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Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? -
11-09-2017, 09:44 PM
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If you want a nonmedical test. Bleach will foam up immensely in a pregnant woman's urine. You take urine place it in a cup take a cup of bleach pour it into the urine do this outside as the byproduct of this amonia
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Nope. Ammonia is the result of "aged" urine. Adding bleach to urine doesn't make ammonia. But adding bleach to ammonia creates mustard gas, which kills.
So please stop advising people on do-it-yourself chemical weapons. Furthermore, mixing Tarot Cards and Christianity makes for another toxic mess. People are already skilled at diluting and polluting Christianity as it is. Throwing Tarot Cards into the pot is like adding molasses to a Chef's salad.
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11-09-2017, 10:32 PM
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stress (she seems stressed lately, snapping at us, short of temper, and feeling so nervous in the morning she throws up some days) - friends (I've heard girls sometimes get on the same cycle if they're together)
- demons holding her womb hostage (I'm careful not to let any Harry Potter or Marvel Comic Universe paraphernalia into the house, but still)
- teen rebellion (her womb is rebelling against her authority)Help a loving mamma out? Which one of these do you think is most likely?
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Friends, we are not helping Sister Mary out by telling her how to end a pregnancy. Her daughter cannot be pregnant, Mary has told us this. Mary wants us to figure out which of the above is causing her daughter to be "late".
Let's unite behind one of the causes Mary has given us and pray to Jesus that it be willed to be the one.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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11-09-2017, 11:43 PM
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God gave us knowledge there is no reason not to use it.
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Do you know how to stab someone to death with a knife? Do you use that knowledge on a daily basis?
Knowing something does not mean you have to do it. The Bible tells us what to do. Everything else is just Satan trying to seduce us.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? -
11-10-2017, 12:17 PM
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Friends, we are not helping Sister Mary out by telling her how to end a pregnancy. Her daughter cannot be pregnant, Mary has told us this. Mary wants us to figure out which of the above is causing her daughter to be "late".
Let's unite behind one of the causes Mary has given us and pray to Jesus that it be willed to be the one.
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How so? Don't suppose you can watch teenagers every waking moment? My mom insanely watched us 24/7 yet my sister managed to slip away and get pregnant not once but twice. I'm not telling her to end a pregnancy I'm telling her to get her tested for pregnancy.
Teenagers are naturally prone to sin and thus I have no doubts by the way Mary is describing it she may as well be pregnant. My tarot confirmed it as well. Weight around her stomach mood changes cravings for pickles there is no doubt in my mind pregnancy can be the cause.
If you idiots can realize I'm very prolife but praying for this to not be is ineffective. Prayer won't work in this instance as God is angry at Mary's ex-catholic background. God isn't obliged to listen to the prayers of sinners and what can be more sinful than having an ex-catholic background? So thus unless Mary takes the bible are starts hitting her daughter with it along with her rebukes I don't see how her prayers can work.
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Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? -
11-10-2017, 04:15 PM
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So thus unless Mary takes the bible are starts hitting her daughter with it along with her rebukes
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I'll try this. I have a large family bible that was passed down in Mr. Etheldreda's family for generations. It's heavily bound in thick leather with gold trim. Gold isn't particularly heavy, but the flash or glare she sees just before incurring another bruise just may help the Holy Ghost penetrate that stubborn, thick skull of hers.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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11-10-2017, 04:47 PM
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. . . God is angry at Mary's ex-catholic background. God isn't obliged to listen to the prayers of sinners and what can be more sinful than having an ex-catholic background?
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So, You, in your oh-so-great wisdom have decided what Almighty God will or will not forgive?!
God forgave Saul of Tarsus after he was complicit in the murder of one of Jesus' early followers. Saul became Paul, Apostle to the Gentiles.
There are a great many things "more" sinful than being a Catholic in the past. Persisting in the ongoing sin of divination is one of them.
You need to get your facts straight on what the Bible actually teaches.
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Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? -
11-10-2017, 07:40 PM
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How so? Don't suppose you can watch teenagers every waking moment? My mom insanely watched us 24/7 yet my sister managed to slip away and get pregnant not once but twice. I'm not telling her to end a pregnancy I'm telling her to get her tested for pregnancy.
Teenagers are naturally prone to sin and thus I have no doubts by the way Mary is describing it she may as well be pregnant. My tarot confirmed it as well. Weight around her stomach mood changes cravings for pickles there is no doubt in my mind pregnancy can be the cause.
