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Default God doesn't tell contradictions - 07-16-2007, 10:45 AM

2 Samuel 6


23 Therefore Michal the daughter of Saul had no child unto the day of her death.


2 Samuel 21


8 But the king took the two sons of Rizpah the daughter of Aiah, whom she bare unto Saul, Armoni and Mephibosheth; and the five sons of Michal the daughter of Saul, whom she brought up for Adriel the son of Barzillai the Meholathite:
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Default Re: God doesn't tell contradictions - 07-16-2007, 02:49 PM

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2 Samuel 6


23 Therefore Michal the daughter of Saul had no child unto the day of her death.


2 Samuel 21


8 But the king took the two sons of Rizpah the daughter of Aiah, whom she bare unto Saul, Armoni and Mephibosheth; and the five sons of Michal the daughter of Saul, whom she brought up for Adriel the son of Barzillai the Meholathite:
And? Maybe Saul had two daughters, both of whom he named Michal. One of them had five sons, and the other didn't. Stranger things have happened. Mrs McCave had twenty-three sons, and she named them all Dave. Fortunately, none of them ever met the false demon-prophet MooHamHead (piss be upon him), or he'd have raped them all senseless as soon as they reached the age of nine.


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or he'd have raped them all senseless as soon as they reached the age of nine.
Or offered them a glass of camel piss.
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Default Re: God doesn't tell contradictions - 07-16-2007, 03:08 PM

What is your problem Noah's Ark? Michal had her children post-mortem. Child birth was a risky thing in those days.



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Default Re: God doesn't tell contradictions - 07-16-2007, 04:08 PM



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Maybe ......


Maybe???? There's no maybe here, there are "I know" and "I don't know"

But any way Mr. "maybe", maybe it's not the word of God because God don't make mistakes

Maybe

And Mr. Maybe, when the Ark proved that Jesus is not the god, revile Mohammed
When the Ark proved that the bible is not the word of god, revile Mohammed

That's all what you do
That's all what you can do

You don't have anything else to defend your faith, simply, because it's fake faith no one can defend it
Who can make lies true???

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Or offered them a glass of camel piss.


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What is your problem Noah's Ark? Michal had her children post-mortem. Child birth was a risky thing in those days.


I'll tell you the problem Joe
The problem is the declaration that she had no children till her death, came before the declaration that she had five children read 2 Samuel 6 again

unto the day of her death

then any reader expect no children for this woman till the death , but we all surprised that the writer forget what he told us, and he mansion her five children in 2 Samuel 21 !!!

God don't make mistakes Bobby-Joe!


So the writer is not the God !

Is it simple enough???



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Default Re: God doesn't tell contradictions - 07-16-2007, 04:21 PM

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I'll tell you the problem Joe
The problem is the declaration that she had no children till her death, came before the declaration that she had five children read 2 Samuel 6 again

unto the day of her death

then any reader expect no children for this woman till the death , but we all surprised that the writer forget what he told us, and he mansion her five children in 2 Samuel 21 !!!

God don't make mistakes Bobby-Joe!


So the writer is not the God !

Is it simple enough???

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Noah,

Are you doubting the existence of God? I hope not. That would make you atheist, one of the lowest order of scum on the planet. Atheists are so bad I would even hesitate accusing an Muslim of being an atheist.

No Noah, clearly you are not following the subtleties of God’s chosen language, English. It clear that Michal had hextuplets(sp?) and died right before giving birth to them. I suspect you are reading “whom she brought up” as Michal raised them not as “brought up” and in grew from a man seed in her mommy cave.

I will concede there might be the possibility that Saul had another daughter names Michal. This is a woman we are talking about so who is counting?



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Default Re: God doesn't tell contradictions - 07-16-2007, 04:25 PM

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Maybe???? There's no maybe here, there are "I know" and "I don't know"

But any way Mr. "maybe", maybe it's not the word of God because God don't make mistakes

Maybe

And Mr. Maybe, when the Ark proved that Jesus is not the god, revile Mohammed
When the Ark proved that the bible is not the word of god, revile Mohammed
Why hang around waiting for something that's never going to happen when I can revile that demon-possessed paedophile here and now?
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I wanna ask about the criteria that this forum count on to choose moderators?


