[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by Papa Black

Jesus piffleing Christ!!!!
I can't believe all the bull ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** in here.
Do you all have consanguinity issues?!?!?!?
Call yourselves "Christians", but you are all a bunch of racists, short minded, red-necks and, I say this in the worst possible way, americans...
Leaders of the free world... ah ah ah... more like, leaders of the ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** !
One single Portuguese is worth more than all of you bastards.
Portuguese, lazy people?!?!? Only fatty MacDonald americans could say that.
Saying Portuguese is the same as Spanish?!?!?!?! At least Portugal and Spain have their own language... USA claims to speak american, but that's only white trash English.
I also would like to leave a word for Midge Murphy, because I don't want to give the wrong impression that I'm just sitting at a computer doing nothing productive but appearing in Christian websites and NOT PRAISING JESUS ONE SINGLE TIME... well Midge Murphy, PRAISE THE LORD and that being said, I would like to add the following: Midge grab your King James Bible and get down with Jesus (from Mexico), give him a nice, warm Christian thank until you get your mouth full of ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** .
To Pastor Ezekiel, just a little PS (I knew I had to explain to you what that means... it's post scriptum, retards), according to the "Forum Rules", we all agree not to post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws... well, if you can post all of your bull shit, I dont see why I cant reply to you in the same manner!
Don't bother to reply saying for me to read King James Bible, I only used it to roll the weed I bought from USA military drug addicts stationed in the Portuguese island Açores (this is how Açores is written, Azores is just another stupid thing you ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** invented)...
And no, I'm not Portuguese and/or anti-american, I'm just anti-stupidity...

First, let me warn you that strong language is never welcome. With the addition of your clearly aggressive attitude, you may have difficulty getting along with the other members of the forum. You seem befuddled, as well. You clearly hate Americans and love the papist Mexicans in Portugal, but you claim to not be anti-American or even Portugeese. Also, you are a dope fiend but you claim to be anti-stupidity. How bizarre is that?

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Papa Black

Jesus piffleing Christ!!!!
I can't believe all the bull ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** in here.
Do you all have consanguinity issues?!?!?!?
Call yourselves "Christians", but you are all a bunch of racists, short minded, red-necks and, I say this in the worst possible way, americans...
Leaders of the free world... ah ah ah... more like, leaders of the ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** !
One single Portuguese is worth more than all of you bastards.
Portuguese, lazy people?!?!? Only fatty MacDonald americans could say that.
Saying Portuguese is the same as Spanish?!?!?!?! At least Portugal and Spain have their own language... USA claims to speak american, but that's only white trash English.
I also would like to leave a word for Midge Murphy, because I don't want to give the wrong impression that I'm just sitting at a computer doing nothing productive but appearing in Christian websites and NOT PRAISING JESUS ONE SINGLE TIME... well Midge Murphy, PRAISE THE LORD and that being said, I would like to add the following: Midge grab your King James Bible and get down with Jesus (from Mexico), give him a nice, warm Christian thank until you get your mouth full of ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** .
To Pastor Ezekiel, just a little PS (I knew I had to explain to you what that means... it's post scriptum, retards), according to the "Forum Rules", we all agree not to post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws... well, if you can post all of your bull shit, I dont see why I cant reply to you in the same manner!
Don't bother to reply saying for me to read King James Bible, I only used it to roll the weed I bought from USA military drug addicts stationed in the Portuguese island Açores (this is how Açores is written, Azores is just another stupid thing you ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** invented)...
And no, I'm not Portuguese and/or anti-american, I'm just anti-stupidity...

Wwlcome friend. Did you know, if you'd read the KJV, you'd be looking at thiongs differently.

[Brother Jessup]

The good Brother Jessup T. Lloyd is against Portugal, Spain and all of those other Mexican countries!

