[Levi Jones]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Sounds suspect even from the point of view of your fairy tale..

Genesis 1
[25] And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Not a very Godly way to treat something that your book says is good

Silly pasta slurper, I don't tell you what your made up manual says. Don't come in here and tell me what my 100% bona fide two millennia old historical document that has stood the test of time says.

Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Silly pasta slurper, I don't tell you what your made up manual says. Don't come in here and tell me what my 100% bona fide two millennia old historical document that has stood the test of time says.

Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

Yes your book say you have dominion over creation but also says you have to be nice to it...

Proverbs 12:10 A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast: but the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel.


Not even bothering to quote from the true Gospel, just pointing out you can't even manage to live by the teachings of the ancient camel herders that you follow.

[jennabenna]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I can't see any difference.

Are all white christoids colourblind, or just you?

[Levi Jones]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Yes your book say you have dominion over creation but also says you have to be nice to it...

Proverbs 12:10 A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast: but the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel.

Not even bothering to quote from the true Gospel, just pointing out you can't even manage to live by the teachings of the ancient camel herders that you follow.

Indeed, sir. You honor me.

My general dislike for insects that bring pestilence is soundly supported in the Word.

Exodus 10:12-15
And the LORD said unto Moses, Stretch out thine hand over the land of Egypt for the locusts, that they may come up upon the land of Egypt, and eat every herb of the land, even all that the hail hath left.
And Moses stretched forth his rod over the land of Egypt, and the LORD brought an east wind upon the land all that day, and all that night; and when it was morning, the east wind brought the locusts.
And the locust went up over all the land of Egypt, and rested in all the coasts of Egypt: very grievous were they; before them there were no such locusts as they, neither after them shall be such.
For they covered the face of the whole earth, so that the land was darkened; and they did eat every herb of the land, and all the fruit of the trees which the hail had left: and there remained not any green thing in the trees, or in the herbs of the field, through all the land of Egypt.[/quote]


It's only natural that they should be the stars in a child's passion play.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Indeed, sir. You honor me.

My general dislike for insects that bring pestilence is soundly supported in the Word.

Exodus 10:12-15
And the LORD said unto Moses, Stretch out thine hand over the land of Egypt for the locusts, that they may come up upon the land of Egypt, and eat every herb of the land, even all that the hail hath left.
And Moses stretched forth his rod over the land of Egypt, and the LORD brought an east wind upon the land all that day, and all that night; and when it was morning, the east wind brought the locusts.
And the locust went up over all the land of Egypt, and rested in all the coasts of Egypt: very grievous were they; before them there were no such locusts as they, neither after them shall be such.
For they covered the face of the whole earth, so that the land was darkened; and they did eat every herb of the land, and all the fruit of the trees which the hail had left: and there remained not any green thing in the trees, or in the herbs of the field, through all the land of Egypt.

It's only natural that they should be the stars in a child's passion play.

So in your myths the insects were the instruments of your sadistic Gods will, so why do you torture them?

You really should read the true Gospel, it has a lot more laughs in it, much more entertaining to read...

For example:

It’s not known exactly what occurred during this time of Noah and the Pirates, but enough historical texts have survived through the years to get a rough picture of the events that transpired. Noah, alone except for his animals/ballast, propelled by jealousy and maybe a group of talking seals, set forth in search of Pastafarians. Unfortunately for Noah, he found one of the most bad-ass Pirate ships around, and started talking way too much smack. The Pastafarians, being above all peaceful, and maybe drunk, ignored his verbal abuse. It was only when Noah, ever the dick, physically attacked the Pastafarian ship by hurling from his bow the pointiest of animals (Possibly these were porcupines. Also, some scholars believe that Noah might have hurled stab-rabbits, a since extinct species of rabbit possessing weaponlike points all over its body. Despite their love of sex, the stab-rabbits ultimately went extinct because they could not bring themselves to go through with copulation, the pain being too great – much like modern-day men who are married to fatties.) that the Pastafarians took notice. We are told that the largest, scariest of the Pastafarians swam, or maybe just jumped, from ship to ship – they were that powerful – and confronted Noah.

Immediately seeing the error of his ways, Noah offered some turtles or something as way of apologizing. The Pastafarians probably having plenty of their own turtles, (Giant ones for riding) said no to the deal, and proceeded to intimidate the bejesus out of Noah. We don’t know exactly what was said, but it’s clear that Noah wet himself to such an extent that even the Christians associate him with “the Great Flood” (Although they have wisely developed another description of events.) Needless to say, he never mistreated animals again – not even chickens, who are pretty much asking for it. (There are no mentions of Pirates or grog, and only a few of wenches in the Christian Bible.)