If you idiots can realize I'm very prolife but praying for this to not be is ineffective. Prayer won't work in this instance as God is angry at Mary's ex-catholic background. God isn't obliged to listen to the prayers of sinners and what can be more sinful than having an ex-catholic background? So thus unless Mary takes the bible are starts hitting her daughter with it along with her rebukes I don't see how her prayers can work.
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I think you generalize too much. All of these are unbacked generalizings, with no scripture proofs.
Exodus 23:21 Beware of him, and obey his voice, provoke him not; for he will not pardon your transgressions: for my name is in him.
I think you are a intolerant?
People like you are all the same I think.
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11-10-2017, 11:47 PM
I found a book which, although not The Bible, does bring some of its teachings into the modern world. Different materials have become available but the lessons Christians are instructed .— .by God .— .to teach and the methods He commands remain the same.
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To Train Up a Child, first published in 1994, began as a letter to a homeschool mother in answer to her question, How did you train your children to be so happy and obedient? Mike did not consider himself to be an author, nor did Debi possess the means or the knowledge to publish a book. They realized that it was a big subject that could not be put into a few pages, so they wrote a book. Friends and neighbors were consulted, gleaning their views and methods of child training. They analyzed how they were influenced by the traditions they inherited from their parents, and they looked at the methods that were unique to their family. Friends and members of their church periodically read and critiqued the manuscript as it grew to book size. Twenty one years later, To Train Up a Child has sold over 1.2 million copies in twelve languages. TTUAC has been on Amazon s best-seller list several times. This new book has added chapters and several updates. Mike and Debi have received tens of thousands of letters of gratitude and been approached by thousands of young people thanking them for their influence in the way they were raised their parents having implemented the principles expressed in TTUAC. Mike and Debi are humbled to have played a part in so many young people's lives. There has been no editing to modify their stance on spanking. To the contrary, due to the media attacks, they have expanded and strengthened their arguments for traditional, biblical child training. There are now more than a million TTUAC books circulating in the United States that will continue to stand for traditional, biblical parenting.
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People who reject The Bible are not Christians. II Peter 1:20-21
They are blaspheming against The Holy Ghost. Matthew 12:31
Music is an important part of praise Psalm 150:3-5 and it's not my place to suggest of course but perhaps if you were to buy some cymbals and leave them by your wretched daughter's door your Husband Matthew 23:9 would recall that God Himself relishes the cymbal? Two sizes are mentioned in the psalm.
Another modern learning aid is digital recording. I've taken the liberty of selecting a lovely tune which could be played in conjunction with a Bible passage using an audio link.
Example follows, click and start audio then straight away click the y/t:
It should be possible for your Husband to put these through headphones with the voice and the music on different sides in which case the music finishes at an appropriate point. There are people who claim The Bible is a disgusting book using the most reprehensible methods to manipulate acceptance of ideas any normal person would recoil from. Recoil in disgust, Mrs Etheldreda. Could anything be farther from The Truth? Methods of discipline not suggested by God BUT COMMANDED continue from The Old Testament .— .a Scripture endorsed by Jesus .— .into The New Testament and in Hebrews it is even spelled out WHY.
I trust that this is helpful for you and for your daughter and for anyone else who's reading perhaps uncertain about Jesus in the light of "modern sensibilities" and that the words of The Bible will strengthen them in their journey with Christ.
PSALM 119 .KJV . look up .. PSALM 150 .. II Timothy 3 reference for doubters
103 How sweet are thy words unto my taste! yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth!
104 Through thy precepts I get understanding: therefore I hate every false way.
105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.
106 I have sworn, and I will perform it, that I will keep thy righteous judgments.
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11-11-2017, 01:04 AM
Being women are the fairer sex and simply have no upper body strength, that left me thinking.
I was down at Bob4God's Gun and Bible store last week (the once over on Leviticus near Pastorial Blvd) and I picked up a flier. I personally like a good work out but you women folk may find it handy.
Note: It is a brit import so the quality is dubious. I suspect it leaks oil and the timer is inaccurate. I do not know if it will hold a length of hickory but I imagine with a little tinkering by a True Christian™ man, it could be made to work.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? -
11-11-2017, 04:35 AM
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So, You, in your oh-so-great wisdom have decided what Almighty God will or will not forgive?!