The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd has spoken……..…Amen!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Papa Black

Jesus piffleing Christ!!!!
I can't believe all the bull ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** in here.
Do you all have consanguinity issues?!?!?!?
Call yourselves "Christians", but you are all a bunch of racists, short minded, red-necks and, I say this in the worst possible way, americans...
Leaders of the free world... ah ah ah... more like, leaders of the ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** !
One single Portuguese is worth more than all of you bastards.
Portuguese, lazy people?!?!? Only fatty MacDonald americans could say that.
Saying Portuguese is the same as Spanish?!?!?!?! At least Portugal and Spain have their own language... USA claims to speak american, but that's only white trash English.
I also would like to leave a word for Midge Murphy, because I don't want to give the wrong impression that I'm just sitting at a computer doing nothing productive but appearing in Christian websites and NOT PRAISING JESUS ONE SINGLE TIME... well Midge Murphy, PRAISE THE LORD and that being said, I would like to add the following: Midge grab your King James Bible and get down with Jesus (from Mexico), give him a nice, warm Christian thank until you get your mouth full of ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** .
To Pastor Ezekiel, just a little PS (I knew I had to explain to you what that means... it's post scriptum, retards), according to the "Forum Rules", we all agree not to post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws... well, if you can post all of your bull shit, I dont see why I cant reply to you in the same manner!
Don't bother to reply saying for me to read King James Bible, I only used it to roll the weed I bought from USA military drug addicts stationed in the Portuguese island Açores (this is how Açores is written, Azores is just another stupid thing you ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** invented)...
And no, I'm not Portuguese and/or anti-american, I'm just anti-stupidity...

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Des]

The Portageese are Mexicans of the worst sort. Not only are they all Catlicks, they have legalized gay marriage and drugs, meaning that the streets are filled with reefer shooting sodomaniacal homers. Even worse, they hate America so much that they have genetically engineered poisonous jellyfish they proudly call Portageese Men of War and release them on the finest coastlines in the world; Corpus Christi & Padre Island.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Papa Black

Call yourselves "Christians", but you are all a bunch of racists, short minded, red-necks and, I say this in the worst possible way, americans...

Short minded? Is this some translation direct from a Mexican expression? Because it doesn't mean anything in American.

[Papa Black]

Hey... I got 2 infractions yesterday worth 10 points... lets see how much I can get today.

@Alvin Moss: my language is the same used on all the posts, so deal with it... don't like my attitude?!?!? Too bad, there's nothing on you I like and I wouldn't piss on you to save your life. I don't hate americans, I hate stupid person and you are all a bunch of stupid americans, so don't take it the wrong way, thank God and his son Jesus Christ, for still breathing. Finally, I'm not a drug addict!!! I never said I smoke. What I do is sell to the USA military drug addicts the same weed, rolled up, at 3 times the value I bought, and they buy it... that shows how stupid USA military are!!!
How clever is that?!?!?!?

@James Hutchins: Yes, I do... but it would be your way to see things and I would like to stay intelligent instead of being stupid like you.

@Brother Jessup: Good for you Brother Jessup!!! You're against Portugal, Spain and all of those other Mexican countries, well that's just fine because, the whole wide world is against you and soon or later, we will do to you, what you did to the native americans, It's just a matter of time and we are coming Brother, we are coming...

@Pastor Ezekiel: I'm not trying to make a bigger fool of myself, I'm only trying to reach your level of foolishness... this proves that I'm right and you're wrong bitch... My rights have not been violated Pastor Ezekiel and thank God for that, but your butt hole seems to have been violated repeatedly... I'm just sorry the "holy" word of your God doesn't tell you, to swallow a couple of high speed gun ammunitions... Keep your prayers to yourself, or better, pray the demons get out of me and enter in you through your "rectum", because that's the way we all know you love it...

@Des: It's "Portuguese" and not "Portageese", and also, it's "Catholics" and not "Catlicks". Learn how to write; otherwise you just look like a mix bred between an Australopithecus and a goat. Time for a History lesson Des: you've been around since the 16th century, the Portuguese man o' war as been around for the past 600 million years. Even a simple jellyfish deserves more to be a part of this world than you Des...

@Joanna Lytton-Vasey: That's because it's written in English, and not "american"!!! I can't expect you to understand it; you're just too short minded to get it... sorry...

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Papa Black

Hey... I got 2 infractions yesterday worth 10 points... lets see how much I can get today.

10 points? Do try not to be such a cry-baby.

