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  • #16
    Re: Unicorns

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    The print is much better, thank you. Nope, those are not true depictions of Unicorns. Unicorns have super strength and must be huge!

    Numbers 23:22 tells us just how strong they are!

    23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

    OK, I was unsure. Is it still alright for my husband to buy them for me? I mean I still love them and think they're cute?

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    • #17
      Re: Unicorns

      Originally posted by SavedSinceIwas12 View Post
      OK, I was unsure. Is it still alright for my husband to buy them for me? I mean I still love them and think they're cute?
      Do you pray to them? Do you waste valuable time looking at them when you could be cooking, cleaning, or giving birth?
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #18
        Re: Unicorns

        Originally posted by SavedSinceIwas12 View Post
        OK, I was unsure. Is it still alright for my husband to buy them for me? I mean I still love them and think they're cute?
        The problem is with (a) the “cuteness” and (b) that it might be a graven image.
        In the first case, the toy would be a misrepresentation of The Lord’s Creation:

        Isa:34:7: And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

        And in the second case, it is prohibited.

        So if you get something non-graven that is dripping with blood, it’d probably be OK.
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        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #19
          Re: Unicorns

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Do you pray to them? Do you waste valuable time looking at them when you could be cooking, cleaning, or giving birth?

          No, Absolutely not I know my place. Now I do make certain they're dusted everyday right along with my husband's weapons. Is that so wrong?
          No, The weapons and Unicorns are not next to one another. They are in the same room though.

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          • #20
            Re: Unicorns

            now pops always told us kids there was no sucha thing as unicorns and now here you say the bible say there are and i never seen one even in prison there was this one guy one time he got kinda shanked and had a spoon handl sticking out his forhead. hes ok now. hes another jesus lover like me and thats why hes ok now and hes gettin out in novembere and I hope he comes to davenport too or maybe free hold when we come to see youu all on the Grey hounde bus
            GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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            • #21
              Re: Unicorns

              Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post
              now pops always told us kids there was no sucha thing as unicorns and now here you say the bible say there are and i never seen one even in prison there was this one guy one time he got kinda shanked and had a spoon handl sticking out his forhead. hes ok now. hes another jesus lover like me and thats why hes ok now and hes gettin out in novembere and I hope he comes to davenport too or maybe free hold when we come to see youu all on the Grey hounde bus
              Interesting. Usually cranial trauma causes homosexurality.
              Cling to your guns and religion. "Change" is here.

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              • #22
                Re: Unicorns

                That guy what got shanked hes no homo and i aint either Geena will tell you. oh Yeah. I gotta bed down for the nigt now maybe ill visit the Land Over forum again tomorrow and i have questions about JEsusChrist and I wanna make sure he helps he to stay out of that place so I trust him and i hope that Mike Hukabee guy can be presedent so he can make the laws so people who love Jesus dont have to go to jail no more no matter what they do. Goodnight Land over church!~!!!!
                GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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                • #23
                  Re: Unicorns

                  Of course unicorns are real. They were nearly hunted to extinction, but they are slowly being bred back.

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                  Proverbs 27:17
                  Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
                  Romans 1:20
                  For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
                  2 Timothy 2:15
                  Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Unicorns

                    I don't understand, Mr. Goldman. You have no problem believing in unicorns, but when Jesus mentions werewolves you laugh at that.
                    Matthew 5:43-44
                    Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

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                    • #25
                      Re: Unicorns

                      Originally posted by Wally's World View Post
                      I don't understand, Mr. Goldman. You have no problem believing in unicorns, but when Jesus mentions werewolves you laugh at that.
                      I laugh when YOU mention werewolves

                      But there in no mention of werewolves in the Bible. The concept didn't even exist in Old Testament, and during the New Testament the Greek word λυκάνθρωπος is never cited.

                      Jesus is of course the master of parables, and He used them for this reason:
                      Mark 4:10-12, 33
                      10 And when he was alone, they that were about him with the twelve asked of him the parable.

                      11 And he said unto them, Unto you it is given to know the mystery of the kingdom of God: but unto them that are without, all these things are done in parables:

                      12 That seeing they may see, and not perceive; and hearing they may hear, and not understand; lest at any time they should be converted, and their sins should be forgiven them.

                      33 And with many such parables spake he the word unto them, as they were able to hear it.
                      Obviously you do not understand the parables of Jesus because he has you marked for Hell. You see them, but do not perceived them. You hear them, but do not understand them; lest at any time you become converted to True Christianity ™ and have your sins forgiven. (see verse 12).
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                      Proverbs 27:17
                      Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
                      Romans 1:20
                      For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
                      2 Timothy 2:15
                      Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Unicorns

                        Originally posted by David Goldman View Post
                        Of course unicorns are real. They were nearly hunted to extinction, but they are slowly being bred back.



                        I never actually knew they were real thanks for educating me
                        The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory

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                        • #27
                          Re: Unicorns

                          Originally posted by releaseme View Post
                          I never actually knew they were real thanks for educating me
                          Now when are you going to start studying the Holy Bible? THAT's education!

                          Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Matthew 5:18
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #28
                            Re: Unicorns

                            A bit late here, but I've spent most of the day in the bowels of the Biblical Zoological Faculty over at Landover Christian University. It appears we have the only skeleton of a Unicorn in Christendom:
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                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Unicorns

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Now when are you going to start studying the Holy Bible? THAT's education!
                              PASTOR i'm soon going to start studying the Holy Bible
                              The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory

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                              • #30
                                Re: Unicorns

                                Originally posted by releaseme View Post
                                PASTOR i'm soon going to start studying the Holy Bible
                                Oh you are, huh? That's good to hear.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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