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Default Electronic Cigarette: Drug Laced Anal Tool Hits Streets - 07-03-2013, 05:57 PM

I dare not post an image of this phallic implement, but brethren, I have beheld what amounts basically to a rubber wand filled with viscous liquid that heats up by electricity and has a contoured tip that dispenses drugs.

After inserting the device into one's and one's boyfriend's anus, the device can then be used to vaporize drugs for inhalation.

God tells us in Deuteronomy 4:16 that the crafting of such phallic implements is forbidden.

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16 Lest ye corrupt yourselves, and make you a graven image, the similitude of any figure, the likeness of male or female,
Do not insert the e cigarette into any orifice of thine body and do not, I repeat, DO NOT worship it as though it were Jesus.


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Default Re: Electronic Cigarette: Drug Laced Anal Tool Hits Streets - 07-03-2013, 07:00 PM

Sounds as though it were inspired by Harry Potter's demon summoning wand. I wonder if the artificial smoke smells of brimstone. A tool to turn children into gay Satanists, if you ask me.


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Default Re: Electronic Cigarette: Drug Laced Anal Tool Hits Streets - 07-03-2013, 08:07 PM

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I dare not post an image of this phallic implement, but brethren, I have beheld what amounts basically to a rubber wand filled with viscous liquid that heats up by electricity and has a contoured tip that dispenses drugs.

After inserting the device into one's and one's boyfriend's anus, the device can then be used to vaporize drugs for inhalation.

God tells us in Deuteronomy 4:16 that the crafting of such phallic implements is forbidden.



Do not insert the e cigarette into any orifice of thine body and do not, I repeat, DO NOT worship it as though it were Jesus.
This electronic cigarette doesn't even contain drugs. It's made as a healthy alternative to cigarettes, to help people stop drugs.
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Default Re: Electronic Cigarette: Drug Laced Anal Tool Hits Streets - 07-03-2013, 08:12 PM

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This electronic cigarette doesn't even contain drugs. It's made as a healthy alternative to cigarettes, to help people stop drugs.
If by "healthy" you mean "created to be rammed inside one's colon so far as to tickle the small intestines." I... guess.



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Default Re: Electronic Cigarette: Drug Laced Anal Tool Hits Streets - 07-03-2013, 08:39 PM

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If by "healthy" you mean "created to be rammed inside one's colon so far as to tickle the small intestines." I... guess.

Glad you agree.
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