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Default Re: My father told me that he's gay. - 08-25-2011, 08:35 PM
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Although these specifically speak of worshiping false idols, it can be said that Fags worship not God, they pray at the alter of the anus, the flesh they worship.

Don't pray for fags!
Indeed, it is true that the Bible says not to pray for those who pray to false idols. However, for you to make that link between homosexuality and idolatry requires mental gymnastics, as been seen above. The only link is metaphorical and subjective. You need to read the Bible literally and by itself, and not interject your own interpretations (see 2 Peter 1:20)

Now, the Bible does tell us to pray for those that persecute us, and we can easily say that the Homosexual Agenda is persecuting us. They try to overturn just and fair laws that say marriage is only between a man and a woman, they try to infiltrate our boy scouts, and they ram gay sex down our throats in the movie and music industry.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;


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Default Re: My father told me that he's gay. - 08-25-2011, 09:41 PM
“Therefore, if you bring your gift to the altar, and there you remember that your brother has something against you; leave your gift there before the altar, and go your way; first be reconciled to your brother, and then come and offer your gift.” Matthew 5:23,24

Yes, but if they have something against us, we must not offer our gifts (prayers) to them. Right?
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Default Re: My father told me that he's gay. - 08-25-2011, 10:53 PM
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“Therefore, if you bring your gift to the altar, and there you remember that your brother has something against you; leave your gift there before the altar, and go your way; first be reconciled to your brother, and then come and offer your gift.” Matthew 5:23,24

Yes, but if they have something against us, we must not offer our gifts (prayers) to them. Right?
How does gift = prayer?


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Default Re: My father told me that he's gay. - 08-25-2011, 10:55 PM
gift = prayer?

Sounds like scripture twisting to me.


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Default Re: My father told me that he's gay. - 08-25-2011, 11:38 PM
To some a prayer can be considered a gift.
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Default Re: My father told me that he's gay. - 08-25-2011, 11:43 PM
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To some a prayer can be considered a gift.
Not according to The Bible. Remember that all people are sinners until they are saved, which includes faggots, porn-watchers and masturbators. As you may know, being gay is a choice, and they also have the choice to stop being gay and become Christian instead!
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Not according to The Bible. Remember that all people are sinners until they are saved, which includes faggots, porn-watchers and masturbators. As you may know, being gay is a choice, and they also have the choice to stop being gay and become Christian instead!



Yes. But prayer should truly only be used to ask God to execute HIS own will.

Being a filthy faggot is something that God has afflicted people with! Those vile delusions are a curse from God, and I would not be so presumptuous as to ask God to undo what he has seen fit!

I will pray to God that he does whatever he sees fit to do to this person, if that means God saves the fag and turns him from his vile ways, then so be it. However, God's will may also be to kick that fags ass, make him get AIDs and send his rebellious ass straight to hell, and I will thank him for it.



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Default Re: My father told me that he's gay. - 08-26-2011, 12:11 AM
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Yes. But prayer should truly only be used to ask God to execute HIS own will.
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Default Re: My father told me that he's gay. - 08-26-2011, 12:40 AM
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Yes. But prayer should truly only be used to ask God to execute HIS own will.

Being a filthy faggot is something that God has afflicted people with! Those vile delusions are a curse from God, and I would not be so presumptuous as to ask God to undo what he has seen fit!

I will pray to God that he does whatever he sees fit to do to this person, if that means God saves the fag and turns him from his vile ways, then so be it. However, God's will may also be to kick that fags ass, make him get AIDs and send his rebellious ass straight to hell, and I will thank him for it.



God bless America, amen.
You know, I've had just about enough of you young man. Flitting about our forums spouting nothing but hatred here and hatred there. I suggest you read my private message before things get worse, for you.

In any event, Jesus Christ saves. Scripture tells us such.

Romans 10:13 "For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved."

This includes "filthy faggots". Twenty years of my life spent impaled on the man steel of strangers, I was as queer as they come. The drugs, homelessness, disease, despair and loneliness of being a fag, I know all too well. All the result of my decision to be a sissy.

But then I turned to Jesus and the Holy Bible.

If not for the prayers of Christian men that held my hand in prayer instead of yet another homo holding my privates, I would likely have perished by now.

If God can save a reprobate like me, He can save anyone. Please keep this in mind and be kind. Always ask yourself if Jesus would approve of your post before you click "submit".

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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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Default Re: My father told me that he's gay. - 08-26-2011, 11:16 AM
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To some a prayer can be considered a gift.
Yes, to some one word can mean anything he wants it to believe.

What would a child say the scripture you quoted meant? Leaving a gift at the altar means just that. God commanding you to go and sort out your differences with your brother before you do that has nothing whatever to do with whether God wants you to pray for gays or not.

21Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment: 22But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire

“Therefore, if you bring your gift to the altar, and there you remember that your brother has something against you; leave your gift there before the altar, and go your way; first be reconciled to your brother, and then come and offer your gift.” Matthew 5:23,24

25Agree with thine adversary quickly, whiles thou art in the way with him; lest at any time the adversary deliver thee to the judge, and the judge deliver thee to the officer, and thou be cast into prison. 26Verily I say unto thee, Thou shalt by no means come out thence, till thou hast paid the uttermost farthing.

Funny how things look in context, no?


