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Pastor Gargalo = Godly -
10-12-2006, 09:08 PM
Whales with scales?
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Re: Pastor Gargalo = dumbass -
10-12-2006, 09:12 PM
Unsaved heathen, you shall not use such language on God's Favorite Board! Enjoy hell!
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Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly -
10-12-2006, 09:39 PM
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Whales with scales?
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http://www.amonline.net.au/fishes/fi...ish/rtypus.htm
Here ya go.
Whale shark, listed as a fish.
Should shut you up.
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Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly -
10-13-2006, 12:05 AM
Whale Shark is just a name, like a clown fish. A whale shark is not a whale nor is a clown fish a clown.
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Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly -
10-13-2006, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish
Whale Shark is just a name, like a clown fish. A whale shark is not a whale nor is a clown fish a clown.
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How come you know so much about fish, and even named yourself that?
Your love for bestiality makes Jesus sick!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly -
10-13-2006, 12:39 AM
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How come you know so much about fish, and even named yourself that?
Your love for bestiality makes Jesus sick!
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I like fish just as I like most of God's creatures. It is not bestiality, get your mind out of the gutter.
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Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly -
10-13-2006, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish
I like fish just as I like most of God's creatures. It is not bestiality, get your mind out of the gutter.
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Right, just like the pedophile who claims he's normal!
You make me sick!
And ALL animals?!
Fellow Christians! WARNING!
Watch out for this disgusting trash named "Fish".
Don't allow him anywhere near your homes, or your children.
Since he can take being sodomised by an elephant, there's no telling what he's capable of.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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10-13-2006, 12:45 AM
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What makes you think love for animals means I want to have sex with them?
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Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly -
10-13-2006, 12:51 AM
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What makes you think love for animals means I want to have sex with them?
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Creation scientists have studied the lingustics of unsaved trash.
When a sickular such as yourself says "love", he really means one out of 3 things.
All of them sexual:
1 Sodomy, the act of sodomy.
2 Rape, sex with the unwilling.
3 Fornication.
WE KNOW YOUR MIND, YOU FILTHY SINNER, WE KNOW YOUR NATURE!
AND THE SOONER YOU REALISE THIS, THE SOONER YOU CAN BE SAVED! PRAISE JESUS!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly -
10-13-2006, 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
Creation scientists have studied the lingustics of unsaved trash.
When a sickular such as yourself says "love", he really means one out of 3 things.
All of them sexual:
1 Sodomy, the act of sodomy.
2 Rape, sex with the unwilling.
3 Fornication.
WE KNOW YOUR MIND, YOU FILTHY SINNER, WE KNOW YOUR NATURE!
AND THE SOONER YOU REALISE THIS, THE SOONER YOU CAN BE SAVED! PRAISE JESUS!
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What happened to "Love is patient, love is kind..."
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Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly -
10-13-2006, 01:10 AM
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What happened to "Love is patient, love is kind..."
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Friend,
If you were a Christian you would know only God is capable of that kind of love.
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Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly -
10-13-2006, 02:01 AM
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Friend,
If you were a Christian you would know only God is capable of that kind of love.
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The sure sign of a homer is one who constantly whines about "love" and "peace" all the time. Those have become buzzwords for cut-and-run demoncrats too.
This little sodomite needs some of God's Tough Love, and right now!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly -
10-13-2006, 12:59 PM
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Bzzt wrong, thanks for playing.
The whale shark wasnt named until 1828.
http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/Galler...haleShark.html
The whale shark also isnt a whale. Did Yonah know it was a "great fish" or "sea monster". Why did they lie in the bible and call it a whale?
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Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly -
10-13-2006, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Theliargargalo
Bzzt wrong, thanks for playing.
The whale shark wasnt named until 1828.
http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/Galler...haleShark.html
The whale shark also isnt a whale. Did Yonah know it was a "great fish" or "sea monster". Why did they lie in the bible and call it a whale?
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Listen here, you awful little creature, God states clearly that He sent a great fish, and that's good enough for me. Whether the fish was a whale or one of the other giant fishes is of no concern to any decent person.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly -
10-13-2006, 01:20 PM
Maybe he's confusing the Word of God with that homersexural cartoon Disney made several years ago....the one with the pedophile wop who has a puppet fetish. Can't recall the name.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly -
10-13-2006, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Fish
Whale Shark is just a name, like a clown fish. A whale shark is not a whale nor is a clown fish a clown.
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The whale shark fits exactly what is described in the Johah scenario.
Verse 1.
Jonah 1:17 Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.
Verse 2.
Matthew 12:40 For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
And it doesn't matter when the fish was named. God knew exactly what he was doing when he inspired people to write the only correct version of the Bible (kjv1611).
Listed as fish, listed as whale... what's the largest fish? The WHALE SHARK.
So there you have it. PRAISE JESUS!!!
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10-13-2006, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
God states clearly that He sent a great fish, and that's good enough for me. Whether the fish was a whale or one of the other giant fishes is of no concern to any decent person.
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Exactly BT; well put.
People who try to argue minute points of the Bible instead of recognizing it's awesome wisdom are generally homosexuals trying to rationalize having unprotected group sex with anonymous men in city parks. Mentally unstable and rife with disease; they lash out at Baby Jesus and run from His warm embrace. It's a waste of time arguing with them.
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Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly -
10-13-2006, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother V
The whale shark fits exactly what is described in the Johah scenario.
Verse 1.
Jonah 1:17 Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.
Verse 2.
Matthew 12:40 For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
And it doesn't matter when the fish was named. God knew exactly what he was doing when he inspired people to write the only correct version of the Bible (kjv1611).
Listed as fish, listed as whale... what's the largest fish? The WHALE SHARK.
So there you have it. PRAISE JESUS!!!
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If the name of the whale shark didnt come around until 1828 and it didnt matter what they called the thing that supposedly ate jonah then the story doesnt matter. Now thats mythology in action. Maybe when they started hearing the myth they had a choice of what to call the story. Here are some choices that i think the writers of the book could have called the story.
Was the story called:
a. jonah and the whale shark
b. jonah and the whale
c. jonah and the sea monster
d. jonah and the big fish
e. jonah and the big whopper fish
f. jonah and the lying liars
g. jonah and the fishy story
h. jonah the bonah
i. jonah gone wild
j. the adventures of captain ahab and jonah
k. keeping up with the jonahs
l. take this whale and shove it by jonah
m. jonah and the blue fish comedy tour
n. nemo and jonah
o. how to bait whales by jonah
p. old jonah and the sea
q. jonah the whale hunter
r. jonah the fisherman
s. gettin jiggy with jonah
t. big fish, little whales by jonah
u. smokin da ganja by jonah
v. holy big fish batman by jonah
w. jonah and the fish alien abductor
x. sex with fish by jonah
y. teenage mutant ninja whalemen by jonah
z. fish gots big mouths likes whales by jonah
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Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly -
10-13-2006, 04:44 PM
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Lots of stuff
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Friend, you haven't introduced yourself, and I'm having trouble pronouncing your name.
Can you help here please?
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Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly -
10-13-2006, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
Friend, you haven't introduced yourself, and I'm having trouble pronouncing your name.
Can you help here please?
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Sister, I have a feeling this is nothing more than a confused sinner. The titles he came up with are blasphemous and his name is nothing but a confusing jumble of letters and numbers.
I'm thinking he is one of the sinners who turned their backs on Baby Jesus and was banned from these Godly forums. I guess he grew tired of thinking up new names so he just hit a bunch of random keys on the keyboard.
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