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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-16-2012, 08:14 AM
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Not really. What I'd say to back myself up might just be taken out of context and be misinterpreted the heck out of since, I'll be very honest and in no way am I trying to offend anyone by saying this, sometimes it seems like some want an argument rather than having a discussion.
It also feels like the headline you're labeled with depends on what reaction you'd get. If you're "unsaved" for example, people would automatically assume (a detestable word) that what you're saying is bad and needs to be proven wrong. Whereas a "true Christian" would be left alone and seen as someone with good humor. Trying not to generalize, here, but it's just what it feels like. If this is incorrect, PLEASE guide me to the right answer, so the mistake will be much harder to make in the future.
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It's all me me me, meemie. Not a word about Jesus and how He loves us but hates sinners and unbelievers and will burn them for all eternity. Not a word of praise for His temporary death so you might be saved from doing things it would never occur to you all by yourself that they were wrong. I mean, who knew that even looking on a woman with lust was the same as adultery without Jesus?
Open yourself wide and receive the love inside you.
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-16-2012, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
It's all me me me, meemie. Not a word about Jesus and how He loves us but hates sinners and unbelievers and will burn them for all eternity. Not a word of praise for His temporary death so you might be saved from doing things it would never occur to you all by yourself that they were wrong. I mean, who knew that even looking on a woman with lust was the same as adultery without Jesus?
Open yourself wide and receive the love inside you.
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That actually did help, thank you. Yes, it's not all me me me (ironically), but it did sound like it and will be worked on. Although you didn't say what I wanted to know, but it can slide since that was something a Christian needs to hear from time to time. It counts. Jesus never let frustration take over (if at all possible) and neither should any of us. Sin is very easily committed that way.
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-16-2012, 10:06 AM
Still not one word of praise for Jesus!
It's the Sabbath as well.
Come soon, please, Jesus, and judge these dreadful sinners (so full of their own importance) and gather us, your true worshippers, to you to rejoice in Heaven while they scream in everlasting torment. In your love.
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-16-2012, 10:09 AM
It’s obvious that no evidence can be presented to support the (somewhat retarded) statement that gingers have souls. Not a single reference has been made to the Bible proving the antagonists correct.
Everybody that has ever met a ginger knows that they are nothing but empty vessels. You can make them do simple things in a robotic fashion, like watching TV, typewriting or even fetching things when prompted to do so. These are all skills that they share with other soulless mammals, like dogs or badgers.
One of my colleagues at work is a ginger. When I ask her if she loves Jesus, she just gives me an empty look back, as if she was re-booting or something. Then she returns to playing Farmville on Facebook.
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-16-2012, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Still not one word of praise for Jesus!
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Praise Jesus.
Commended a quality Jesus had, and that was His patience. I take it a louder mention is preferred.
Thank you, Christ, for displaying such impeccable patience and self-control in the face of sinners. That and all the virtues of great importance, with love, discipline, and righteousness. If everyone was like you, the world would be a better place.
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-16-2012, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by meemie;
Thank you, Christ, for displaying such impeccable patience and self-control in the face of sinners. That and all the virtues of great importance, with love, discipline, and righteousness. If everyone was like you, the world would be a better place.
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How dare you!
Nobody else could be like Jesus. It's Godmockers like you that are sending this country down the drain!
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-16-2012, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by meemie
Praise Jesus.
Commended a quality Jesus had, and that was His patience. I take it a louder mention is preferred.
Thank you, Christ, for displaying such impeccable patience and self-control in the face of sinners. That and all the virtues of great importance, with love, discipline, and righteousness. If everyone was like you, the world would be a better place.
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But that's a simple lie. Jesus pretty much spent His entire time going round being utterly intolerant of the status quo and showing barely any patience for stupid questions. I said for you to praise Jesus, not make stuff up about Him so he sounds like a gay hippie.
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-16-2012, 10:34 AM
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Praise Jesus.
Commended a quality Jesus had, and that was His patience. I take it a louder mention is preferred.
Thank you, Christ, for displaying such impeccable patience and self-control in the face of sinners. That and all the virtues of great importance, with love, discipline, and righteousness. If everyone was like you, the world would be a better place.
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If Jesus was coming at you with one of these that He made earlier them you might disagree with your silly statement. Jesus could kick ass when needed.
John 2:15
And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;
Glory!
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-16-2012, 11:15 AM
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Nobody else could be like Jesus.
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Well of course not. The "if" was used along the common lines of "if only. but sadly it's not possible."
Whether I'm a Godmocker or not (which I'm not), telling that to one person won't change the millions of atheists out there. Your intentions are well, and praise Jesus for that, but this is a person who's already been trying to change their ways for awhile, although it might not seem like it. I came seeking guidance, got lost for some time, and now have been blessed by yours and Redeemed Papist's efforts that are not going to waste. Can't say I blame either of you for getting impatient since you get crazy nuts for new members to deal with quite often.
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
But that's a simple lie. Jesus pretty much spent His entire time going round being utterly intolerant of the status quo and showing barely any patience for stupid questions. I said for you to praise Jesus, not make stuff up about Him so he sounds like a gay hippie.
