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Default Taking my Education Even Further! - 09-19-2016, 04:04 PM

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Well, I just knew I had to enroll right away. I don't know why Dr. White hasn't suggested this to me before, but I suspect it is his Christian humility and desire not to be self-aggrandizing. I hope I qualify for the next set of lessons which are due to begin as soon as they receive my payment. I learned they are accredited by the Creation Science Regulatory Committee and the Distance Learning Foundation of Fishkill (which is an entity in the same building as the CSRC - how handy!). I promise not to become all uppity but will instead remain in humble service to Christ and His Kingdom. I haven't been accepted yet, of course! Oh, Glory to God for the opportunities He has lain in front of me.






Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen

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Lightbulb Re: Taking my Education Even Further! - 09-21-2016, 03:38 PM

Brother Larry,
This seem very useful regarding the practical skills of your education, reasonably Godly and, thus, a nice addition to your skills that would augment your tithing contributions tremendously. But - where is the original Creation Science in all that? In fact, there is another issue about your education that I'd like to discuss in detail.

Your PhD in Creation Science.

It's time you chose a research subject, did the necessary experimentation and the 3-4 original publications + the summary and defended your dissertation publicly. Previously, I'd have recommended Liberty University but as it accepts many heresies, including the absence of Firmament (Genesis 1:6 is thus violated), I can only recommend our own Landover University and I'd be most happy to supervise your PhD Thesis (you might even be the first author in one of the original publications).

1. Journals. Peer-reviewed definitely. I'd say we go to the top with Journal of Creation (although CRS Qarterly is a valid alternative).

2. Subject matter. I know that, as a gnathologist, baraminology would seem the obvious choice but with the recent staggering advancements by Lightner, the field is highly competitive and it is unlikely that you'd be able to publish anything substantial before Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17). Hence, I suggest Eschatological Zoology with the equine holobaramin as your focus. I can easily think of 3-4 substudies, which could form a nice high-quality paper each!

A. Morphological characteristics of the equine holobaramin utilized by God during the 7-seal phase of Tribulations. Principal source: Revelation Chapter 6. Secondary sources: Horse anatomy books and horse coloring (pivotal). Tertiary sources: examining some horses. Hypothesis: The red horse has the largest musculature to withstand the War Jesus has promised us (Revelation 6:4, see also below for the same verse).
Revelation 6:4
And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.
B. Extinction patterns within the equine holobaramin come Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17) and the second part of the Tribulations (the 7-trumpet phase, as it is called in the exact terminology of Creation Science). Principal source: Revelation Chapter 8 (this is extremely interesting as it involves the death of all grass, i.e., what the equines eat, all monobaramins of the horse kind will have to be examined, I see 2-3 papers here! Praise Jesus!). Secondary sources: Asinine and zebroid zoology books and data on the distribution of grassland where these monobaramins graze). Tertiary sources: examining some assess and zebras. Mules, too. Hypothesis: the asinine and striped monobaramins will perish before the horses, as they have no extraneous sources of fodder (the Anti-Christ needs horses and will provide them with carrots and stuff).
Revelation 8:7
The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.
C. The eschatologial baraminological pattern of the celestial horses utilized by Jesus and His troops at the end of the Tribulations: IS THE WHITE HORSE OF JESUS OF THE ORIGINAL CREATED HOLOBARAMIN WITH NO TRACE OF GENETIC ENTROPY (I know, it is mind blowing!). Principal source: Revelation Chapter 19. Secondary sources: all information that is available about the revolting Canadian town Whitehorse. Tertiary horses: white sources. Hypothesis: Yes, it is!
Revelation 19:11
And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
As you may realize, your gnathological expertise is pivotal for substudy B. With the proper tithing schedule, the university can accommodate you any day, and the PhD degree could be finished within a couple of years. I'm seeing Dr. Hovind or perhaps even Dr. Sarfati as your opponent for the defense (that'll serve them right)!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Thumbs up Re: Taking my Education Even Further! - 09-21-2016, 07:51 PM

