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Default Let Us Storm Heaven For A Mrs. Tim Tebow! - 09-28-2012, 05:24 PM

True Christian™ and Football legend Tim Tebow was asked what he's looking for in a wife:

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Originally Posted by Godly Tim Tebow
"Obviously looks play a big part. Being attracted to someone plays a big part, but there's also so much more than that for me. It's about finding someone sweet and kind – and that has a servant's heart. It's about finding a girl who likes me for me, and not because of what I do or who I am or the name."
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Such a Godly man is clearly in need of a Godly wife. She should be beautiful to look at so he's not embarrassed to be seen with her or is hesitant to impregnate her, but let's not stop at physical beauty. Let's pray for a Truly Godly Wife to be delivered unto our Brother in Christ.

Let us pray for a woman who
  • Has the heart of her husband safely entrusted in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil.
  • Will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.
  • Seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands.
  • Is like the merchants' ships; she bringeth her food from afar.
  • Riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens.
  • Considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard.
  • Girdeth her loins with strength, and strengtheneth her arms.
  • Perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night.
  • Layeth her hands to the spindle, and her hands hold the distaff.
  • Stretcheth out her hand to the poor; yea, she reacheth forth her hands to the needy.
  • Is not afraid of the snow for her household: for all her household are clothed with scarlet.
  • Maketh herself coverings of tapestry; her clothing is silk and purple.
  • Maketh fine linen, and selleth it; and delivereth girdles unto the merchant.
  • Clothes herself with strength and honour; and she shall rejoice in time to come.
  • Openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness.
  • Looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness.
  • Will raise children to arise up, and call her blessed.
  • Feareth the Lord.
  • Will be praised in the gates by her own works.

(for more information, please read and meditate on Proverbs 31)


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Default Re: Let Us Storm Heaven For A Mrs. Tim Tebow! - 10-02-2012, 10:55 PM

I kinda thought there was something weird about the way he preyed, but I figured out awhile ago that it's nothing. And yes, Tim Tebow is a great athlete and a true Christian (Please don't think that I'm homosexual for saying such things about another man).
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Default Re: Let Us Storm Heaven For A Mrs. Tim Tebow! - 10-03-2012, 02:05 PM

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I kinda thought there was something weird about the way he preyed, but I figured out awhile ago that it's nothing.
I must confess to having some concerns about the way he prayed also. The pictures of him on a knee with his head in the immediate proximity of standing males was not his best moment.

Yet, he searches for a clean wife, a good sign. All the best to this Christian hero.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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