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Default The Truth About Birth Control: What Liberals Won't Tell You - 02-04-2013, 01:38 AM

Ladies, did you know as much as 50% of all fertilized eggs in women fail to implant in the uterus, and no pregnancy occurs? The LORD, in His infinite wisdom, decides which little souls shall continue to live to reach childhood, and which shall spend all eternity punished for various sins (Exodus 20:5; Numbers 14:18; John 3:18). He has created the female human body to shed its uterine lining as it would during any menstrual cycle when this occurs, and the fertilized egg goes along with it. Oftentimes, a woman never knows she had a little baby to begin with. This can happen to any woman at any time; every fertilized egg does not result in implantation. Because this is a part of God's plan, it is good.

However, for women who take birth control, this perfect plan is disrupted. Instead of being flushed down, tiny little dead babies hang around, embedded into the lining of a woman's womb. Talk show host Kevin Swanson has it on good authority that what liberals tell you about birth control is a lie. Some doctors he's spoken to believe that if you take birth control, tiny little dead babies are simply hanging around, embedded into the lining of your womb. During a recent radio show, Mr. Swanson revealed this hidden agenda the liberals won't tell you.
I’m beginning to get some evidence from certain doctors and certain scientists that have done research on women’s wombs after they’ve gone through the surgery, and they’ve compared the wombs of women who were on the birth control pill to those who were not on the birth control pill. And they have found that with women who are on the birth control pill, there are these little tiny fetuses, these little babies, that are embedded into the womb. They’re just like dead babies. They’re on the inside of the womb. And these wombs of women who have been on the birth control pill effectively have become graveyards for lots and lots of little babies.
As host to a radio show that is "the world’s largest homeschooling and Biblical worldview program that reaches families across the US and in over 80 countries," Mr. Swanson is courageous to expose this fabrication of so-called medical "science." In this "Obama Nation" [abomination], he has a lot to loose for coming out on the side of Truth.

Ladies, do you want to be responsible for ending the life of hundreds of children? Do you really want to tell God that He is wrong, that you know best who ought to live and who ought to die?

What does the Holy Bible say?

The Holy Bible tells us that God knows us before He forms us in the womb.

Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee,
and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations Jeremiah 1:5


God's Word speaks of His active role in our creation and formation in the womb.

For thou hast possessed my reins: thou hast covered me in my mother's womb.
I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.
My substance was not hid from thee, when I was made in secret, and curiously wrought in the lowest parts of the earth.
Thine eyes did see my substance, yet being unperfect; and in thy book all my members were written, which in continuance were fashioned, when as yet there was none of them.
Psalm 139:13-16


To make a graveyard of one's uterus is to mock the LORD, to ridicule His Sovereignty. It is to laugh at the cross where the Jesus hung for our sins.


Women who use birth control laugh at the death of children


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Default Re: The Truth About Birth Control: What Liberals Won't Tell You - 02-04-2013, 02:50 AM

This must explain why women always drive alone in the commuter lane in big cities like Jew York City.


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Default Re: The Truth About Birth Control: What Liberals Won't Tell You - 02-04-2013, 03:45 AM

So if these women take the pill, and then have a baby later in life, could that baby be born with a dead fetus stuck to its head?


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So if these women take the pill, and then have a baby later in life, could that baby be born with a dead fetus stuck to its head?
I've heard of women coughing so hard they cough a little fetus-baby right into their hands.





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So if these women take the pill, and then have a baby later in life, could that baby be born with a dead fetus stuck to its head?
Apparently. Or internally.
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It soon became apparent that the association of conjoined twins and their parasites with fetuses in fetu, acardiacs, and teratomas was more frequent than could be attributed to chance.
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Default Re: The Truth About Birth Control: What Liberals Won't Tell You - 03-26-2013, 01:09 PM

Women who use birth control are not only murderers, but they're sluts and whores too. When did the Lord ever give women a choice over what they say or do? I avoid women on birth control like sodomites and lepors.
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Women who use birth control are not only murderers, but they're sluts and whores too. When did the Lord ever give women a choice over what they say or do? I avoid women on birth control like sodomites and lepors.
Very true, I remember my sister finding birth control in her daughters room. Her daughter claimed it was to "cure acne"

Didn't surprise me when daughter had to come forward and admit she was pregnant a couple of months later. Fortunately the boyfriend did the right thing, which is incredibly rare these days.


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Default Re: The Truth About Birth Control: What Liberals Won't Tell You - 03-26-2013, 11:24 PM

Liebrals are a funny bunch. They claim to be pro-equality and endlessly chant how we are all equal and YET they have a problem with procreation!

The filthy scum!
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"Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?
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Thank you as always for your insightful and well-researched reading matter. I now fear that, as a widow, my lady parts may be nothing but a giant graveyard of poor unborn babies. I am moved to tears!

