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07-11-2007, 09:53 PM
Recently we've been getting a whole heap of Atheist Trash visiting God's favourite Forum and it got me thinking.
We all know that Atheists are nothing more than Inhuman Animals, Cowards and Liars.
What I was wondering is this; Do Atheists cry at Funerals and if so, why?
After all, they believe that a deceased person is just a dead rotting Corpse and no more. Since Atheists hate God, and they hate Family, and they hate Country, who are they crying for?
What would be written on an Atheists Grave? Well, there can only be one thing.................. "Here lies a good Atheist"
After all, the only good Atheist is a dead Atheist.
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07-11-2007, 10:23 PM
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What would be written on an Atheists Grave? Well, there can only be one thing.................. "Here lies a good Atheist"
After all, the only good Atheist is a dead Atheist.
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A grave for an Atheists Sister Talitha? Their bodies should be dumped with the trash, or sent of to rendering plant to be made into something useful. Since an atheists have no respect or love for any other human being that is all they deserve. Frankly the best thing an atheists could do is shoot themselves in the head, I mean what else do they have to live for?
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07-11-2007, 11:18 PM
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A grave for an Atheists Sister Talitha? Their bodies should be dumped with the trash, or sent of to rendering plant to be made into something useful. Since an atheists have no respect or love for any other human being that is all they deserve. Frankly the best thing an atheists could do is shoot themselves in the head, I mean what else do they have to live for?
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While I share your sentiments exactly Brother BJ, I can also provide an answer to your question, at least from the atheist position. I have studied the behavior of the God haters for years now, so I know from which I speak.
According to them, they live "for the moment". By that they mean that they exist only for the personal pleasure they get out of the thievery, rape, perverted whoredoms, laziness, and various sundry immoralities they wallow in each day. They do the work of satan by aggressively spreading the lies of atheism and monkey worship to everyone they can. They pour billions of dollars into campaigns designed to brainwash innocent children into their cult, and they actively bribe demoncrat politicians to help force their anti-God agenda down our throats.
Basically, they live to commit sin.
Which is why we True Christians must be tireless in our drive to eradicate these vermin from our Godly country, and raise our fund driving efforts as well. Do you realize that we Christians only outspend the atheist hoards by something like 50 to 1?
"Non-believers can't be considered citizens or patriots...this is one nation under God." --George H. W. Bush, 41st President of the United States
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The only good Atheist.......... -
07-11-2007, 11:52 PM
My guess is at a funeral, an atheist would be mourning the loss of a person they cared about who is no longer among the living. Doesn't matter what you believe, death is devastating.
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07-11-2007, 11:57 PM
The only good atheist is a dead one!!!
GLORY!!!!
Boy oh boy what I wouldn't give to see the looks on their faces when they are greeted by Satan and his horny minions when they die. Bwaaa haaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaa!
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07-12-2007, 03:45 AM
Why mourn when they can kill themselves? Nothing matters to these people anyway. They're going to die eventually anyway and everything they were, will be, or are currently have never really been according to their doctrine. All their memories and experiences: poof!!! If what they say is true it'll be like they never existed so what does life matter? These "people" do not comprehend love or remorse.
That's why they rape, molest children, steal, mate with animals, murder, etc. They don't think it's ever going to cath up with them since it will be as if they never existed anyway when all is said and done according to their idiotic beliefs.
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Boy oh boy what I wouldn't give to see the looks on their faces when they are greeted by Satan and his horny minions when they die. Bwaaa haaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaa!
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We will see them, Sister, when Jesus kills us and sends us to Heaven!! I can't wait to see them begging for water as they are eternally melted and remelted over and over for all eternity while being gang raped by tar black, blue gummed, wide nosed, bubble lipped demons with 20 inch barbed tallywackers loaded with sulfuric spunk. I can see it now... I pour down some water from heaven, it scalds them terribly, then evaporates without them tasting one drop. GLORY!!!
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Re: The only good Atheist.......... -
07-12-2007, 10:18 AM
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My guess is at a funeral, an atheist would be mourning the loss of a person they cared about who is no longer among the living. Doesn't matter what you believe, death is devastating.
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Surely they'd view death as a release from the pain of atheism?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: The only good Atheist.......... -
07-12-2007, 04:18 PM
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Surely they'd view death as a release from the pain of atheism?
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Some compassionate Christians even go out of their way to help these Atheists and the pain they must be going through:
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Larry Hooper was killed for being an atheist. His brutal murder, perpetrated at the hands Arthur Shelton, a Christian and Eagle scout, was justified simply because he was an atheist.
The trial began with the taped phone call Arthur Shelton placed to the Taylor police department in Taylor, Michigan, October 18, 2004, at precisely 12:44 AM. Shelton sounded calm and prideful when he told the dispatcher he had just shot "the devil himself" with a revolver and a shotgun because "he (Hooper) didn't believe in God." Shelton told the dispatcher he was "still armed and ready to shoot again in case he moves. I want to make sure he's gone." When the dispatcher asked how many times he shot the victim Shelton replied, "hopefully enough."
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Praise Jesus that there are people around like Arthur Shelton to protect Christian people from evil Atheists.