Brother Elmer,


I almost lost my voice shouting GLORY when I read your most kind offer of help with admission to Landover University. I have an update to my post(s) and then an announcement regarding my decision. I am hopeful you will be the first to see it, since you have been such a huge help in supporting my career path over the past few months. Were you here right now, I would greet you with a holy kiss (Romans 16:16)


First, some short background information. I applied to the University several years ago and was denied on the basis that I (a) didn't live in Freehold and (b) couldn't live in Freehold based on the regulations of that gated community. The University also said in their rejection letter, "You hardly meet the requirements of this esteemed institution, where great thinkers think, great researchers research, and holy men of GOD receive divinely inspired knowledge from our impeccably perfect and indisputably gifted faculty. You are not worthy to clean our urinals, frankly."


I took that as well as I could at the time, but gave up on ever attending the school of my dreams. Now, my determination is renewed - and all thanks to you, Dr. White. All thanks to GOD, too, of course.


So: the next bit of information is that I was accepted for the veterinary program and indeed completed my first mail-in lesson just hours ago. Just nine more and I will be a DVM. I can hardly believe it. BUT: because my studies in veterinary medicine can be scheduled around my PhD studies, (I just have to coordinate trips to the post office appropriately) I would love to accept your offer of help in convincing the admissions committee that I am a viable candidate. I am choosing B. Extinction patterns within the equine holobaramin come Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17) and the second part of the Tribulations (the 7-trumpet phase, as it is called in the exact terminology of Creation Science).


Surely my veterinary program will be of great help in this pursuit.


The only thing standing in my way is my move to Freehold, which is getting closer all the time. I have given notice to my current landlord, Mrs. Reichenstein, and my attorney is dealing with the Mayor to secure my keys. Then it's just a matter of renting a truck and making the move. I am certain many True Christians™ of Freehold will help me move in (consider this my plea for that help).


Please tell me that you will be one of my professors. Did you have your PhD reinstated? I seem to remember reading something about problems in that regard. Forgive me if I have been misinformed.


Yours in Academia and in CHRIST,
BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Bible Re: Taking my Education Even Further! - 09-22-2016, 05:00 AM

Brother Larry,

I do hope that the issues in my past will be left there with any mention of the unmentionable foremother, who was the source of much of the scientific persecution and misunderstanding that was - Praise Jesus - resolved by the successful scientific career in Patriot University, the wonderful institution where also Dr. Hovind defended his magnificent PhD dissertations #1 and #2.

As for your situation, I suggest you start examining the masticatory apparatuses of all equine holobaramin members to eventually determine how each and every one of these doomed creatures (Genesis 1:24) will be able to handle burnt grass mixed with soil particles. This you can do even before your move is in order. I can see here a nice Biblical continuum that might be of interest to you!

Genesis 1:25
And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Revelation 9:17
And thus I saw the horses in the vision, and them that sat on them, having breastplates of fire, and of jacinth, and brimstone: and the heads of the horses were as the heads of lions; and out of their mouths issued fire and smoke and brimstone.

What does this mean for the dental formula of the equine holobaramin? I'm expecting results by next summer, as the 1st ever International Congress on Creation Science with the Lamentations Flint Hall as its main venue is approaching and it is possible that it is going to be pre-Rapture with you and I actually participating.




Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Taking my Education Even Further! - 09-22-2016, 12:57 PM

Dr. White,


Mr. Dale Jeffrey is the author of one of the most respected textbooks in the world, "Oral Health in Equidae" (2009). In this book, he mentions the materials that make up the average horse's diet can contribute to malocclusion but he suspects they may also aid in dental sustainability.