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Default Re: My father told me that he's gay. - 09-18-2011, 11:55 AM
hahahahahahaahhaha. I'm surprised you idiots even know how to use the internet. Choose to be gay? I don't remember choosing to be straight. I couldn't get a hardon for a dude if i had a gun to my head and its certainly not because of my love for some fake deity a bunch of retards came up with 2000 years ago. If i could i'd piffle a dude right now just to piss the lot of you off I would. But as it so happens the thought grosses me out. Lucky for you guys! I must have chosen that at somepoint....funny I can't remember doing it.

I invite all of you to prey for my eternal damnation. Have fun with your piffleed up sick fantasies of this god free man burning forever.

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I'm surprised you idiots even know how to use the internet .
It toke me a while but I soon managed it.

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Choose to be gay? I don't remember choosing to be straight.
I choose to be straight. When I see a naked man I do not try to pervert myself with thoughts of him in a sexual manner. A fag (for lack of a better word) chooses to twist their vision to see something 'sexy'.

Some people have a harder problem with this- the devil is trying really hard to convert them to his side of faggotry (for lack of a better word). They is no such thing as a gay man but just men for are weak and succumb to Satan's desires easily. That's why most gay men are sissies.

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I couldn't get a hardon for a dude if i had a gun to my head and its certainly not because of my love for some fake deity a bunch of retards came up with 2000 years ago.
Your run-on sentences and lack of punctuation is making me feel uncomfortable.


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If i could i'd piffle a dude right now just to piss the lot of you off I would.
And you call yourself straight!

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But as it so happens the thought grosses me out.
-says something very gay hinting at a lust for men-
-says that he isn't gay-

You're sending me mixed messages. Are you coming on to me?

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Lucky for you guys! I must have chosen that at somepoint....funny I can't remember doing it.
Either that or you are refusing to admit your sickness.

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I invite all of you to prey for my eternal damnation. Have fun with your piffleed up sick fantasies of this god free man burning forever.
I will prey that you get rid of your perverted thoughts, find Jesus and love God.

If not then I will prey you will realize how wrong you were in Hell.
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Default Re: My father told me that he's gay. - 09-18-2011, 07:08 PM
Hail, puny humans! I am G.O.D., your omnipotent savior! My son, the not-so-successful carpenter, martyred himself for your sins and came back from the dead as a zombie to eat the ungrateful bastards who refused to believe him!
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Hail, puny humans! I am G.O.D., your omnipotent savior! My son, the not-so-successful carpenter, martyred himself for your sins and came back from the dead as a zombie to eat the ungrateful bastards who refused to believe him!
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Default Re: My father told me that he's gay. - 09-18-2011, 07:21 PM
Fool! You shall fear the awesome wrath of G.O.D.! Whether it be today, or at your second cousin's wedding! You shall see, you shall all see!
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Default Re: My father told me that he's gay. - 09-18-2011, 08:23 PM
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Fool! You shall fear the awesome wrath of G.O.D.! Whether it be today, or at your second cousin's wedding! You shall see, you shall all see!
Seeing as you put a period after each letter in G.O.D. it infers a word for each letter.

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Default Re: My father told me that he's gay. - 09-19-2011, 02:31 AM
Beanofhope, I believe your father is playing a joke on you. There's no way he is gay, it's impossible. Just look at the facts! Queers cannot reproduce since men cannot have children. So how do you think you got here?

Don't feel bad about being tricked. Sometimes I don't always see things right away either!

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Default Re: My father told me that he's gay. - 09-19-2011, 05:56 AM
Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

Leviticus 20:13 " If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

Exodus 20:5 "Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;"

For a man to lie with another man is clearly an abomination. To commit abomination is to hate God. God visits the iniquity of the fathers on upon the sons. Therefore, your father is going to be punished for his sins and you..well....sorry to say, but you are also most likely a homer and will be punished as well.

Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?

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Default Re: My father told me that he's gay. - 09-19-2011, 10:46 PM
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Fool! You shall fear the awesome wrath of G.O.D.! Whether it be today, or at your second cousin's wedding! You shall see, you shall all see!
Oh my! Dear god. I've been busy these past two days and missed you. And now you have been banished. What next? Are you going to steal a starship?

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Default Re: My father told me that he's gay. - 09-19-2011, 11:09 PM
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Beanofhope, I believe your father is playing a joke on you. There's no way he is gay, it's impossible. Just look at the facts! Queers cannot reproduce since men cannot have children. So how do you think you got here?

Don't feel bad about being tricked. Sometimes I don't always see things right away either!
It's a fact that playing gay and even bisexual is very fashionable these days with teens and the college bound. For this reason my dearly protected homeschooled children will never go to college. My boys will work hard honestly, and my daughter is preparing herself for wifehood and motherhood to a Godly man one day. Anyway, perhaps the OP's father is simply having a midlife crisis and rather than purchasing a sporty car, he decided to play like a teenager. I would watch for unfamiliar teens and boys in your neighborhood, he could be luring them with candy and gameboys. In any case, he is most definitely confused and the adversary has a tight grip on him. But our LORD is stronger than ANY grip Satan can have! Glory Hallelujah! Pray for him without ceasing! Pray with the faith that moves mountains and if you truly have faith in God, He will hear your prayer and be merciful with your father! He will turn your father's gay eyes away from the boys he wants to abuse! A whole new generation of boys in your neighborhood can be spared from becoming faggots themselves if you pray hard and pray with faith that the LORD your God will deliver your father from the clutches of Satan!
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