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Default Re: homosexuality, it IS okay! - 12-29-2010, 09:29 PM

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Friend, sometimes love means having to say unpleasant things. Whether you like it or not, homosexuals are damned to Hell unless they repent of their sins. We love them. We want them to stop being gay and join us in the arms of Jesus.

If a friend was playing on the railroad tracks, and didn't hear a train coming, would you run to push him out of the way? Or would you stand back and not do anything, because you're a "tolerant, non-judgmental person who just lets others be"?

Tell us, who is the real hateful person here?
But you did not answer my first question. Since you believe so heavily in the bible, do you follow everything it says? Also, do you know that you believe in the same god as Muslims, Jews, and Catholics?
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Default Re: homosexuality, it IS okay! - 12-29-2010, 09:34 PM

Actually, your first question was "Why are you so hateful?", which was answered.

Yes, we do follow everything in it. That's what makes us True Christians™ and people like you false, fluffy-bunny pick-and-choose hellbound Christians. Can you show us where we do not follow the Bible? Book/chapter/verse please.

Also, we do not believe in the same God as the Jews, Muslims, or Catholics. We believe in the trinity - The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. We believe that Jesus Christ is the literal Son of God, who was manifest in the flesh and died for our sins. The Jews believe in a single, monolithic god and refuse the divinity of Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit. Likewise, the Muslims believe in a single god, and believe that Muhammed was his prophet.

By definition, they are different gods because all three religions are worshipping completely separate, differently-natured gods.



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Default Re: homosexuality, it IS okay! - 12-29-2010, 09:41 PM

Nevermind, it is a lost cause to argue with someone who will not listen to reason.
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Default Re: homosexuality, it IS okay! - 12-29-2010, 09:48 PM

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Nevermind, it is a lost cause to argue with someone who will not listen to reason.
Friend, what did Reverend Osborne post that was unreasonable? It seems to me that you are the one who is being willfully ignorant of what the Bible says.


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Default Re: homosexuality, it IS okay! - 12-29-2010, 09:57 PM

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It seems to me that you are the one who is being willfully ignorant of what the Bible says.
I like how he accuses the good people of Landover Church of not following all of the Bible. That's rich coming from a fag-loving papist.

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Matthew 23:9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

1st Timothy 3:2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;

1st Timothy 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;





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Default Re: homosexuality, it IS okay! - 12-31-2010, 02:05 AM

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I swear to God (YES I SAID IT! BITE ME!) I tried to be civil but seeing the continual ignorance of you people sickens me.
Translation: You won't immediately turn your back on God's Word and agree with me, so I'm going to have a temper tantrum.
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Why does it concern you who someone sleeps with? It's not like we're coming on to you, so get your heads out of your asses and grow up.
Personally, if it were just about me and my own choices, I wouldn't care who you sleep with.

However, God says He will cast you and all other homosexuals into eternal torment in His Lake of Fire, and I don't want that to happen to you.

Now, you may say that you should be able to choose damnation if you like. Sure, why not, it's your afterlife, right? Fine.

Why would I want my child to see homosexuality portrayed as "OK"? That might encourage my child to join you in Hell. Sorry, that's not acceptable.

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You can't just STOP feeling something. If I or anyone else feels an attraction to someone of the same sex, (as FCKH8.com says) "that's piffleing great!"
But you can STOP DOING something, can't you?

You can also seek treatment. I'd be happy to bet that you haven't, and wouldn't, because you like mocking God with your perversions.

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You wonder why people turn away from God so often? It's intolerant piffles like you people.
God does not require or desire that we be "tolerant". He commands us to execute homosexuals, because He has declared them an abomination.
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And before you comment saying, "Oh all you can use is curse words" No. That's not all, I'm just using words that seem appropriate in this matter.
Yes, swearing is a typical part of a teenage temper tantrum. However, it's never appropriate on a Christian church's discussion forum, jackass.

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God loves everyone. And I mean EVERYONE. Whether they're Black, White, Gay, Straight, or anything else. He loves them. And don't even pull some BS twisted Bible verse on me because, I've seen them all. People like you take Bible verses and twist their meanings.
Really? So please show me where the Bible says that "God loves everyone". Especially the vast majority of humans that He will resurrect from death so He may torture them for all eternity by burning them alive forever in His Lake of Fire.