This may seem a contradiction, but in fact, I consider it more a paradox. When I think of the changes that will be necessary to sustain equine life come the tribulation, I can't help but consider the need to stockpile things like grass, oats, straw, and other staples of equine culinary fare. This is a simplistic answer but it also makes me shout glory when I consider that the stallions of our LORD will not have to worry - surely their teeth will be protected by GOD Himself. Even more exciting is that in the afterlife, I am the likely candidate to care for the LORD's horses. Can you imagine mucking the stable bearing the monogram of our Lord, JHC? Can you imagine staring into the mouth of the very animal on whose back our LORD came?


Here, by the way, is Mr. Jeffrey, who has an honorary degree in veterinary science and has striking resemblance to a few of Landover's own:
In my next communication with you, I will elaborate on new hypotheses that are both shocking and yet glorifying to our LORD and help to prove His place in the creation of our world and His Plan to ensure we truly have a world without end (Ephesians 3:21).


I hope you won't mind my asking, but do you know a Dr. Inez Garcia del Guadelupe? She says some scathing things about you in her recent treatise, in which she outlines what she believes are fallacies in creation science. She even implies a relationship - well - this is not the place for such a discussion. God bless you, my friend, mentor, and brother in Jesus.


COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry



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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen

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Default Re: Taking my Education Even Further! - 09-22-2016, 09:06 PM

Dear BrotherLarry,

The fellow in that pictures looks awfully wide. Can he fit on a horse?


Curiously Yours,


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Pie Re: Taking my Education Even Further! - 09-23-2016, 12:13 AM

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Dear BrotherLarry,

The fellow in that pictures looks awfully wide. Can he fit on a horse?


Curiously Yours,


Handmaiden
Sister Handy,
While I have studied the man's expert writings, I have never had the honor to meet him. When I studied equine anatomy, I learned that riders should not exceed a certain weight if the horse is too young or too old. There is a middle ground where a horse can take whatever jumps on its back as long as it isn't an elephant or a deadly lion. This is all part of God's design; Creation Science shows us that we aren't meant to be fat if we want to ride a horse. This can be hypothesized in many ways: for instance, are we as humans meant to be fat at all?

I lived next to a woman whose weight was in excess of 400 pounds. She was not a dirty person yet she always smelled putrid. I never saw her leave her home after she rolled her electronic wheel chair in the oversized door. I saw many pizza deliveries, sometimes more than one a night.

God ended her life one evening in the middle of a large pepperoni and mushroom with extra cheese. A notebook was found where she blamed God for her condition and said, "I'll keep eating - I'll show God who's boss."

Instead, He showed her who's boss. There is a lesson in that event somewhere.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Love Jesus Re: Taking my Education Even Further! - 09-23-2016, 04:52 AM

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In my next communication with you, I will elaborate on new hypotheses that are both shocking and yet glorifying to our LORD and help to prove His place in the creation of our world and His Plan to ensure we truly have a world without end (Ephesians 3:21).

I hope you won't mind my asking, but do you know a Dr. Inez Garcia del Guadelupe? She says some scathing things about you in her recent treatise, in which she outlines what she believes are fallacies in creation science. She even implies a relationship - well - this is not the place for such a discussion. God bless you, my friend, mentor, and brother in Jesus.

COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry
Brother,

As you can see I did not include the book by the Santa Claus impersonator, Mr. Jeffrey, when I quoted your reply. I seriously doubt his credentials, as his status as a True Christian™ is more than susceptible.

Which leads us to an important issue that I should have discussed earlier. Source criticism. The reliability of a source is not determined by its content but by the spiritual quality of the author. hence, we must unfortunately dismiss Mr. Jeffrey.

Ungodliness cannot be trusted. Ever.

Romans 1:25
Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.


The source of all source criticism is the Bible. If an issue that you stumble upon seems to be in contradiction with Scripture, the source is corrupt and unreliable. Which leads us to this woman, Inez Garcia.

A woman.



