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Re: Memorize The Bible! -
07-01-2013, 12:15 AM
This is slightly unrelated but I'm trying to get to grips with the Bible. It's true that God is all-good and all-knowing, correct?
Mark 9:43-48
... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
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Re: Memorize The Bible! -
07-01-2013, 12:19 AM
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This is slightly unrelated but I'm trying to get to grips with the Bible. It's true that God is all-good and all-knowing, correct?
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Friend, I'm a teacher by trade (a home educator). I can tell you that the very best way to learn and know something is to experience it yourself. Why not read the Holy Bible so you can know who God is and what He is like?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Memorize The Bible! -
07-01-2013, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Friend, I'm a teacher by trade (a home educator). I can tell you that the very best way to learn and know something is to experience it yourself. Why not read the Holy Bible so you can know who God is and what He is like?
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Well, yes, but can you atleast point me to the verses that involve my question?
Also, is there any reference to lust in it? If so, can you refer me?
Mark 9:43-48
... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
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Re: Memorize The Bible! -
07-01-2013, 12:58 AM
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This is slightly unrelated but I'm trying to get to grips with the Bible. It's true that God is all-good and all-knowing, correct?
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Nice try, heathen. Instead of playing "gotcha" with True Christians™ on His favorite forum, why don't you drop to your knees and beg Him to take charge of your life. Way less sodomy that way.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Memorize The Bible! -
07-01-2013, 02:30 AM
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...Also, is there any reference to lust in it?...
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The dirtiest bits of the Bible start here and end here. Enjoy.
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Re: Memorize The Bible! -
07-01-2013, 03:21 PM
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The dirtiest bits of the Bible start here and end here. Enjoy.
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What you did there, I like it.
Mark 9:43-48
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Re: Memorize The Bible! -
07-01-2013, 03:31 PM
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What you did there, I like it.
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You would do well not to align yourself with wicked Mr Much.
I'm not saying he will directly imperil your soul just be speaking to him but your soul is very much in peril here. Men like him with all of their parties, drink and drugs and free women are an anathema to decent Christians who prize decency and purity in people.
Make the right choice.
God Bless
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Memorize The Bible! -
07-01-2013, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
You would do well not to align yourself with wicked Mr Much.
I'm not saying he will directly imperil your soul just be speaking to him but your soul is very much in peril here. Men like him with all of their parties, drink and drugs and free women are an anathema to decent Christians who prize decency and purity in people.
Make the right choice.
God Bless
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I'm not aligning myself with anybody. I just thought that joke he made was humorous. That's if it was a joke.
Mark 9:43-48
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Re: Memorize The Bible! -
07-01-2013, 04:57 PM
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I'm not aligning myself with anybody. I just thought that joke he made was humorous. That's if it was a joke.
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I can't for the life of me imagine how it could be a joke.
God Bless
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Memorize The Bible! -
07-01-2013, 05:48 PM
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...I just thought that joke he made was humorous...
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
I can't for the life of me imagine how it could be a joke...
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Only someone who hasn't read the Bible could think it was a joke.
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Re: Memorize The Bible! -
06-20-2014, 05:24 AM
I like this quote from the bible. Leviticus 3:17 “It shall be a perpetual statute for your generations throughout all your dwellings, that ye eat neither fat" translation it means no fat people. I can't create posts yet so I decide to stick it somewhere
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Re: Memorize The Bible! -
06-20-2014, 05:40 AM
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I like this quote from the bible. Leviticus 3:17 “It shall be a perpetual statute for your generations throughout all your dwellings, that ye eat neither fat" translation it means no fat people.
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So you're saying the Bible says not to eat fat people?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Memorize The Bible! -
06-20-2014, 06:38 AM
I think that's what it means. What is your interpretation Mary?
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Re: Memorize The Bible! -
06-20-2014, 02:27 PM
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I think that's what it means. What is your interpretation Mary?
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Here's the difference between Heaven-bound True Christians™ and hellbound liberal false Christians. The latter take snippets of Scripture and "interpret" them. The former do not interpret, but instead read what the Bible plainly says, in context. Now let's look at the entirety of the verse, including the words that you lopped off:
[Leviticus 3:17 KJV] 17 [It shall be] a perpetual statute for your generations throughout all your dwellings, that ye eat neither fat nor blood.
It looks a little different now, doesn't it, dear friend?
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