RAmen

[Hillbilly Pete]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I can't see any difference.

Oh dear. Poor Brother Alex is color blind. Such a shame.

[snowyy]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

1. wrong, rape isnt viking, its voldtægt in danish.
2. wrong
3. wrong
4. what? oh wrong again
5. wrong wrong wrong
6. nope that was the swedes, just call one from there.
7. are you sure it wasnt a tv show from USA?
8. wrong again.

So what did this tell us? christians in this forum are far far far away from the real world, time to wake up.

Oh and the danish flag is red and white. And we are the world happiest place on earth, just google or youtube that and you will see.

Is the bible really this old? this is how stupid ppl was like 2000 years ago.

[Danishguy]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Yet another testimony to American ignorance and stupidity!
How is it possible to be soo fucking stupid?

Let me point out a few things you got wrong, just a few dont have all day...

Wrong flag
Viking is a warrior, but mostly they were merchants
Pippi Longstockings is swedish.
Rape is a serious crime in Denmark, punishable by about 6-8 years in prison

Go to hell you ignorant baptist fuckers...

Sincerely Yours

The Danish Guy!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Yet another testimony to American ignorance and stupidity!
How is it possible to be soo piffleing stupid?

Let me point out a few things you got wrong, just a few dont have all day...

Wrong flag
Viking is a warrior, but mostly they were merchants
Pippi Longstockings is swedish.
Rape is a serious crime in Denmark, punishable by about 6-8 years in prison

Go to hell you ignorant baptist piffleers...

Sincerely Yours

The Danish Guy!

Oh well, I guess the smiley face makes all of your insults and modern liebral history rewriting okay then.

If vikings were nothing but traders, then why were they feared so much? I was raised in the days of door to door salesmen, we didn't fear these merchants.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

1. wrong, rape isnt viking, its voldtægt in danish.

So you are denying Vikings to be rapists? Or are you denying Vikings to be Danes?

wrong

You say that a lot, yet you never give a reason. Is Danish education that bad?

are you sure it wasnt a tv show from USA?

So what did this tell us? christians in this forum are far far far away from the real world, time to wake up.

How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness'lier sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Is the bible really this old? this is how stupid ppl was like 2000 years ago.

The KJV1611 Holy Bible is, surprise surprise, from 1611. I leave it up to you to find a smart Dane (if those even exist) to calculate for you how long ago that is.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Yet another testimony to American ignorance and stupidity!

....

Go to hell you ignorant baptist piffleers...

Sorry, but racism is not tolerated on this board at all. You have a lot of nerve judging all Americans and Baptists and lumping them together in a stereotype. Instead of being so full of hate and talking bad about a different country's people, why don't you be more open-minded and tolerant? Show some respect to people of different beliefs and cultures.

You people make me sick!

[Danishguy]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Go read some other book than the bible you ignorant dimwitt...
New discoveries show that the vikings mainly traded, however they did also raid churches and the like...

What do you care about them raiding Catholic churches?

and additional correction to one the posts here...
The Vikings DID go to significant places, France, England, The Americas, Italy...

Yes, thats right the Vikings discovered the Americas...

And btw... aint it just great to know that some of you have Viking ancestors?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Yet another testimony to American ignorance and stupidity! How is it possible to be soo piffleing stupid?

You must have a lot of friends with that attitude.

Viking is a warrior, but mostly they were merchants

So you are denying Vikings to be rapists? Why do Danes always refuse to take responsibility? No doubt you are denying Rasmussen cheated in the Tour de France as well.

Pippi Longstockings is swedish.

No. Proof? Here!

Go to hell you ignorant baptist piffleers...

I won't, you however will burn there for ever and ever .

[Bjorn the Berserker]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Why on earth do the Denmarkish insist on being referred to as a dog breed?



This is what they aspire to? A most perverted, beastly and bestial people!
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Danish you *** ***. Get it right.

[ScienceOverGod]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Oh well, I guess the smiley face makes all of your insults and modern liebral history rewriting okay then.

If vikings were nothing but traders, then why were they feared so much? I was raised in the days of door to door salesmen, we didn't fear these merchants.

well well well. interesting idea about the vikings if you had been studying about the vikings you would know at least some of these things:

1. Vikings were also swedes and norwegians
2. Vikings did not have horns on their helmets even though every cartoon depicts them with horns. It is because of the people in England. They were afraid when the vikings raided them and began to make stories that they would use to scare little children. INCLUDING the idea that vikings were mainly a warrior-like people.
3. Vikings WERE traders AND raiders, though mostly traders. One theory about their reasons for rading were of the women they could kidnap from England or other countries. Women were a rare merchandise in scandinavia back in the viking age