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Fox News Overrun By Angry Homos Forcing Penises On Unsuspecting Audience -
03-19-2014, 02:29 AM
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The following video contains pornographic content, aimed at converting decent, upstanding, conservative Christians to lustful, homosexual deviants. This was clearly the work of some homo-activist who infiltrated the studio and replaced the Normal Film with Porno Film.
Only men who are strong in the faith of Christ Jesus should watch this. It should go without saying that the True Christian™ should discern who in his family should be made aware of these daring attempts to trick decent, heterosexual Americans.
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Fox News Overrun By Angry Homos Forcing Penises On Unsuspecting Audience -
03-19-2014, 07:39 AM
I've watched the video hundreds of times, I am close to finding out who's member that is. Ladies of LBC might want to send me pictures of their husbands members so I can rule them out as suspects.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Fox News Overrun By Angry Homos Forcing Penises On Unsuspecting Audience -
03-19-2014, 07:57 AM
Fox news must be flushed out to find the covert homer who caused that to be screened. And my husband will definitely be discussing this with Rupert next time he sees him. I am disgusted.
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Re: Fox News Overrun By Angry Homos Forcing Penises On Unsuspecting Audience -
03-19-2014, 12:48 PM
Let's not panic, this is FOX NEWS we're talking about, vigilant defenders of America.
If there's gay porn at Fox News, I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason for there being gay porn at Fox News.
No, we'll probably never find out what that reason is. The LORD works in mysterious ways, and so does Fox.
Edit: though I'm disturbed by the fact that, the moment the female anchors see the penis, their mouths open wide. I know that female Fox News anchors are not hired for their brains, but I think the casting couch may have gone too far when it hired these particular bimbos.
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Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 03-19-2014 at 02:37 PM.
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Re: Fox News Overrun By Angry Homos Forcing Penises On Unsuspecting Audience -
03-19-2014, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
Let's not panic, this is FOX NEWS we're talking about
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Yes. This.
Don't go comparing this to when we saw Janet Jackson's nipple-shield at the superbowl. That was a crime against humanity. It involved interracial innuendo, and I still don't know what a "nipple shield" is, but it just sounds....Foreign,
This, on the other hand, is probably just a boyish prank. Boys will be boys. Boys will whip their weiners out in public. It's all harmless giggles.
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Re: Fox News Overrun By Angry Homos Forcing Penises On Unsuspecting Audience -
03-19-2014, 04:42 PM
That penis looked familiar though I cannot get a hand on it at the moment. When it comes to me, I'll get back.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Fox News Overrun By Angry Homos Forcing Penises On Unsuspecting Audience -
03-19-2014, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven
Fox news must be flushed out to find the covert homer who caused that to be screened. And my husband will definitely be discussing this with Rupert next time he sees him. I am disgusted.
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Also could you please tell your husband I have quite enough pictures of his member. I ruled him out as a suspect after the first one he sent me but I keep receiving more from different angles next to different objects for size comparison.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Fox News Overrun By Angry Homos Forcing Penises On Unsuspecting Audience -
03-19-2014, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Godfly
Also could you please tell your husband I have quite enough pictures of his member. I ruled him out as a suspect after the first one he sent me but I keep receiving more from different angles next to different objects for size comparison.
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This is Mike, Heather's husband. The reason I sent more than one photo of my magnificent rod is that you requested photos from every conceivable angle. I could not figure out why you wanted so many. Now that I have been ruled out as a suspect, please destroy all originals and all copies of the photographs. Do NOT file them away for research purposes. I would hate to think that they may be plastered all over the internet as happened to our neighbour Brother Joshua. And I certainly don't want any further job offers as a porn star. My wonderful wife Heather, is all I need.
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