God forgave Saul of Tarsus after he was complicit in the murder of one of Jesus' early followers. Saul became Paul, Apostle to the Gentiles.
There are a great many things "more" sinful than being a Catholic in the past. Persisting in the ongoing sin of divination is one of them.
You need to get your facts straight on what the Bible actually teaches.
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No more than what you claim. God has given me the gift of foresight it would be a waste to not use it.
None of you have anymore right than me thus I find it hypocritical that you declare that I have no right to declare who'll god has condemned when you have a forum dedicated solely to that.
Besides Divination is different from witch craft tarot is a tool mostly for me to understand foresight god has given me. I'm not casting spells I'm understanding what god has given me.
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Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? -
11-11-2017, 05:07 AM
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I found a book which, although not The Bible, does bring some of its teachings into the modern world. Different materials have become available but the lessons Christians are instructed .— .by God .— .to teach and the methods He commands remain the same.
People who reject The Bible are not Christians. II Peter 1:20-21
They are blaspheming against The Holy Ghost. Matthew 12:31
Music is an important part of praise Psalm 150:3-5 and it's not my place to suggest of course but perhaps if you were to buy some cymbals and leave them by your wretched daughter's door your Husband Matthew 23:9 would recall that God Himself relishes the cymbal? Two sizes are mentioned in the psalm.
Another modern learning aid is digital recording. I've taken the liberty of selecting a lovely tune which could be played in conjunction with a Bible passage using an audio link.
Example follows, click and start audio then straight away click the y/t:
It should be possible for your Husband to put these through headphones with the voice and the music on different sides in which case the music finishes at an appropriate point. There are people who claim The Bible is a disgusting book using the most reprehensible methods to manipulate acceptance of ideas any normal person would recoil from. Recoil in disgust, Mrs Etheldreda. Could anything be farther from The Truth? Methods of discipline not suggested by God BUT COMMANDED continue from The Old Testament .— .a Scripture endorsed by Jesus .— .into The New Testament and in Hebrews it is even spelled out WHY.
I trust that this is helpful for you and for your daughter and for anyone else who's reading perhaps uncertain about Jesus in the light of "modern sensibilities" and that the words of The Bible will strengthen them in their journey with Christ. PSALM 119 .KJV . look up .. PSALM 150 .. II Timothy 3 reference for doubters
103 How sweet are thy words unto my taste! yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth!
104 Through thy precepts I get understanding: therefore I hate every false way.
105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.
106 I have sworn, and I will perform it, that I will keep thy righteous judgments.
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Well if you don't mind felony charges of child abuse and possibly murder. You know where a "Christian" couple literally beaten and starved their adoptive daughter to death then yes what a godly book indeed! You know I read that book and it almost sounds like slavery you stuff I submit to for fun minus all the deviant depravity and add in unconsenting children.
Jesus Christ and all the saints you is twisted lady. I seriously want to hit you over the head with a Bible for your nonsense. Don't get me wrong spanking is one thing beating you kid with tubbing is another
Don't get me wrong my parents spanked me and punished me when I was bad but never did they make me shower with a hose in cold weather. Sorry but if you believe this bullshit I a godly I would seriously consider not wanting to be a Christian anymore.
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Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? -
11-11-2017, 05:21 AM
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...Sorry but if you believe this bullshit I a godly I would seriously consider not wanting to be a Christian anymore.
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You already aren't, because you don't believe this bullshit is Godly.
See Matthew 7:21 again. Try to actually READ IT this time.
Why can't you accept that you don't measure up, never have, never will, and just live your life completely free of the bullshit?
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Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? -
11-11-2017, 04:47 PM
Since your daughter is assuredly not pregnant, there is no harm in taking a few special vitamins to make the sickness in the morning (not morning sickness) go away. Some young ladies I've known had success with mifepristone even into the second trimester, I mean after a few months of symptoms. Plus a few shots of liquor.
It would do no harm - obviously because there is no pregnancy - to get into heavy weightlifting and high impact sports. Followed with hot saunas, so relaxing especially with a nice vodka.
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11-11-2017, 09:46 PM
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Since your daughter is assuredly not pregnant, there is no harm in taking a few special vitamins to make the sickness in the morning (not morning sickness) go away. Some young ladies I've known had success with mifepristone even into the second trimester, I mean after a few months of symptoms. Plus a few shots of liquor.