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Re: The only good Atheist.......... -
07-12-2007, 06:05 PM
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Praise Jesus that there are people around like Arthur Shelton to protect Christian people from evil Atheists.
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Now there is a man. PRAISE Jesus! Maybe there is some hope for the kids today.
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Re: The only good Atheist.......... -
07-12-2007, 07:10 PM
Death is the only certainty that both and all sides can and do agree upon, and once it happens that's it. Even if there is a God and all that stuff, we're not all like Jesus and we can't all just come back from death, it's a permanent change. Just because someone doesn't have a belief in God(s), doesn't mean they are absent of feeling(s).
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Re: The only good Atheist.......... -
07-12-2007, 07:18 PM
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Just because someone doesn't have a belief in God(s), doesn't mean they are absent of feeling(s).
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No, just morality and decency.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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07-12-2007, 07:22 PM
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No, just morality and decency.
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Really? Can you back that up with scripture please? I'm pretty sure you probably can (I'm serious, I bet you probably can), as well as real life scenario's, examples, quotations, studies, essay(s), and cite your sources.
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07-12-2007, 07:36 PM
My brothers an atheist. He's still my brother. Wouldn't change him at all.
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07-12-2007, 08:11 PM
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My brothers an atheist. He's still my brother. Wouldn't change him at all.
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Really?
Do you have to keep him locked in the Attic?
You have to realise that sooner or later he could escape and do untold things to you and your family.
I don't understand how you could even admit to such a thing or how he can even still be your Brother
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07-12-2007, 08:23 PM
It's never once bothered me. He's my brother. I love him.
He's currently in my room with me, watching the Tv. We have just been discussing bikes.
If he wanted to do that, he'd of done it ages ago. Nah, he says it doesn't matter how/what I am, he still loves me. that's family.
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07-12-2007, 08:28 PM
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Really? Can you back that up with scripture please? I'm pretty sure you probably can (I'm serious, I bet you probably can), as well as real life scenario's, examples, quotations, studies, essay(s), and cite your sources.
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You sure are asking quite a lot from Brother Temperance; all for the sake of demonstrating that empty shells devoid of morality and decency are empty shells devoid of morality and decency. Look at what happened in New Orleans when the Hurricane took away law and order. Robbery!!! Rape!!! Murder!!! Lewdness!!!
No True Christian would ever sink to such depths of immorality just because man's law is no longer in effect.
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07-12-2007, 08:34 PM
Friend, you should act before It's too late.
How did he become an Atheist? Was he dragged off to some Atheist Cult Camp where he got Brainwashed?
The only natural way for a person is the Christian way. Everyone is born Christian but It's only a matter of time before the agents of Satan try and drag them away from Jesus.
If it would help, we have Pastors on hand 24/7 to give a Ministering to such misguided Souls as your Brother. For a reasonable fee of course
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07-12-2007, 08:39 PM
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Really? Can you back that up with scripture please? I'm pretty sure you probably can (I'm serious, I bet you probably can), as well as real life scenario's, examples, quotations, studies, essay(s), and cite your sources.
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Psalm 14:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
All criminals are atheists:
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As everybody knows, people are born not believing in God. Therefore, they are born atheists, which means "no God." Knowing that, common sense suggests that all criminals were originally atheists. That includes the most heinous criminals, such as Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Tupac Shakur. Criminals who commit religious crimes against Christianity and other proper religions tend to empathize with other anti-Christian atheists (pardon the redundancy). As for criminals who commit crimes against atheists in the name of Christianity, like homophobes, they are simply trying to repress their atheistic/homosexual tendancies, but rather than act Christian about it, they take it to an atheistic extreme.
All criminals have been atheists at one time in their lives? I don't know about you, but if there was ever a reason to outlaw atheism and other non-Christian religions, this is it.
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Atheists and Demoncrats commit more murders:
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Consider Florida, which went Republican in 2004. It has 67 counties, and the 10 that supported John Kerry most heavily (thus, by Harris' reckoning, the least religious) were home to 367 murders in 2006. The 10 counties wherein Bush found his strongest support, on the other hand, had only 19. Even taking population differences into account, the murder rate per 100,000 in the "blue" counties was more than twice that of the "red" counties, 4.7 to 2.0. And the two most murderous counties in the state, Gadsden and Madison, averaged a murder rate of 13.9 to go with their 60 percent support for the Democrat.
It is clearly perverse, bordering on the intellectually dishonest, to attempt charging these godless "blue-county" murders to the religious "red-state" account.
Nor are American statistics the only means of demonstrating a godless proclivity for crime, the inherent problem of equating legality with morality notwithstanding. A comparison of a 2000 survey of the British prison population with the 2001 national census revealed that whereas individuals claiming atheism or no religion make up only 15.5 percent of the British population, they comprise 31.9 percent of those imprisoned.
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Atheism is also simply bad for you. Take Lance Armstrong: God gave him wonderful athletic gifts, but when he refused to thank God for those gifts by acknowledging Him as his personal savior, God smote his man-berries with cancer. Yuck!
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07-15-2007, 12:50 PM
3% of the American people are atheists, 1% of the population in American prisons are atheists
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3% of the American people are atheists, 1% of the population in American prisons are atheists
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And 97% of Americans are Christians. Jesus always wins, chowderhead.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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