If that's what you call love, you're one sick ticket.
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Default Re: homosexuality, it IS okay! - 12-31-2010, 11:02 PM

Who says it is okay to be gay? Homosexaulity is defently against God, and against all good common sense.
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Angry Re: homosexuality, it IS okay! - 01-08-2011, 09:27 AM

How do you KNOW its against god?
lets keep in mind that the bible was written by followers of god not god himself. God might actually accept homosexuals and some homophobic idiot just said that he didnt.
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Default Re: homosexuality, it IS okay! - 01-08-2011, 10:46 AM

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How do you KNOW its against god? lets keep in mind that the bible was written by followers of god not god himself. God might actually accept homosexuals and some homophobic idiot just said that he didnt.
While men (not women they lack the needed brain capacity) wrote the Bible, they did so guided by God!

2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"


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Default Re: homosexuality, it IS okay! - 01-08-2011, 10:56 AM

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While men (not women they lack the needed brain capacity) wrote the Bible, they did so guided by God!

2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

so your saying their is no chance whatsoever that just one of those men disobeyed god and wrote differently to what they were told?
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so your saying their is no chance whatsoever that just one of those men disobeyed god and wrote differently to what they were told?
Yes. God made sure of that by forbidding men to change His word: Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."


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Default Re: homosexuality, it IS okay! - 01-28-2011, 07:44 PM

You came to the wrong place for tolerance, no one here will tolerate anything they disagree with. They will persecute you, judge you, and if given the chance stone you and send you to the pits of hell without any feelings of remorse or mercy. Talk to God, not these people.
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You came to the wrong place for tolerance, no one here will tolerate anything they disagree with. They will persecute you, judge you, and if given the chance stone you and send you to the pits of hell without any feelings of remorse or mercy. Talk to God, not these people.
Friend, I have been reading your posts and you seem quite conflicted. One moment you are making sense, and the next minute you lash out and attack a True Christian™ that is only trying to help you.

I myself used to be conflicted son. You see, I used to be a gay. Back then, most of the time I actually thought I was enjoying myself. Whether I was at a bathhouse orgy taking homo after homo into my rectum, or simply at home fellating a special someone, I usually felt content. But when I was alone, I felt a deep emptiness. That emptiness made me question my queer lifestyle choice, and it eventually brought me here to my salvation.

Is there something you want to tell us friend? Is there a secret you wish to share? Trust me, we have heard them all. Major, admit that you are a disgusting fag here and now. It will lift a great weight off of your gay soul and it will be the first step toward eternal life with Jesus! Praise!


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You came to the wrong place for tolerance, no one here will tolerate anything they disagree with. They will persecute you, judge you, and if given the chance stone you and send you to the pits of hell without any feelings of remorse or mercy. Talk to God, not these people.
If God existed and were as the Landover Baptists imagine him to be, talking to him would do no good. He'd agree with them on everything, since they get all of their opinions out of the big book of fairy tales that he supposedly gave them.
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Default Re: homosexuality, it IS okay! - 01-28-2011, 08:13 PM

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If God existed and were as the Landover Baptists imagine him to be, talking to him would do no good. He'd agree with them on everything, since they get all of their opinions out of the big book of fairy tales that he supposedly gave them.
Friend, everything I said to Major also applies to you, except that you have already admitted that you are a homo currently destined for damnation. See, you are actually closer to salvation than Major, because as of yet, he has not admitted that he is a hell bound sodomite!


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Default Re: homosexuality, it IS okay! - 01-28-2011, 09:21 PM

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If God existed and were as the Landover Baptists imagine him to be, talking to him would do no good. He'd agree with them on everything, since they get all of their opinions out of the big book of fairy tales that he supposedly gave them.
I certainly won't argue with you on your knowledge of "fairy" tales.

I will also confirm the Good Prof's assessment on your damnation:
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is an abomination Leviticus 18:22

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:13

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If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
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Default Re: homosexuality, it IS okay! - 01-29-2011, 12:32 AM

The question has been answered several times.

No - it is not OK!

Why is this thread not closed?


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Default Re: homosexuality, it IS okay! - 01-30-2011, 11:58 PM

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cant we just all accept eachother and get along?

I agree with this. Just get over your book and accept that the main reason Jesus died on the cross was to forgive us our sins. So that hate like this won't keep on going in the world.
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Default Re: homosexuality, it IS okay! - 01-31-2011, 12:03 AM

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I agree with this. Just get over your book and accept that the main reason Jesus died on the cross was to forgive us our sins. So that hate like this won't keep on going in the world.
Well, that did not really work out as planned then.




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Default Re: homosexuality, it IS okay! - 01-31-2011, 12:06 AM

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I agree with this. Just get over your book and accept that the main reason Jesus died on the cross was to forgive us our sins. So that hate like this won't keep on going in the world.
Get over "our book"? Without the Bible, there is no Jesus.

How would we go about doing that?


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