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It seems that Caroline Kennedy wants to run for the Senate. Being an unsaved heathen Democrat should automatically disqualify her; on top of being a woman. Yet, she's determined to do it. If enoguh atheists show up & vote, she might win. I ask that we all pray for voting machine malfunctions on that election day. Perhaps she'll meet a fine Republican man in the meantime, change her mind & stay home & bake cookies.
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Isn't she a housewife?
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Should she take off her shoes first ?Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Ridiculous! A catholic, woman, democrat? I’d rather vote for Satan – at least you have an idea what he’ll do next!
On top of that, if my name were Kennedy, I’d keep well away from politics, they all seem to end up dead.
Nevertheless, an idea comes to mind – the inheritance of political positions. I think if we can lobby sufficient support, we could hasten a theocracy.
The idea would be that “approved” candidates would be allowed to nominate their successor and that successor would take the seat in case of an untimely demise; rather in the manner of the VeeP. Also, on retirement, death or other cause, the successor would be the only party candidate. (I suppose some of them could be nominal demoncrats so as to pander to the lieberal voters)sigpic
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“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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Libertarian Theocracy. It had a nice ring. Like National Socialists.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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You may be onto something here. The Godless Brits may well be doomed to hellfire but they also understand the importance of lines of succession and that principle could be applied to keep our Holy Bush Lineage® intact.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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What you mean there's actually an election? I thought that blind nigra was going to steal the seat and give it to her.Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View PostComment
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What amazes me is how the Kennedy gang ignores the clear message that Jesus has been giving them all these years now. Each one of them thinks "Oh, I'll be the exception. Jesus won't kill me!"Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
There must be a huge section of hell roped off just for the Kennedys.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I don't even need to inquire if she has been drinking (after all she is a Kennedy and Irish), but has anyone checked her driving record and can she successfully navigate bridges?Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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