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I love me a sweet little cunny! -
09-30-2017, 01:47 PM
I wrote this ode to my favourite animals; rabbits! Did you know in the Middle Ages rabbits used to be known by an old Gaelic term known as "conies" or "cunnies" in England and Ireland? I wanted to celebrate heritage by with this soothing lullaby that is super easy and can be sung to your kids!
I love me a sweet little cunny,
one that's all fluffy and funny,
I'll feed it with carrots all night and day,
and take it out so that we may play,
I love to take my finger play with its button,
that's how I adore my sweet little muffin,
I'll invite the children to come out and around
they'll say "Gee, Gale's got the cutest cunny in town!"
Oh, would you like to play with my cunny?
It's oh so small, furry and sweet!
Now don't be afraid of my wittle, wunny, cunny,
come closer and give it a treat!
-Gale
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Re: I love me a sweet little cunny! -
09-30-2017, 02:26 PM
Rabbits are for eating. That is why God created them.
Ge:1:28: And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
Ge:9:2: And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered.
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Re: I love me a sweet little cunny! -
09-30-2017, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Rabbits are for eating. That is why God created them.
Ge:1:28: And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
Ge:9:2: And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered.
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I'd rather you didn't eat my cunny, Mr. Bathfire! (Though that recipe does look tasty!)
Besides, this is the Poetaster's Corner, not the Pot-roaster!
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Re: I love me a sweet little cunny! -
09-30-2017, 05:06 PM
Does this mean you don't want my family hasenpfeffer recipe?
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: I love me a sweet little cunny! -
09-30-2017, 05:44 PM
Leviticus 11:6
And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: I love me a sweet little cunny! -
09-30-2017, 07:04 PM
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Does this mean you don't want my family hasenpfeffer recipe?
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Oh do send my way Des! I'll eat anything.
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Re: I love me a sweet little cunny! -
09-30-2017, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Rabbits are for eating. That is why God created them.
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My sentiments as well, and Chuck Jones (inspired by Wagner) had the same idea.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: I love me a sweet little cunny! -
09-30-2017, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
My sentiments as well, and Chuck Jones (inspired by Wagner) had the same idea.
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Robert Wagner? He is quite dreamy, especially with age!
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Re: I love me a sweet little cunny! -
10-01-2017, 04:50 AM
I'm very confused by this ... it don't feel 2 Christ like to me??
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Re: I love me a sweet little cunny! -
10-01-2017, 07:16 AM
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I'm very confused by this ... it don't feel 2 Christ like to me??
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It's okay to feel confused dear. You can come to me if you are feeling lost.
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Re: I love me a sweet little cunny! -
10-01-2017, 04:15 PM
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I'm very confused by this ... it don't feel 2 Christ like to me??...
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That's because it's about Gail. Everything's about Gail.
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Re: I love me a sweet little cunny! -
10-01-2017, 04:22 PM
I can't quite put my finger on it, but something about this poem seems a little off.
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Re: I love me a sweet little cunny! -
10-01-2017, 04:28 PM
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That's because it's about Gail. Everything's about Gail.
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Jealous much, Didymus?
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Re: I love me a sweet little cunny! -
10-01-2017, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
I can't quite put my finger on it, but something about this poem seems a little off.
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It's Gale's babbling. Don't think too hard, and it will sink in. Also, the rhyme and measure is just plain sloppy and doesn't quite fit.
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Re: I love me a sweet little cunny! -
10-01-2017, 06:45 PM
Seems like rhyme and measure aren't the only sloppy things around here.
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Re: I love me a sweet little cunny! -
10-01-2017, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
Seems like rhyme and measure aren't the only sloppy things around here.
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Okay then, I threw in an extra verse, if you feel it hasn't been worked enough.
To please my cunnie, give it some good head
of lettuce that's fresh will surely suffice,
now don't be shy, just hold out your hand,
you can be sure my cunny comes twice!
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Re: I love me a sweet little cunny! -
10-01-2017, 08:37 PM
I've read that it's dangerous to eat rabbit, and in fact it can result in death.
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Rabbit starvation, also known as protein poisoning, is a dangerous health condition caused by the over-consumption of protein coupled with fat, carbohydrate, and micronutrient deprivation. The common name refers to the fact that this condition can be caused by a near-total subsistence on lean, wild game, such as rabbit. Unchecked, the disease can cause severe symptoms of malnutrition, and can lead to a fatal buildup of toxins in the bloodstream.
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So it's important to occasionally eat a cockerel or suck on some fat meat.
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Re: I love me a sweet little cunny! -
10-01-2017, 08:44 PM
Gale, I don't like to brag, but I've been known to take a budding poetess under my wing from time to time and mentor her.
I would be right pleased to perform such a service for you, but I think you might first need to rethink some of the statements on your profile.
Do you have a relationship with Jesus Christ? Are you reading your Bible every day?
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Re: I love me a sweet little cunny! -
10-01-2017, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
I've read that it's dangerous to eat rabbit, and in fact it can result in death.
So it's important to occasionally eat a cockerel or suck on some fat meat.
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That's sound advice, Dr. Toole. I'm hankering for a bit of meat myself right now, but also need to mind my figure.
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Re: I love me a sweet little cunny! -
10-01-2017, 08:54 PM
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Gale, I don't like to brag, but I've been known to take a budding poetess under my wing from time to time and mentor her.
I would be right pleased to perform such a service for you, but I think you might first need to rethink some of the statements on your profile.
Do you have a relationship with Jesus Christ? Are you reading your Bible every day?
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I wrote that self-bio when I first came here in repulsion and disbelief, but after a while's stay, I'm starting to warm up to you Baptists a little (even though you gave me an insulting name). I may give that an update.
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