1 Timothy 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.


There are rare exceptions when a woman shows proper repentance and works well as a laboratory assistant and ultimately gains the title of an honorary man. This person does not fulfill those criteria. I can assure you that ever since my female spouse reached menopause, I have not had any relations of the flesh with another person, nor shall I ever again do that.

Please, start by examining once more the basic philosophy of science of Creation Science. I expect that in the eventual list of cited literature at least >80% of your sources are verses from the Good Book authored by Sweet Jesus! This may seem harsh and a dismissal of your labors to find suitable sources, but let us all remember that the principal aim of all Creation Science is to Praise Jesus!



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Thumbs up Re: Taking my Education Even Further! - 09-24-2016, 09:27 PM

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I am excited by yet another possible opportunity for increasing my value to God's kingdom and God's horses!

Earlier this year, UK researchers said horses were able to discriminate between happy and angry human facial expressions.


The scientists say domestication may have enabled horses to understand human behavior.


The study is published in the journal, Applied Animal Behaviour Science. Even though they can't spell behavior properly, this opens up a new line of work to me: Equine Psychoanalysis. GLORY!


Sister Joanna Lytton-Vasey, is there any enlightenment you might be able to provide me as to this research in godless England? Brother Elmer, would you support me in this endeavor? I just know with proper Biblical research, I could tie this into Creation Science, as it would display how our LORD thought of everything in His creatures - including intelligent design of horses.


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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Of course horses have been intelligently designed. Look at how well their backs are contoured to fit man-made saddles.


The Lord told us to have dominion over them because He made them to serve our needs. God's wisdom and works are everywhere!


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Brother Larry, I would be inclined to treat this with a certain amount of skepticism, given that the research comes out of the UK. However, there's no smoke without fire, as Satan said to the atheist, and it could be a massive opportunity for you.

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Sister Joanna Lytton-Vasey, is there any enlightenment you might be able to provide me as to this research in godless England?
The only thing I know about this comes from an article here on Britain's socialist broadcasting network: Horses can communicate with us

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Scientists trained horses, by offering slices of carrot as an incentive, to touch a board with their muzzle to indicate if they wanted to wear a rug.The horses' requests matched the weather, suggesting it wasn't a random choice.
Or possibly suggesting that sometimes horses are hungry for carrots and sometimes they're not? And why are they putting muzzles on horses? I thought they were for dangerous dogs. But I am not a scientist, for which I and my dear husband thank Jesus.

I'm absolutely sure that Brother Professor Dr White, who has his finger (or is it thumb?) on the pulse of the very latest in Science, will be able to provide a lot more information on this.

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ONLY FIVE MORE LESSONS!


I am briskly on my way toward being a veterinarian! Only five more lessons by mail and I will - praise the Lord - possess my legitimate veterinary certificate and can focus on my PhD in Creation Science (Thank you, Brother Elmer) and my studies in Equine Psychoanalysis (I am still trying to find a suitable school for this endeavor).


I'm quickly learning that this is much more of a passion for me than marriage. Who needs a woman when you have a stallion under your control? Who needs to listen to constant nattering and gossip (both strictly female traits) when I can listen to a horse crying out for sanity through prayer and Christian-based therapy sessions?


It's like I was discussing with my soon to be ex landlord today. He was asking if I'd heard about the guy in 12-C having to go to the mental health doctor because of his "need" to dress up like Elvira, Princess of the Dark and then go to high schools to try and seduce young men. I hadn't heard, but I quickly spread this disturbing news around the neighborhood to protect the handsome, lithe boys that are in the building next to mine; they are often "shooting hoops" in the back courtyard in direct sight of my window, their shirtless innocence glistening in the bright sunshine with which God blesses us. I can imagine them in my mind's eye falling prey to our 12-C transvestite, losing their nubile man hymens to such a sick and perverted man. I couldn't let that happen. Well, as a man dedicated to higher education, I will be able to devote my time to such causes as anti-transvestism while healing canine diabetes and spreading the truths of our Lord Jesus. A wife would simply be a distraction.