It would do no harm - obviously because there is no pregnancy - to get into heavy weightlifting and high impact sports. Followed with hot saunas, so relaxing especially with a nice vodka.
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Thank you for that practical advice, good doctor. Mr. Etheldreda will not approve of high impact sports for a girl, however InLoveWithChrisChan's idea to pummel her about the head and shoulders with the family Bible would probably be of more use if we concentrated instead on the mid section. She could use a little work on her core if Mr. Etheldreda is going to find any man willing to take her on as a wife. No one wants a pudgy bride.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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11-12-2017, 11:29 AM
In response to Chris's earlier post: I already included a review of the book which was in line with Biblical teaching, I thought. If I am mistaken about what The Bible teaches, in both the Old and the New Testaments, not according to me but according to the God you claim to follow (and without posting any evidence to support your claim) then post the Scripture to contradict what I have included.
If you cannot find any Scripture to support your claims then why do you claim to be a Christian at all? What other source is there for the life of Jesus, the teaching of Paul, exegesis provided for the Hebrews, for the prophets, for the Laws from God as set out by Moses or the future history revealed by God in Revelation? You have made your claims. We know what they are. Now show your evidence.
You have been warned that tarot cards, whether you call them divination or not, do not constitute evidence and I will reject any more such nonsense out of hand. Otherwise, I'll read whatever you post and if I'm mistaken will retract what I've posted. However if you listened to the audio link, included just in case you can't read, you already have a Biblical descriptor to refute.
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11-13-2017, 05:41 AM
Dear Sister, I'll be praying for you! I agree that the family Bible is a good discipline method, and maybe quote sections on it about the duties of a woman and how to maintain a respectable look and health? Sending prayers your way, Elizabeth
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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11-14-2017, 11:22 AM
Mary, how good is the security at your house? I have heard stories of young girls who were visited by catholic priests in the middle of the night uninvited. After these little girls were allegedly touched, BOOM! No more periods for about 6-8 months. I never did hear whatever happened to those young girls but it Did cause quite a stir in the media. Moreso the girls disappearances whenever it came to light what stories the young girls would tell. I'm not saying this happened to you, but if you have any security footage from five weeks or farther ago, it may be a good idea to check them out. Regardless, I'll pray for you and your daughter as well as your husband. I hope your daughter is able to bleed regularly again soon for the Lord.
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11-14-2017, 06:08 PM
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Mary, how good is the security at your house? I have heard stories of young girls who were visited by catholic priests in the middle of the night uninvited. After these little girls were allegedly touched, BOOM! No more periods for about 6-8 months. I never did hear whatever happened to those young girls but it Did cause quite a stir in the media. Moreso the girls disappearances whenever it came to light what stories the young girls would tell. I'm not saying this happened to you, but if you have any security footage from five weeks or farther ago, it may be a good idea to check them out. Regardless, I'll pray for you and your daughter as well as your husband. I hope your daughter is able to bleed regularly again soon for the Lord.
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SHE'S NOT PREGNANT!
I REBUKED PREGNANCY IN JESUS' HOLY NAME!
HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE JESUS OF BETRAYING ME LIKE THAT!
But to answer your question, the last priest who sneaked into Freehold was caught in 1711 and burned at the steak. Thus began the great Pig on a Stick yearly BBQ festival in Freehold, featuring all kinds of meats and games for the children like Tag (the person who is "it" has to wear the priestly collar while the children run screaming from him), Dunk the Witch (a fun water sport for kids of all ages, and good practice for the Halloween Witch Hunt), and Hide the Jew and Seek. There hasn't been one Catholic since!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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11-15-2017, 01:41 AM
Denial is more than a river in Africa. Just saying.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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11-15-2017, 07:06 PM
Mary, I highly doubt that someone has actually planted their seed in your daughter's womb but it would be beneficial to know what exactly' going on. Come to think of it, Mary never had a man plant their seed in her womb and thus came Jesus Christ. It's been told many times how he'd come back. Could this be Jesus popping in to say hello to the citizens of Freehold. She very well COULD be pregnant, but preggers with the resurrection of Jesus. I'm going to come up with a list of fifty questions for him in case it is.
Peter 1:3 Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, which according to his abundant mercy hath begotten us again unto a lively hope by the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead
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