They must be Godly True Christians™. That's why Deaner is one, but you will never be, unless you give up your Catholic cult and get right with the Lord.
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I'll tell you the problem Joe
The problem is the declaration that she had no children till her death, came before the declaration that she had five children read 2 Samuel 6 again

unto the day of her death

then any reader expect no children for this woman till the death , but we all surprised that the writer forget what he told us, and he mansion her five children in 2 Samuel 21 !!!
I'd like to see you give birth to quintuplets and survive!


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You've got a lotta nerve. What's the criteria for being a muslim? You guys are like joo's with your brains kicked in.
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Default Re: God doesn't tell contradictions - 07-16-2007, 04:57 PM

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mmmmm I see
There are no conditions for intelligence, smartness
So no intellectual people required


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There are no conditions for intelligence, smartness
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Freind,

Does God ask us to think, or to belive? It was the intellectuals that cause all the problems with their so called reason.



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Now I know why
That was way below the belt sinner. You've actually hurt my feelings.

May I remind you that you are in a Christian forum where basic manners are encouraged. This is not the mud-hut you live in with 35 of your relatives.
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Default Re: God doesn't tell contradictions - 07-17-2007, 03:53 AM

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Maybe???? There's no maybe here, there are "I know" and "I don't know"

But any way Mr. "maybe", maybe it's not the word of God because God don't make mistakes
Agreed.

[3.169] And reckon not those who are killed in Allah's way as dead; nay, they are alive (and) are provided sustenance from their Lord;
[3.170] Rejoicing in what Allah has given them out of His grace and they rejoice for the sake of those who, (being left) behind them, have not yet joined them, that they shall have no fear, nor shall they grieve.

Now according to your moon cult a man can be killed and at the same time be alive. Not only alive, but living a life of luxury and feeling sad for all the other poor blokes who are left to wallow in the cesspool of hopelessness, poverty, and violence that is Islamic government.

However, the Day of Reckoning is emphasized throughout the Qu'ran as the day in which ALL men will be resurrected. Will living men sitting in the lap of luxury be resurrected even though they are already alive?

[23.12] And certainly We created man of an extract of clay,
[23.13] Then We made him a small seed in a firm resting-place,
[23.14] Then We made the seed a clot, then We made the clot a lump of flesh, then We made (in) the lump of flesh bones, then We clothed the bones with flesh, then We caused it to grow into another creation, so blessed be Allah, the best of the creators.
[23.15] Then after that you will most surely die.
[23.16] Then surely on the day of resurrection you shall be raised.


The Qur'an is obviously not thre word of God.


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Default Re: God doesn't tell contradictions - 07-17-2007, 08:07 AM

i asked for opening new thread to answer all your questions about Islam

untill that save this nice question to me

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Default Re: God doesn't tell contradictions - 07-17-2007, 08:17 AM

2 Kings 8
25In the twelfth year of Joram the son of Ahab king of Israel did Ahaziah the son of Jehoram king of Judah begin to reign.

but here "your god" said

2 Kings 9
29And in the eleventh year of Joram the son of Ahab began Ahaziah to reign over Judah.

God doesn't make mistakes
this book isn't the word of God


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Default Re: God doesn't tell contradictions - 07-17-2007, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by noah ark View Post
2 Kings 8
25In the twelfth year of Joram the son of Ahab king of Israel did Ahaziah the son of Jehoram king of Judah begin to reign.

but here "your god" said

2 Kings 9
29And in the eleventh year of Joram the son of Ahab began Ahaziah to reign over Judah.

God doesn't make mistakes
this book isn't the word of God
It seems perfectly clear to me. In the eleventh year of Joram the son Ahab began Ahaziah to reign over Judah, then in the twelfth year he began to reign over somewhere else. What's so difficult to follow about that, you barbarous mudswine?


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