I may break a lot of hearts with that statement; the fact remains that I find the sensation of a creature's tongue licking me all over my face more appealing than the wagging of a woman's tongue, spreading calumny and needless information. Pray for me!


(Genesis 1:26-31)


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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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ONLY FIVE MORE LESSONS!


I am briskly on my way toward being a veterinarian! Only five more lessons by mail and I will - praise the Lord - possess my legitimate veterinary certificate and can focus on my PhD in Creation Science (Thank you, Brother Elmer) and my studies in Equine Psychoanalysis (I am still trying to find a suitable school for this endeavor).


I'm quickly learning that this is much more of a passion for me than marriage. . . A wife would simply be a distraction.

I may break a lot of hearts with that statement; the fact remains that I find the sensation of a creature's tongue licking me all over my face more appealing than the wagging of a woman's tongue, spreading calumny and needless information. Pray for me!


(Genesis 1:26-31)
Congratulations on your academic accomplishments. I will, indeed, be praying for you in all earnest--and for your horses, as well.


As for the broken hearts of the distaff members of our community, well, God heals all wounds, doesn't He?


Except for Jesus' wounds from His Crucifixion, of course. Those have significant publicity value.


Alleviatedly Yours,


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Congratulations on your academic accomplishments. I will, indeed, be praying for you in all earnest--and for your horses, as well.


As for the broken hearts of the distaff members of our community, well, God heals all wounds, doesn't He?


Except for Jesus' wounds from His Crucifixion, of course. Those have significant publicity value.


Alleviatedly Yours,


Handmaiden

Yes, Sister, wounds do heal. I'm afraid your heart may be one of those broken by my decision to not pursue female companionship and the bondage of marriage at this time in my life.


I feel the LORD GOD calling me to several forms of ministry, and I am just not convinced I need to take energies away from animals and my spiritual growth.


You see, the LORD GOD has been speaking to me about moving into a pastoral role one day. It may be huge, it may be small - until it is revealed, you just never know - but I have to nurture it if it is going to be more than a useless thought hanging without purpose in my mind.


There is no doubt that the LORD GOD has called me to minister to animals, for He has opened windows and doors and gateways and roads, boulevards, and other forms of ingress that have brought me much success. Now, He has laid on my mind that I could be as great as someday in ministering to mankind. Whatever He calls me to do, I will do. Only HE knows. (Jeremiah 29:11) (Ephesians 1:11)


COME, LORD JESUS! (Rev. 22:12)
BrotherLarry


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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Who are you?

You're the one into horses, aren't you? OK, I have a task for you. Once when I visited my good late friend the Uzbek president Islam Karimov he offered me a great juicy horse steak with kumis. Can you fix that? Karimov also had some very servile and efficient houseboys that might be good examples to you.

I will also tell you that Jesus would never give you the idea of being greater in preaching than your pastor.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Who are you?

You're the one into horses, aren't you? OK, I have a task for you. Once when I visited my good late friend the Uzbek president Islam Karimov he offered me a great juicy horse steak with kumis. Can you fix that? Karimov also had some very servile and efficient houseboys that might be good examples to you.

I will also tell you that Jesus would never give you the idea of being greater in preaching than your pastor.

Why do you put up with this, Larry?


I talked to my guy at NYU. He can get you back in come January. I can still fix you up with some hot chicks and you can be the man you have the potential of being.


Think: this man you idolize has to ask "who are you." I bet if money was involved he'd know you.


You may not need me as a lawyer (although you do, no matter what you think) but you need me as a friend.


They call me wicked because I try to stop a gay boy from getting so confused he thinks of suicide. They give me infractions just because I disagree. Is this what you want, man? Be honest. If it is, Go with G_d. If not, I'll help you out. Don't move there. Don't do it.


Let's go grab a beer. You know the place I always go. 8 PM?


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