiritually. He is going to try His best to make you, the sinners, Repent. It is not His fault that the majority of the World's population prefers to remain ignorant until it is too late (Revelation 20:15).




Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: God doubles down on oral offenders with unstoppable super gonorrhoea! - 07-11-2017, 10:02 AM

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Um, guys? A moment?

Yeah, uh, the thing is, you're cheering for evolution here. That's what this story is.


So...
Even if, hypothetically, I grant the notion that microevolution occurs over small periods of time, eg. Dogs that are selectively bred for competitions over a few decades or a few hundred years, that's completely different from the theory that we all came from monkeys.

Did God predesign gonorrhoea with the ability to become resistant to drugs over time through a long process or natural selection, a ticking time bomb if you will giving early adopters of gonorrhoea an opportunity to repent from their sinful ways with their health intact, or did God one day decide that enough was enough and give specific gonorrhoea immunity to this medicine? Who cares. The end result is that God wins and oral sex sinners are getting the diseases they deserve. Though there's additional evidence that this superbug comes directly from God. I want to address both your and refridgerator's comments at once with rock solid scientific evidence.

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Jesus came here to do not harm to us:

Why on earth you assume Jesus invented this super gonorra?


Under your reasoning, the sinner deserves the infection because they don't follow the holy word becoming enemies of god.


The conclusion clearly contradicts:


Matthew 5:44

44 But I say to you, love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you,
Besides the metaphorical spiritual spanking that Elmer G. White already gave you. There is one of my favorite verses which I feel I should point out. When we don't do the vengeance, God does it for us! This is nothing short of vengeance straight from God!

Romans 12:19 Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

In case you're one of those fluffy bunny "Christians" who only believes in the New Testament, I'd like to point out that this Romans takes place in there.

Furthermore, there's specific evidence that shows that this particular disease is more present in those particularly egregious sinners.

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-40520125

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Symptoms can include a thick green or yellow discharge from sexual organs, pain when urinating and bleeding between periods.
However, of those infected, about one in 10 heterosexual men and more than three-quarters of women, and gay men, have no easily recognisable symptoms.


Untreated infection can lead to infertility, pelvic inflammatory disease and can be passed on to a child during pregnancy.
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"In the US, resistance [to an antibiotic] came from men having sex with men because of pharyngeal infection," she added.
While only 10% of straight males, (God's favorite gender and sexual orientation) immediately recognize the symptoms, about 25% of flaming homos and no good women have them. More than double! In scientific terms, that's what you'd call Statistical significance. Definitive evidence that this comes straight from God! Straight men beware, but women and gays double beware! Next time gays think about having oral sex and place romancing the rectum above following God's law, just remember, you're flinging resistant super gonorrhoea into the air!
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Default Re: God doubles down on oral offenders with unstoppable super gonorrhoea! - 07-14-2017, 02:28 AM

I sure hope this does't fizzle out like AIDS and Ebola.
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Trump Re: God doubles down on oral offenders with unstoppable super gonorrhoea! - 07-14-2017, 05:23 AM

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I sure hope this does't fizzle out like AIDS and Ebola.
Verily, this is being decided as I write this. In this very place and time, the Battle between Jesus and Satan, Good and Evil, President Trump (as we'll see in a minute) and the sinners will culminate on this issue: Will Jesus be allowed to smite the sinners with the super gonorrhoea or will the atheist swarm try to gather obstacles before this rare chance of Universal Salvation!

Matthew 13:21
Yet hath he not root in himself, but dureth for a while: for when tribulation or persecution ariseth because of the word, by and by he is offended.


Tribulation - the Glorious Gonorrhoea! Will it win? Or Persecution of True Believers™ - will it continue!

The atheist weapon: vaccinations!
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“We are in desperate need for new therapies,” says Christine Johnston, an infectious disease specialist at the University of Washington in Seattle. Attempts to make a gonorrhea vaccine have failed so far. The new results are “the first to show that vaccination against gonorrhea could be possible,” Johnston says.
The secular scientists are going to deprive Jesus of His Victory over sin, of the one tool that could end harlotry and sodomy for good! Will they win?It's the Fate of the World that is being decided here! Gonnorrhoea vs. the vaccines is one of the ultimate battles.

The True Christian™ weapon: President Trump!



Of course, our Godly President fights against the physicians' agenda (2 Chronicles 16:12-13) with His powerful Tweets. This is one of the methods He relentlessly uses to make the Nation understand that they must turn to Him and Jesus!



But our President Trump does not stop there. No! He has also been personally involved with this Battle at a high personal risk to His health and His very Life. The Battle against STDs has been His own "Vietnam War" - the napalm of this battle have been the demonic entities called Chlamydia, Treponema pallidum, and the Gonococcus that have been hurdled His way! We have His personal Testimony on this.
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Donald Trump - who dodged the military draft - said that dating in the Eighties was his own 'personal Vietnam'.
The Republican presidential candidate told shock jock Howard Stern that he felt 'lucky' not to have picked up an STD while sleeping around during the decade.
Trump added that he felt like a 'great and very brave soldier'...
Which one is going to win!? The Sodomistic-Adulterous-Harlotrian agenda or President Trump? By consulting the Bible we can predict the outcome!

Isaiah 54:17
No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue [that] shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn. This [is] the heritage of the servants of the LORD, and their righteousness [is] of me, saith the LORD.


May I introduce you to the Winner!




Yours in Christ,

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