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Re: Cure For AIDS -
02-17-2007, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Lone Wolf
Do you realise that the AIDS virus cannot be cured? The only reason the deaths went up is because the disease spread. In the 1980's the disease was just starting to be recognized. It really is sad that you can't understand the basic concept of a viral infection, AIDS cannot be cured (so far) it doesn't matter what your religion is, you could be Catholic, Mormon, Methodist, Baptist, Buddhist, Jew, Chistian, Atheist anything! A Virus infects all no matter what you are. The flames of War burn all just the same. You say praying to Jesus is the Cure? Well if Jesus got AIDS he would die just like us. It's a terrible incurable disease, don't underestimate it.
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Friend, in Jesus' time there was no cure for leprosy, but He still managed it. And given that Baptists don't commit sodomy, fornicate with negroes, or shoot heroin, would you care to explain exactly how we would get infected in the first place?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Cure For AIDS -
02-17-2007, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
would you care to explain exactly how we would get infected in the first place?
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The disease is hard to trace, much like head lice. Although I have heared it came from Africa, apparently the monkeys there had a strange disease, none new it at the time but people sometimes eat monkeys over there, the natives eat the disease monkeys and get the virus, then they pass it on by sex, how it got to America? Probably imigrants or an American got the disease from there and brought it over here. Americans still didn't know much about it, they said that it was a curse from God to gays, Magic Johnson (Pro basketball player) Changed that. He revealed to the public that he had sex with a female prostitute, and contracted AIDS. The public at the time was shocked, they now had a fear that an incurable disease that infects everybody is at loose. Later on, they figured out how the disease is spread. Now people are a little more reasured, but people in Africa don't know much about it, and they are getting hit the hardest.
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Re: Cure For AIDS -
02-17-2007, 09:09 PM
I was going to make the exact same point, Brother T. Those of us who have heart conditions (it's easy to become overenthusiastic about the wonderful bounty of fried food with which Jesus has blessed us) also do not receive treatment from clinics where sodomites and coloreds congregate, so we can be sure the blood we receive is as pure as that of Christ Himself—well, almost as pure.
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Re: Cure For AIDS -
02-18-2007, 02:00 AM
Here are two more facts about AIDS:
#1) No one can get rid of it. Some homers and nigras have been able to delay their unspeakably horrible death by taking massive amounts of drugs, but no one has been able to alter God's gift to sodomites, and they never will.
#2) In the history of Mankind, not one True Christian has ever contracted AIDS. Not one.
Now, won't you accept Jesus and give up your hateful, perverted lifestyle?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Cure For AIDS -
02-18-2007, 02:11 AM
EXPECT A MIRACLE!! Jesus CAN and WILL cure AIDS but ONLY if a SINFUL SODOMITE turns to the Lord!!
Praise God!! HE is the ONLY answer and the ONLY CURE!!
REPENT HOMERS AND SODOMITES WITH HIVe!!
Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
"Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Cure For AIDS -
02-18-2007, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Lone Wolf
The disease is hard to trace, much like head lice. Although I have heared it came from Africa, apparently the monkeys there had a strange disease, none new it at the time but people sometimes eat monkeys over there, the natives eat the disease monkeys and get the virus, then they pass it on by sex, how it got to America? Probably imigrants or an American got the disease from there and brought it over here. Americans still didn't know much about it, they said that it was a curse from God to gays, Magic Johnson (Pro basketball player) Changed that. He revealed to the public that he had sex with a female prostitute, and contracted AIDS. The public at the time was shocked, they now had a fear that an incurable disease that infects everybody is at loose. Later on, they figured out how the disease is spread. Now people are a little more reasured, but people in Africa don't know much about it, and they are getting hit the hardest.
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So I pointed out that AIDS only affects homers, negroes and druggies, and you rebut that by pointing out that, although it mostly affects homers, lots of negroes suffer it as well? Friend, we do not engage in sodomy or fornicate with Africans, basketball players or prostitutes, so how on earth could we contract it?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Cure For AIDS -
02-18-2007, 04:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Friend, we do not engage in sodomy or fornicate with Africans, basketball players or prostitutes, so how on earth could we contract it?
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Apparently, he thinks we have head lice?!
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