Originally Posted by Papa Black

@Joanna Lytton-Vasey: That's because it's written in English, and not "american"!!! I can't expect you to understand it; you're just too short minded to get it... sorry...

Trust me, my little foreign friend, that isn't English. But I expect your Espanish espeaking teacher told you it was, and you appear to be too small-minded, or narrow-minded, or perhaps simply too short-sighted to accept correction.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Papa Black

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@James Hutchins: Yes, I do... but it would be your way to see things and I would like to stay intelligent instead of being stupid like you.
... sorry...

Not my way friend, it is Gods Way. He created everything so you see, he 'has the skinny'.
You know, you calling me stupid really hurts, it hurts a lot. Why must you Hell bound sinners always be so cruel?

[ExGay Alex]

Goodness me!! Why are atheists so angry all the time? Thank Jesus that this person has wondered into our forum, so that perhaps a little of Christ's message of love will get through.

[Dolores de Barriga]

Originally Posted by Papa Black

Hey... I got 2 infractions yesterday worth 10 points... lets see how much I can get today.

Hello, dear. I have been here for several months and haven't got an infraction yet. This is because even wnen my personal views are not aligned with the views of the Landover community, I have full respect for their point of view.

I don't hate americans, I hate stupid person

Just one?

and you are all a bunch of stupid americans,

Assumptions, assumptions... FYI, ASSUME = when you make an ASS of YOU and ME.

You're welcome.

@James Hutchins: Yes, I do... but it would be your way to see things and I would like to stay intelligent instead of being stupid like you.

A word of free advice: you would sound much more intelligently if you learned how to write properly.

the whole wide world is against you and soon or later, we will do to you, what you did to the native americans, It's just a matter of time and we are coming Brother, we are coming...

OK, that was funny.

No, on second thought, it was more pathetic than funny.

@Joanna Lytton-Vasey: That's because it's written in English, and not "american"!!! I can't expect you to understand it; you're just too short minded to get it... sorry...

And if you cannot understand that "American" is an officially recognized dialect of English, that means that you're "short minded" yourself.

@ what you said to other members of this lovely community - attacks ad hominem are not something that is expected from intelligent people. I would post a link, but my internet connection is too slow at the moment. Look it up yourself.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Dolores, how lovely to see you again! Do tell us how your research is going, though probably this particular discussion thread is not the place to do it as I don't think it involves the Pork'n'cheese, as my husband calls them.

With very best wishes, dear,
YiC
Joanna

[Brother Jessup]

Originally Posted by Papa Black

@Brother Jessup: Good for you Brother Jessup!!! You're against Portugal, Spain and all of those other Mexican countries, well that's just fine because, the whole wide world is against you and soon or later, we will do to you, what you did to the native americans, It's just a matter of time and we are coming Brother, we are coming...

Come and get us! The U.S. has the strongest military in the world and we true Christian Americans are all armed to the teeth! God is on our side and always has been, so do your worst you Godless sissy boy.

The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd has spoken……..…Amen!

[Des]

Originally Posted by Papa Black

@Des: It's "Portuguese" and not "Portageese", and also, it's "Catholics" and not "Catlicks". Learn how to write; otherwise you just look like a mix bred between an Australopithecus and a goat.

toMAYto,toMAHto, it's all Semitics. Yes, Semitics. You're arguing in circles like a treacherous Joo.

Originally Posted by Papa Black

Time for a History lesson Des: you've been around since the 16th century, the Portuguese man o' war as been around for the past 600 million years. Even a simple jellyfish deserves more to be a part of this world than you Des...

Now who's the stupid one? How did jellyfish exist in the void of nothingness for "600 million years" when the universe is only about 10 thousand years old?

[Papa Black]

Hello everybody...

First of all, I would like to address Pastor Ezekiel private message I received yesterday.
Below you can read his kind words:

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Dear Papa Black,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Vain Repeater
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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel
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I loved it, Pastor Ezekiel... just loved.
I'm happy you're gaining a filthy mouth like mine!
Welcome to the dark side... I will share my cookies with you, mate...

[Des]

Originally Posted by Papa Black

Hello everybody...

