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Re: Wiccans Sue America -
11-17-2006, 02:38 PM
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Well Earth is an element according to Wiccans and Pagans. So plants grow on the earth and the animals eat the plants, then you eat animals. Either way you're eating Satan's handywork. And: I also said air and water were elements. According to you: air and elements is Satan. I.E. you're breathing and drinking Satan! According to you that is...
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No, all things in the heavens and the earth are God's creations. Wiccans may try to claim that Satan is responsible, but then they also claim they don't steal Christian babies, which shows how plausible they are.
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TOLERANCE! Don't judge people based on their beliefs and they wont judge you. It's basic human ethics.
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We have no need for human ethics, we have God's ethics. We do not judge people based on their beliefs; we judge people based on what God tells us. If other people wish to judge us based on what God tells us, that's fine with me.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Wiccans Sue America -
11-18-2006, 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
We have no need for human ethics, we have God's ethics. We do not judge people based on their beliefs; we judge people based on what God tells us. If other people wish to judge us based on what God tells us, that's fine with me.
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If you DON'T judge people, then there'll be no need for murder and the world will be a more peaceful place. Don't you want that? Or are you some kind of sadistic bastard that just wants death and destruction among anything that he can't control?
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Re: Wiccans Sue America -
11-18-2006, 12:31 AM
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If you DON'T judge people, then there'll be no need for murder and the world will be a more peaceful place. Don't you want that? Or are you some kind of sadistic bastard that just wants death and destruction among anything that he can't control?
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So you're saying that criminals should just be allowed to get away with it? If no-one judged anyone, there'd be no need to do nasty things like lock people up in prisons and all the darkies, towelheads and Papist wops would have the freedom to run down the road, raping anything they took a fancy to. I suppose that's your idea of utopia?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Wiccans Sue America -
11-20-2006, 11:05 PM
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So you're saying that criminals should just be allowed to get away with it? If no-one judged anyone, there'd be no need to do nasty things like lock people up in prisons and all the darkies, towelheads and Papist wops would have the freedom to run down the road, raping anything they took a fancy to. I suppose that's your idea of utopia?
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No. The people who murdered people and were sent to prison wouldn't have a reason to kill others because they would respect their differences. But of course there does have to be some justice in the world in case there are murders and riots and so on. But if there wasn't religious wars, riots, and 'killings for god' then there would be a lot less people dead.
And then you landoverinians going around killing people because a book happens to imply so...If you would just forget about all this hatred towards others and start accepting people for who they are, then everyone would be a lot happier. And if you truelly can't stand them, then stay away from them! It's as simple as that.
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Re: Wiccans Sue America -
11-20-2006, 11:57 PM
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And then you landoverinians going around killing people because a book happens to imply so...If you would just forget about all this hatred towards others and start accepting people for who they are, then everyone would be a lot happier. And if you truelly can't stand them, then stay away from them! It's as simple as that.
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But WE LOVE THEM, as Jesus commands, and so we cannot hurt to see them tossing away their soul like Van Hellbound's clients toss her out of a car when they're done with her! It is LOVE that drives us to reach out to our fellows and help them to overcome their delusions, no matter how reluctant they may be to admit that they want our help.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Wiccans Sue America -
11-25-2006, 04:45 AM
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But WE LOVE THEM, as Jesus commands, and so we cannot hurt to see them tossing away their soul like Van Hellbound's clients toss her out of a car when they're done with her! It is LOVE that drives us to reach out to our fellows and help them to overcome their delusions, no matter how reluctant they may be to admit that they want our help.
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Yeah...you sure love people by calling them prostitutes. Is this a joke or a parody? Because you seriously sound...crazy...
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Re: Wiccans Sue America -
11-25-2006, 05:20 AM
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You eat, right? Well, the food you're eating comes from 'the devil' or in more correct terms, the elements. One of the elements is earth, plants are grown on earth and animals eat plants. So whether you're eating plants or eating cows who ate the plants, you're eating the 'devil's work'! Maybe you shoud just stop eating, or you'll go to Hell. Or stop breathing for that matter, stop breathing and drinking! Because air and water are both elements too...
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Oh shut up and start arguing sensibly or you will go back on moderation.
It was said that Wickadens can call what they worship whatever they like -- elements, gods, whatever.
But they are still of Satan.
No one said that the chemical elements were of Satan. And earth is not an element in the chemical sense either, what are you talking about?
No one said the earth or food is somehow of Satan either. You are stretching matters so far, it is scarcely worth commenting on.
And who is your friend "Belial"?
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Wiccans Sue America -
11-25-2006, 05:26 AM
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No. The people who murdered people and were sent to prison wouldn't have a reason to kill others because they would respect their differences. But of course there does have to be some justice in the world in case there are murders and riots and so on. But if there wasn't religious wars, riots, and 'killings for god' then there would be a lot less people dead.
And then you landoverinians going around killing people because a book happens to imply so...If you would just forget about all this hatred towards others and start accepting people for who they are, then everyone would be a lot happier. And if you truelly can't stand them, then stay away from them! It's as simple as that.
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Why don't you try to put that just a little more vaguely and clumsily and then it would be completely incomprehensible. You are nearly there already but not quite.
At one point you seem to be accusing us of hating people. We don't hate people, we simply follow the Bible literally and accept that women, dark people -- anyone not white in fact -- homers, wickadens, gothics, mudslims, boodists, lezbeanics, damned foreigners like the Hinadozze, and so on are inferior.
And so are harlots like you.
PRAISE THE LORD!
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Wiccans Sue America -
11-25-2006, 05:29 AM
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Yeah...you sure love people by calling them prostitutes. Is this a joke or a parody? Because you seriously sound...crazy...
