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Default Why hello there! The following information about myself is true. - 07-16-2015, 05:45 AM
Hi. My name is Ruth Townsen and I am yes a Christian.
A few facts about myself
Favorite song: The World Is Ugly
Favorite colour: Sky blue (I look best in blue)
Favorite thing to do: I draw cartoon characters quite a bit.
Nickname: Ruthless G.
other things that will never change
I am a proud member of the Nerd Herd
Comic books are awesome
I am a whovian (watcher and fan of Doctor Who)
I spell things in the brittish way. I don't know why but I do.
God comes first, then family, then art, the music, then friends (new and old), then myself, then the rest of the general population.

My screen name is because at some point after Jesus saves the worthy the sun will expand and evaperate all of Earth's oceans and burn the world.
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Default Re: Why hello there! The following information about myself is true. - 07-16-2015, 05:59 AM
Sexuality: Heterosexual because I find boys attractive and have every intent on marrying one!
Purity: waiting for marriage
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Default Re: Why hello there! The following information about myself is true. - 07-16-2015, 06:39 AM
Welcome, young lady! It's nice to see a wholesome Christian youth such as yourself. Please let me know of anything I can do to make your time here more pleasant. You neglected to mention which denomination you follow and which church you attend. Surely you are a Baptist.

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Default Re: Why hello there! The following information about myself is true. - 07-16-2015, 06:59 AM
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Welcome, young lady! It's nice to see a wholesome Christian youth such as yourself. Please let me know of anything I can do to make your time here more pleasant. You neglected to mention which denomination you follow and which church you attend. Surely you are a Baptist.
Thank you very much for welcoming me! I'm sorry I didn't mention my chruch and denomination. Yes ma'am I am Baptist and I go to First Baptist Church in San Fransisco, CA.

In truth I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. The people are always so kind to me and the weather is perfect! Sunny and 70 almost every day!
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Default Re: Why hello there! The following information about myself is true. - 07-16-2015, 07:03 AM
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I spell things in the brittish way. I don't know why but I do.
You don't, you know. You really don't. Not just there, but elsewhere in your post, repeatedly. However, it is a good thing that you don't - why would you want to do that?

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Default Re: Why hello there! The following information about myself is true. - 07-16-2015, 07:08 AM
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You don't, you know. You really don't. Not just there, but elsewhere in your post, repeatedly. However, it is a good thing that you don't - why would you want to do that?

Tell us more about your walk with Christ. What is your favorite Bible verse?
Oh my favorite verse is Proverbs 15 "A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger."
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Default Re: Why hello there! The following information about myself is true. - 07-16-2015, 07:15 AM
There is also Proverbs 15:8 The sacrifice of the wicked is an abomination to the Lord: but the prayer of the upright is his delight.
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Default Re: Why hello there! The following information about myself is true. - 07-16-2015, 07:56 AM
Proverbs 15:2 is a particular favorite of mine.

The tongue of the wise useth knowledge aright: but the mouth of fools poureth out foolishness.

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Default Re: Why hello there! The following information about myself is true. - 07-16-2015, 08:14 AM
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Proverbs 15:2 is a particular favorite of mine.

The tongue of the wise useth knowledge aright: but the mouth of fools poureth out foolishness.
Very true!
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Oh my favorite verse is Proverbs 15 "A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger."
If you did spell things the British way you would use favourite, rather than favorite.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Grammar Nazi Re: Why hello there! The following information about myself is true. - 07-16-2015, 10:20 AM
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If you did spell things the British way you would use favourite, rather than favorite.
That was what I was referring to in my post No. 5, Dr Niles. She spells favorite correctly no less than 3 times in her very first post!

But thank you for "spelling it out" for her, if you'll forgive the pun.

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Purity: waiting for marriage
As the father of a daughter, I am interested in this? Did you go to a Purity Ball with your father? Did you make a Purity Pledge? If so, could you please tell us all about this. I find it fascinating, and can't wait until I can take my adolescent daughter out on a date.

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Default Re: Why hello there! The following information about myself is true. - 07-16-2015, 05:33 PM
Welcome, Ruth! It's lovely to see another Baptist girl here! You are in San Francisco, ugh, that area is so full of liberals! I'm down south, in the Rancho Santa Fe area, why not you let me know when, so you can visit! Your interest in comic books and Doctor who alarms me, do you not know Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."?

Yours in Christ,
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Default Re: Why hello there! The following information about myself is true. - 07-16-2015, 10:30 PM
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Welcome, Ruth! It's lovely to see another Baptist girl here! You are in San Francisco, ugh, that area is so full of liberals! I'm down south, in the Rancho Santa Fe area, why not you let me know when, so you can visit! Your interest in comic books and Doctor who alarms me, do you not know Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."?

Yours in Christ,
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Thank you for welcoming me! San Francisco is actually quite lovely if you live closer to Napa vally! Very rural and quiet, and not to mention beautiful! God really made a lovely area. . People that go up there are very kind and helpful. Yes, there are a lot of librals there. If you just stay clear of the parades and don't say anything to them like "'Enjoy' your sinful life." sarcasticly, then they don't really get onto you. You really have to blame the parents for not teaching them the way of the lord. I will surely let you know if I am coming! I would love to meet you.
Being a cartoonist, I usually like comic books for the art style really nothing more. [pornographic ranting and raving deleted to protect imperssionable Christian children]
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Default Re: Why hello there! The following information about myself is true. - 07-16-2015, 10:35 PM
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As the father of a daughter, I am interested in this? Did you go to a Purity Ball with your father? Did you make a Purity Pledge? If so, could you please tell us all about this. I find it fascinating, and can't wait until I can take my adolescent daughter out on a date.
I haven't I am sorry! Will you please discribe your experiance once you go? I am sure she is exited as well or at least appreciates that you are allowing her to go.
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