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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-15-2013, 12:39 AM
You people are
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-15-2013, 01:13 AM
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Please do not be hostile, or speak ill of our community. We follow The Bible to the letter here, unlike other pansy "Christians".
Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?
Please read this and become enlightened, as you seem very prone to ignorant hate speech.
Please make your own thread in the Introduction Forum, so that we can properly greet you
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-15-2013, 02:12 AM
I give about 500 caps for her, A shishkebab schematic would work to.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-15-2013, 02:14 AM
Communist scum must be erraticated.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-15-2013, 02:19 AM
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I give about 500 caps for her, A shishkebab schematic would work to.
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No gamertard speak, please
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Communist scum must be erraticated.
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It must be eradicated, and what does that have to do with the price of a daughter?
And could both of you, kindly, make your own threads in the introduction forum?
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Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-15-2013, 02:43 AM
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No gamertard speak, please
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Caps... Bottle caps, what else would I pay him?
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-15-2013, 02:52 AM
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Caps... Bottle caps, what else would I pay him?
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Silver shekels.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
28 If a man find a damsel [that is] a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-15-2013, 02:58 AM
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Silver shekels.
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Shekels! What part of the wasteland are you from?
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-15-2013, 03:03 AM
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Shekels! What part of the wasteland are you from?
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I live in Texas, but my home is in Heaven!
Please begin your own thread in the introduction forum!
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-15-2013, 09:17 AM
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Shekels! What part of the wasteland are you from?
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Silver's down a bit just now, closing last night @ 21·875 NY SPOT.
The shekel is a unit of weight, so 50 shekels [silver] would be $389·88
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-15-2013, 07:39 PM
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Shekels! What part of the wasteland are you from?
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The currency of Israel is also the shekel. Though it is not treated in the same manner as Sister Mitza has described. Last time I checked, Israel was a booming fascist state, not wasteland. Thanks obama
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Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-19-2013, 11:27 AM
I would like to propose an offer for this good wench!!
I shall be offering five years in the comfort of my own home which would involve rigorous bible studies, including a comfortably sized basement in which she can live and learn to love the lord without distraction from devil spawn until she is of good age. When she is 18 I will allow her to leave the basement to go and preach the good name of our lord and saviour jesus christ! I plan to marry her and take her blessed virginity, and keep her as my personal serf. If her offspring are of fit nature I will then duly marry the most devout of them and she will live with me also.
My first preposition is for $10,000, although i will be glad to barter if I can see a picture of the lady in question.
Faithfully and with the love of christ,
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-19-2013, 05:14 PM
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I shall be offering five years in the comfort of my own home which would involve rigorous bible studies, including a comfortably sized basement in which she can live and learn to love the lord without distraction from devil spawn until she is of good age.
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I'm pretty sure Brother Levi has seen to a very thorough Bible study for the girl.
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When she is 18 I will allow her to leave the basement to go and preach the good name of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ!
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FTFY
In five years she will be 20-21, this thread is three years old. Plus she cannot preach
1 Timothy 2:12 - But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
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I plan to marry her and take her blessed virginity, and keep her as my personal serf.
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If you marry her, she will be your wife, not your slave. There is not much Biblical distinction, yet it still exists
Mark 10:12 - And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery.
Here is a good explanation of what divorce means in God's eyes
Slaves on the other hand, unless they are your own kind don't have any recourse
Leviticus 25:44-46
Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, [shall be] of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.
45 Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that [are] with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.
46 And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit [them for] a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour.
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If her offspring are of fit nature I will then duly marry the most devout of them and she will live with me also.
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Polygamy is illegal in this country
Romans 13:1-7 - Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
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My first preposition is for $10,000, although i will be glad to barter if I can see a picture of the lady in question.
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A picture has already been posted
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Faithfully and with the love of christ,
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So Christ doesn't get a proper noun anywhere does he?
Yours in Him
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Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-20-2013, 03:21 AM
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My first preposition is for $10,000, although i will be glad to barter if I can see a picture of the lady in question.
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Your first what?
Go back to france, demon.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-22-2013, 01:15 PM
Go to hell, slavery is not funny.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-22-2013, 01:40 PM
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Go to hell, slavery is not funny.
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I don't think anyone here is proposing that slavery is funny. Personally, I don't find anything dealing with commerce funny.
Say, how about heading over to the Introduction Forum and telling us all about your relationship with Jesus? We want to get to know you!
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-26-2013, 10:37 AM
Is this post serious? Do you promote slavery of your daughters and sons? Are you seriously trying to sell your child?
I Peter 3:15-16: But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear: Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-26-2013, 01:26 PM
What's the matter with trying to recoup the losses on an investment?
I'll remind you, Brother Levi would never be able to recover the whole sum, but sometimes you have to unload part of your portfolio, just to keep some skin in the game
Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-26-2013, 03:32 PM
Is this post serious? Do you promote slavery of your daughters and sons? Are you seriously trying to sell your child?
I Peter 3:15-16: But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear: Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
08-26-2013, 03:48 PM
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Is this post serious? Do you promote slavery of your daughters and sons? Are you seriously trying to sell your child?
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The Bible allows for a man to sell his daughter. Why do you hate God so much?
And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed:
to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.
Exodus 21:7-11
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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