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Thanks for clearing that part up. From His point of view, a society He was forced to put up with like that would get on anybody's nerves if they were Saved. Would God even be able to put up with that for long?
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-16-2012, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by rapeunsel
It’s obvious that no evidence can be presented to support the (somewhat retarded) statement that gingers have souls. Not a single reference has been made to the Bible proving the antagonists correct...
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Hi, rapeusnow. I think you've misunderstood the situation slightly. As I am not a True Christian™, it doesn't really matter to me where the evidence comes from. The KJV Bible would be best in these circumstances, of course, but failing that, any writings, sacred or not, from any faith tradition, even secular sources, would be considered.
So anyone listening in, who has extra-Biblical evidence that gingers have souls but has been wary of introducing it here for fear of the mockery, disdain, and turd flinging that would ensue, fear not, for Pastor Ezekiel himself has given special dispensation for discussion of this topic to include ANY source, including (gasp) science!
Bring it on!
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-16-2012, 05:46 PM
In the Godless Netherlands these soulless creatures meet annually:
Look how the paleness fo Death is upon them - see how they lack animation: the very definition of 'soullessness'.
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-16-2012, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
In the Godless Netherlands these soulless creatures meet annually:
Look how the paleness fo Death is upon them - see how they lack animation: the very definition of 'soullessness'.
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I've just been sick in my mouth.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-16-2012, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Pastor Ezekiel himself has given special dispensation for discussion of this topic to include ANY source, including (gasp) science!
Bring it on!
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Didymus, are you up for a little side wager? I'm betting that nobody will be able to provide evidence that gingers have souls.
I'm willing to put up my Dusty Rose (not pink) Prius against your . . . um . . . what do you drive?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-16-2012, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Didymus, are you up for a little side wager? I'm betting that nobody will be able to provide evidence that gingers have souls...
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Really, Rev.? You think I'd take a bet that someone will prove gingers have souls?
Anyways, I just got a PM from Pastor Zeke. He says that if anyone proves (beyond a reasonable doubt), using any source, that gingers have souls, not only does Landover get dismantled and sold off piecemeal, the person who supplies the proof also gets your Prius, FREE.
You heard right, people: prove gingers have souls, and GET A FREE CAR! Sorry about the color, but hey it's free and gets great mileage...
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-16-2012, 10:23 PM
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Really, Rev.? You think I'd take a bet that someone will prove gingers have souls?
Anyways, I just got a PM from Pastor Zeke. He says that if anyone proves (beyond a reasonable doubt), using any source, that gingers have souls, not only does Landover get dismantled and sold off piecemeal, the person who supplies the proof also gets your Prius, FREE.
You heard right, people: prove gingers have souls, and GET A FREE CAR! Sorry about the color, but hey it's free and gets great mileage...
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It's nice for him to make that offer, Didy, but I think he may be yanking your chain. The Dusty Rose (not pink) Prius belongs to Second Baptist, not Landover. It can only transfer title with the approval of the Board of Directors, and it'd have to be traded for something of equal value, or at least that looks less sissy-fied out of place on my truck stop ministry.
And of course I already had Zeke's people tell me what you drive. And send a picture.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-21-2012, 11:14 AM
Friends, I've got it! I believe nobody has stepped up to the plate for the simple reason that they could not thing of a way of proving, nor disproving, the notion that a read-headed person had a soul.
Fortunately, one Dr. Duncan MacDougall has posthumously come to our rescue!
By weighing dying people right before, and then right after, the moment of death, he proved conclusively that the human soul weighs 21 grams!
Now then, all we need to do is weigh a ginger before and after said ginger has been slain! What could be simpler?
I look forward to finally seeing this controversy put to rest once and for all.
As the atheists like to exclaim on Facebook...
"SCIENCE!"
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-21-2012, 12:36 PM
If gingers don't have a soul, how else could they burn in the lake of fire after they died?
Or does the body also goes to hell (as described in Matthew 5:29 - 29
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
I am puzzled.
YIC,
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-21-2012, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Philemon
If gingers don't have a soul, how else could they burn in the lake of fire after they died?
Or does the body also goes to hell (as described in Matthew 5:29 - 29
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
I am puzzled.
YIC,
Philemon
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Read Revelation 20-22.
You will learn that God will resurrect all humans from unknowing death (Ecclesiastes 9:5) to immortal, perfect bodies. Then, He will cast all the nonbelievers and sinners of all stripes into His Lake of Fire and burn them alive forever.
Now, please continue your research into proving that gingers have souls.
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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-24-2012, 04:51 AM
Um that is unfortunately a man i am deeply ashamed to say
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-24-2012, 05:38 AM
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Um that is unfortunately a man i am deeply ashamed to say
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Hi, Justin. Who are you talking to/about? If you use the "Quote" button (at the bottom right of each post) it will be a lot clearer.
If you're talking about Carrot Top, why does it make you "deeply ashamed" that he has (I am assuming, I must admit) at least one Y chromosome?
Back to the topic (thread derailments are not looked on kindly here): do you claim to have evidence that gingers have souls?
Your user name implies that you are at most 15 years old. The registration agreement you electronically signed to create your account states that you must be 18 or over to post here, sorry. Sweet Baby Jesus hates liars, you know (bahahahaha I still can't say that with a straight face ).
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