Are any holy men on here trained in the art of unborn baby removal services? I have repeatedly asked on these forums for help with casting out demons (preferably on Skype or using AOL) but haven't received any guidance yet. Perhaps I could get down over my web cam in front of some righteous holy man (Pastor ZEKE, do you hear me!) and he could pray the souls of those little lost souls to salvation. Oh I am distrawt! Save the little children! I need some of God's special brand of Summer's Eve blessings up my lady parts!


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Default Re: The Truth About Birth Control: What Liberals Won't Tell You - 04-02-2013, 06:22 AM

Usually I support someones right to believe whatever they want to believe, but this information is dangerous.

Girls reading this, go contact Planned Parenthood and get some real information.

The best way to stop abortions is contraception, so I don't understand why you're so anti-contraception. Oh and before you use that "Onan" excuse on me, read the whole story. God punished him for refusing to give his brother an heir, NOT for using the pull-out method.

In this day and age, marrying your sister-in-law is frowned on.
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...In this day and age, marrying your sister-in-law is frowned on.
Why would it be wrong? There's no blood relationship (if there was, her marrying your brother in the first place would be wrong). The only possible objection (now) would be bigamy.


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Girls reading this, go contact Planned Parenthood and get some real information.
Why not just send them straight to SATAN for all the good that would do them! The only information they will get from Planned Parenthood is how to buy a one-way ticket to hell!

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Why would it be wrong? There's no blood relationship (if there was, her marrying your brother in the first place would be wrong). The only possible objection (now) would be bigamy.
I didn't say there was anything wrong with it. But do you know of a situation where someone married their sister-in-law in order to provide their dead brother with an heir?

I said it would be frowned on, as in not socially acceptable. Lots of stuff is frowned on by society for no other reason than social bias.
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Default Re: The Truth About Birth Control: What Liberals Won't Tell You - 04-16-2013, 04:08 PM

Thank you Sister Mary for bringing attention to this truth! Ladies, the Devil himself has sent us birth control to create havoc in our wombs! The corpses hanging in the wombs of liberal trash are ripe for the possessing of devils. These devils lead to the plagues of genital warts, The Herpes and a myriad of flesh eating hoo-ha diseases. Do not assume you can "take control" of your own body by ingesting baby killing supplements. You will just be aiding the Liberal Agenda in letting Satan control you!
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And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Thank you Sister Mary for bringing attention to this truth! Ladies, the Devil himself has sent us birth control to create havoc in our wombs! The corpses hanging in the wombs of liberal trash are ripe for the possessing of devils. These devils lead to the plagues of genital warts, The Herpes and a myriad of flesh eating hoo-ha diseases. Do not assume you can "take control" of your own body by ingesting baby killing supplements. You will just be aiding the Liberal Agenda in letting Satan control you!
Here is a picture of a LIEbral womb...
It makes me wonder how any women are able to fulfill their wifely duties with all THAT going on downstairs! Poor husbands must be so uncomfortable.


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Default Re: The Truth About Birth Control: What Liberals Won't Tell You - 04-17-2013, 03:16 PM

My main thought on this topic:

What husband would allow a woman to go to a doctor and ask for this devil pill??

As a man hoping to soon be married, I would never allow my wife to attend any medical appointment on her own. That is my property, and only GOD and I will have the say in what will happen with her body. Not some "Medical doctor" Who probably can't tell you the difference between a faggot and a straight man. Some "Disease identifyer"

Bottom line, If your wife can slip away long enough to get this pill, then you and she better both be on your knees begging for forgivness.

Can anyone think of a proper punishment for such an act?


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My main thought on this topic:

What husband would allow a woman to go to a doctor and ask for this devil pill??

As a man hoping to soon be married, I would never allow my wife to attend any medical appointment on her own. That is my property, and only GOD and I will have the say in what will happen with her body. Not some "Medical doctor" Who probably can't tell you the difference between a faggot and a straight man. Some "Disease identifyer"

Bottom line, If your wife can slip away long enough to get this pill, then you and she better both be on your knees begging for forgivness.

Can anyone think of a proper punishment for such an act?
Well, think, what's the appropriate action to take in punishing someone for abortion? Stoning, obviously, for murder.

"If men strive, and hurt a women with foal, so that her fruit depart from her, and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges determine. And if any mischief follow, then thou shalt give life for life" (Ex.21:22-23).


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Default Re: The Truth About Birth Control: What Liberals Won't Tell You - 04-17-2013, 10:17 PM

I always thought that "the pill" was a little PAC man demon that ate the little babies inside a woman. I am not a scientist but that's what I teach my daughters.


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I always thought that "the pill" was a little PAC man demon that ate the little babies inside a woman. I am not a scientist but that's what I teach my daughters.
Would that make the ghosts the Holy Spirit? I'm not trying to promote video games but I was an avid little gaming sloth back in my days before my Johnathan showed me the way of the Lord. Praise HIM! But It was just a silly little idea.


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