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Default Re: Ask Fr. Tom - 09-21-2007, 05:49 PM

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... Why don't you want to be saved? ...
... and hit the PayPal button again while you're at it, Father M?



1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Ask Fr. Tom - 09-22-2007, 11:35 AM

I'm glad to hear that you were Saved from your previously sinning ways and are on the road to heaven, Ma'am Noddy.

And this lecherous priest would do well to follow your advice and click the paypal button. I do hope he choose to save his soul, not to mention the many young boys he'll go on contaminating if he keeps on like he is!
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Default Re: Ask Fr. Tom - 09-22-2007, 02:46 PM

How do you snap mackerels, and, why would a person even want to do such a silly thing?
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Default Re: Ask Fr. Tom - 09-22-2007, 04:59 PM

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I'm glad to hear that you were Saved from your previously sinning ways and are on the road to heaven, Ma'am Noddy.

And this lecherous priest would do well to follow your advice and click the paypal button. I do hope he choose to save his soul, not to mention the many young boys he'll go on contaminating if he keeps on like he is!
Thank you Miss Maisie, for your kind words!

To think of all those years in a false-church practicing satan's cere-sin-ials, and not even knowing it!

Then all of a sudden the devil got scared and ran for his life, leaving a GODLY HOLE in the head of an unsuspecting noddy, only to be promptly filled with the everlasting peace and light of the living JESUS!

Yes indeed, a HOLE in the head of the papist dog is just what the Lord Jesus commands as well.

Praise!


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1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Ask Fr. Tom - 09-22-2007, 06:11 PM

I have a question for the catholic:

Why do you try to deny that your "church" is a cult of baby-buggering sodomites, when your bling-bling Cathedrals feature massive representations of bruised buttholes:



The perverted minds of the Mary Worshippers never ceases to shock me.


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Default Re: Ask Fr. Tom - 09-27-2007, 03:27 AM

Well *Jeb, it does look kind of like a virgin n*pple - maybe Mary's?


*Learn to spell people's names correctly, toilet mouth!

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Default Re: Ask Fr. Tom - 09-27-2007, 01:28 PM

I knew I should have chose the word BREAST instead
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Default Re: Ask Fr. Tom - 09-27-2007, 04:58 PM

Mr. Tom-Tom,

Should I use a candle to sodmise a young boy before I force myself on him or should I just go right to the ACT of the Apostle directly?

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Default Re: Ask Fr. Tom - 09-28-2007, 02:43 AM

Please forgive this wicked sinner. I'm so thankful there are moderators doing their job on this board and protecting the holy ones here from wicked speech. Sometimes I let my flesh get in the way of my feelings, and I truly apologize. Thank Jesus I have 489 forgivness cards left. Next time if I do slip, I'll make sure to blot out any satanic vowels with the judicious use of the astrisk (like f*ck you *ssh*l*) - just like the moderator did. Again, please forgive.
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Please forgive this wicked sinner. I'm so thankful there are moderators doing their job on this board and protecting the holy ones here from wicked speech. Sometimes I let my flesh get in the way of my feelings, and I truly apologize. Thank Jesus I have 489 forgivness cards left. Next time if I do slip, I'll make sure to blot out any satanic vowels with the judicious use of the astrisk (like f*ck you *ssh*l*) - just like the moderator did. Again, please forgive.
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WARNING: FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS GAPING-BUTTHOLE PORN. NOT SUITABLE FOR FEMALES OR THOSE UNDER 21.

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Why do you try to deny that your "church" is a cult of baby-buggering sodomites, when your bling-bling Cathedrals feature massive representations of bruised buttholes:
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The perverted minds of the Mary Worshippers never ceases to shock me.
You are right on target with these cathylicks and their bling-blings, Brother Jeb. They seem to be trying to attract the feeble minded with their cheap, tawdry, and trivial accoutrements (not to mention the spread of sodomy with their vast array of gay vestments). I have noticed this phenomenon with the increasing number of "wheels" seen on nigra and messican vehicles.

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Where is that reprobate cathylick papist ring kisser anyway? He has not been keeping his pledge to answer questions.


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You are right on target with these cathylicks and their bling-blings, Brother Jeb. They seem to be trying to attract the feeble minded with their cheap, tawdry, and trivial accoutrements (not to mention the spread of sodomy with their vast array of gay vestments). I have noticed this phenomenon with the increasing number of "wheels" seen on nigra and messican vehicles.
I know I'm famous for my innocence and pure mind, but I couldn't see any gaping orifices in those pictures. Just some totally innocent pagan sun-worship symbols of Baal and Ishtar. Between the Catholic sun-worship and the Islamic moon-dogs, they've got a 24-hour rota of blasphemy going!


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Default Re: Ask Fr. Tom - 10-04-2007, 06:12 PM

Hello,

Why don't you have some posts with like gay porn?

This is bull
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Why don't you have some posts with like gay porn?

This is bull
Why, you filthy homer!
Those faggish cathylick idols weren't enough for you, were they?


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Default Re: Ask Fr. Tom - 10-08-2007, 12:16 PM

Where in the Holy Bible does it say that God will bless animals?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Ask Fr. Tom - 10-08-2007, 11:26 PM

Editing my posts? Very smart move... you piffleing fake ass "theologians"
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Default Re: Ask Fr. Tom - 10-09-2007, 04:57 AM

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Editing my posts? Very smart move ... you piffleing fake ass "theologians"
You are new here, and apparently you haven't read THIS!


1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Ask Fr. Tom - 10-09-2007, 05:03 AM

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Editing my posts? Very smart move... you piffleing fake ass "theologians"
There is nothing fake about the Bible, you foul-mouthed excuse for a human. I am a Doctor of Theology. You are probably a junior in high school. Shut up until you learn some respect for your betters or you can play over at the Sesame Street forum with your peers.


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Default Re: Ask Fr. Tom - 10-09-2007, 11:48 AM

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Friend,

I see the good Pastor Al put you on moderation for your blatant anti-Christian hate speech. Jesus is as real as the computer you read this on, I am sure of this like I am sure of my own faith. While you are welcome to post here you are not welcome to post anti-Christian atheist attacks on humble Christians.



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