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Are you suggesting that we should show our love for prostitutes by calling them 'vestal-virgins' or something?
But that would be a lie.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Wiccans Sue America -
11-25-2006, 05:36 AM
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Are you suggesting that we should show our love for prostitutes by calling them 'vestal-virgins' or something?
But that would be a lie.
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There you go, taking my words out of context again. I'm saying that you call other people prostitutes, when actually you have no idea what they really are or if they're even virgins. I say that you should show your 'love' by giving encouragement and listening, instead of blatantly judging people.
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Re: Wiccans Sue America -
11-25-2006, 09:46 AM
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There you go, taking my words out of context again. I'm saying that you call other people prostitutes, when actually you have no idea what they really are or if they're even virgins. I say that you should show your 'love' by giving encouragement and listening, instead of blatantly judging people.
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I was encouraging you just a post or two ago -- and it's true: with the Lord anything is possible. So, Hellion, you need not give up hope: the Lord can and has saved© the most loathsome, silly and arrogant of sinners -- yes, even people like you, and, in fact even worse. You too can be saved© Hellion!
Imagine how wonderful it would be! You would be on your way to heaven and may even find a nice True Christian™ boy to be your husband. Well, possibly, that's not a promise, mind. It would have to be a young man of rare determination and courage, and who was blind, deaf, and extraordinary tolerant as well, before he would consider you for a wife, but who knows, there might be just such a person somewhere.
Without Jesus what prospects do you have Hellion? More loneliness and tears? More corrosive anger? More sadness and envy? And growing old all the while until you are thrown into an old person's home and left to rot before the Devil takes you. You need Jesus Hellion. You need him bad. Take the chance while it is still open.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Wiccans Sue America -
11-25-2006, 08:20 PM
Perhaps if these scumbags would have trusted in Jesus instead of in the false religion of Wicca they wouldn't be dead as a Kennedy intern right now. Wicca isn't even a valid religion!
Then again,
maybe by placing a Pentagram on their tombstones would help identify the Satanists for future reference if a Latrine needs to be dug. This way the builders will know where to dig so as not to disturb the decent folks bones. They already do that with all the other non-crossed markers there so why not.
Then again,
Satan has no place in Arlington. That is reserved for Americans who died for America, not for those killed by Jesus for being Wiccan.
Interesting article Pastor Ezekiel and yes, this can be traced to the dispicable Clintons and their attempted Socialist regime.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Wiccans Sue America -
11-26-2006, 02:08 AM
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I was encouraging you just a post or two ago -- and it's true: with the Lord anything is possible. So, Hellion, you need not give up hope: the Lord can and has saved© the most loathsome, silly and arrogant of sinners -- yes, even people like you, and, in fact even worse. You too can be saved© Hellion!
Imagine how wonderful it would be! You would be on your way to heaven and may even find a nice True Christian™ boy to be your husband. Well, possibly, that's not a promise, mind. It would have to be a young man of rare determination and courage, and who was blind, deaf, and extraordinary tolerant as well, before he would consider you for a wife, but who knows, there might be just such a person somewhere.
Without Jesus what prospects do you have Hellion? More loneliness and tears? More corrosive anger? More sadness and envy? And growing old all the while until you are thrown into an old person's home and left to rot before the Devil takes you. You need Jesus Hellion. You need him bad. Take the chance while it is still open.
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Nope. I like being crude and lustful. And I love heavy metal and the Murderdolls! If I were a true christian I wouldn't be able to listen to them or grope Nick's sexy butt.
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Re: Wiccans Sue America -
11-26-2006, 02:11 AM
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Nope. I like being crude and lustful. And I love heavy metal and the Murderdolls! If I were a true christian I wouldn't be able to listen to them or grope Nick's sexy butt.
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You are grossing me out here!
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12-07-2006, 12:53 AM
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You are grossing me out here!
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I can't help it, Al. Nick's butt is like THEE nicest ass in the world. Well, there is Joey of course. But Nick has these tight pants that he wears just for me and they accent his butt so nicely.
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12-07-2006, 08:54 AM
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I can't help it, Al. Nick's butt is like THEE nicest ass in the world. Well, there is Joey of course. But Nick has these tight pants that he wears just for me and they accent his butt so nicely.
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So you dress up a donkey called Nick in tight pants? Then you grope it!? You are one sick, perverted freak, however I must say that I expected it of you.
Leviticus 18:23
Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
Jeremiah.17.15
Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.
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12-07-2006, 11:23 PM
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So you dress up a donkey called Nick in tight pants? Then you grope it!? You are one sick, perverted freak, however I must say that I expected it of you.
Leviticus 18:23
Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
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ass (n.) Vulgar Slang: The buttocks.
There is more than one meaning for ass.
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Re: Wiccans Sue America -
12-08-2006, 03:00 AM
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ass (n.) Vulgar Slang: The buttocks.
There is more than one meaning for ass.
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Indeed there is:
Miss Hellion.
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Re: Wiccans Sue America -
05-28-2007, 05:56 PM
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Wiccans aren't Satanists. They worship the elements and nature, not Satan.
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Actually, they worship the God and Goddess, they personify the forces of Nature and the elements.
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06-10-2007, 05:12 PM
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Getting drunk and puking on yourself can hardly be considered spiritual. And when we first came here we tried to make friends with them but then they started scalping women and children for no reason at all. They were the ones that didn't want to share; so we just took it.
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Um, no. We came here and we tried to be friends, and it worked at first. Then after a while we started wanting their land and using our " Friendship " to get it, and after we kept on and on and taking land, they revolted back on us and started killing, it was not the other way around. Get your facts straight.
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