First of all, I would like to address Pastor Ezekiel private message I received yesterday.
Below you can read his kind words:

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Dear Papa Black,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Vain Repeater
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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel
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I loved it, Pastor Ezekiel... just loved.
I'm happy you're gaining a filthy mouth like mine!
Welcome to the dark side... I will share my cookies with you, mate...

Calling a Godmocking whore a Godmocking whore is not being foul mouthed, it is a statement of fact. Now we can add lying to your ever-growing list of sins. How DARE you slander our beloved and gentle Pastor like that! I'm for one praying that God sends Negro gangsters to sodomize your family to death while forcing you to watch as punishment for your infernal treatment of a man as pure and innocent of any wrongdoing as Oliver North and Jesus Christ.

[Papa Black]

It seems I'm getting better... yesterday I received only 1 infraction, but worth 1000 points... let's see if I can maintain the momentum.

@Joanna Lytton-Vasey: Cry-baby?!?!?! Really Joanna?!?!?! I was ecstatic with 2 infractions worth 10 points, but with 1 infraction worth 1000 points, you must really like my satirical comments...
Regarding your correction about my English, I just have to say COMPUTER SAYS NO!!!

@James Hutchins: Ohhh damn... hurt your feelings! Sorry mate, it must be something I ate...

@ExGay Alex: Ohh yeah... we know what you want to get "through" Alex!!! "Ex Gay" my ass... Evolving to pedophile, right?!?!?! We know you like young christians boys that pray on their knees... Didn't your mother told you that's a sin, you sodomite???

@Dolores de Barriga: (the name is killing me, I'm starting to believe this is a real Christian site)... Let's get to business... You been here for several months and haven't got any infraction yet??? Don't worry, it takes practice. Keep trying and you will get there.
I don't "ASSUME" anything Dolores, I state facts, but if you want to talk about our ASSES, go ahead and send me a private message. I'm sure we can dig a bigger (ass)hole for me to bury in.
Learn how to write properly?!?!?! Says the person that writes "wnen"?!?!?! Yehhh... I really should take your word for it...
Dolores, I do recognize "American" as an officially recognized dialect of English... I'm just claiming you stained the purity of the English language.


@Brother Jessup: I don't need to stand up to bring you down to your knees, my brother from another mother... How is things going with the IA, really good for your side, right? The U.S. has the strongest military in the world?!?!?!? Don't make me laugh... The U.S. has the biggest military drug addicts in the world, is more accurate!


@Des: "Semantics" Des, that's how it's really spelled... You better take an online course to deal with your issue, mate... Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, you are one of those who believe in creationism?!?!?!? That explains why you can't write well, you're the living proof we descend from apes and probably you are the missing link!!! You have the same IQ that a jellyfish has.

[Papa Black]

Yehhh... I'm on the roll!!! ***more whining about infractions***.

@Des: Damn Des... You really showed your true face with your last reply! I admit, I got goose bumps...
It's not really a dare, you know... ***idle slander about an immaculate True Chrisdtian™ man***.

[Brother Jessup]

Originally Posted by Papa Black

@Brother Jessup: I don't need to stand up to bring you down to your knees, my brother from another mother... How is things going with the IA, really good for your side, right? The U.S. has the strongest military in the world?!?!?!? Don't make me laugh... The U.S. has the biggest military drug addicts in the world, is more accurate!

How dare you sir! You ain't no brother of mine and don't you ever say noth'n bad about my dear old mammie, God rest her soul. She was as close to a saint as they come, that is if I believed in saints at all, which, of course, I certainly do not.

Now listen here boy! If ever you get around to visiting my home state of North Carolina, I'll show you just how hard it is to bring a true white Christian southern man like myself down to his knees! You best be careful not to be mouth'n those kinds of fight'n words up here in God's country or you'll find yourself tar, feathered, and hung out to dry from a North Carolina Red Spruce.

The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken..…..Amen!

[Des]

Originally Posted by Papa Black

@Des: "Semantics" Des, that's how it's really spelled... You better take an online course to deal with your issue, mate

Semitics I said and Semitics I meant. You are arguing for the sake of argument, just like a Semite Joo.