Hello to yall gud Bible folks

[Damien Cross]

I is Damien. I come up here wit Mama Johnson ta be wit real church folk. Bible beleavin Christien folk woo rely beleav in da Lawd. I ain't got much fo school'n, but i got a mity strong body and i is willin to work. I's be's hop'n ta get some lernin at you Bible school cos i ain't got da mony fo no big city school hous. i's wanna be da firs n ma fambly ta get a diploma.

I ben workin n Demoyins at da junk yard tempararly but i was hopin i be abul ta get job do'n da grass, cleanin da halls n stuff at da church. i's be reel strong to. i can cary stuf reel gud.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello to yall gud Bible folks

Welcome to God's favorite forum, boy. I couldn't understand much of what you said, but if you're looking for work, I might need a new pool boy pretty soon. Come around my estate tonight after 11. I want to see what you look like in a Speedo can do with your hands.

Be sure and use the servant entrance.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Hello to yall gud Bible folks

I is Damien. I come up here wit Mama Johnson ta be wit real church folk. Bible beleavin Christien folk woo rely beleav in da Lawd. I ain't got much fo school'n, but i got a mity strong body and i is willin to work. I's be's hop'n ta get some lernin at you Bible school cos i ain't got da mony fo no big city school hous. i's wanna be da firs n ma fambly ta get a diploma.

I ben workin n Demoyins at da junk yard tempararly but i was hopin i be abul ta get job do'n da grass, cleanin da halls n stuff at da church. i's be reel strong to. i can cary stuf reel gud.

Welcome Damien. Are you able to read proper English or would you prefer me to speak in your native tongue?. You've made a fine decision to come here. You'll have to ask the Pastors if you can help out with the more menial chores.

Your first step to self improvement will be to go through the ex-Negro program. That should prepare you to be able to get your GED. If you're VERY smart then maybe you can get into one of those Historically Black colleges that offer an inferior education but are politically correct come hiring time.

One word of advice, stay away from the white women. It can only bring you trouble.

Good luck Damien!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Damien Cross]

Re: Hello to yall gud Bible folks

Welcome to God's favorite forum, boy. I couldn't understand much of what you said, but if you're looking for work, I might need a new pool boy pretty soon. Come around my estate tonight after 11. I want to see what you look like in a Speedo can do with your hands.

Be sure and use the servant entrance.

I don no nutin bout no pools Mister Ezekiel. But i put a foto n ma profile page. I got mony bak home to tak som fotos from dis artsy typ bout a yir ago. Wi yu ned dat foto Mister Ezekiel?

[Star Finder]

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Rest assured my boy in the firm knowledge that Paster Zeke will plumb the depths of your knowledge and inject some smart reasoning into your folksy vernacular....

and welcome to the big house! (of Gods that is not the other kind)

[Damien Cross]

Re: Hello to yall gud Bible folks

Welcome Damien. Are you able to read proper English or would you prefer me to speak in your native tongue?. You've made a fine decision to come here. You'll have to ask the Pastors if you can help out with the more menial chores.

Your first step to self improvement will be to go through the ex-Negro program. That should prepare you to be able to get your GED. If you're VERY smart then maybe you can get into one of those Historically Black colleges that offer an inferior education but are politically correct come hiring time.

One word of advice, stay away from the white women. It can only bring your trouble.

Good luck Damien!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Thank ya sir fo yo kind wurds. Yu peples sur is frendly folk. Ain't no whit womens wer i's is from. no sir. So how i gets n dat ex-negro program?

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Hello to yall gud Bible folks

I is Damien. I come up here wit Mama Johnson ta be wit real church folk. Bible beleavin Christien folk woo rely beleav in da Lawd. I ain't got much fo school'n, but i got a mity strong body and i is willin to work. I's be's hop'n ta get some lernin at you Bible school cos i ain't got da mony fo no big city school hous. i's wanna be da firs n ma fambly ta get a diploma.

I ben workin n Demoyins at da junk yard tempararly but i was hopin i be abul ta get job do'n da grass, cleanin da halls n stuff at da church. i's be reel strong to. i can cary stuf reel gud.

Mercy on me!
Yous unsaved trash ! Yous the debil hiself!. Mr Sam cleans up at da landober and yous better finds youself somebin else!

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Hello to yall gud Bible folks

I is Damien. I come up here wit Mama Johnson ta be wit real church folk. Bible beleavin Christien folk woo rely beleav in da Lawd. I ain't got much fo school'n, but i got a mity strong body and i is willin to work. I's be's hop'n ta get some lernin at you Bible school cos i ain't got da mony fo no big city school hous. i's wanna be da firs n ma fambly ta get a diploma.

I ben workin n Demoyins at da junk yard tempararly but i was hopin i be abul ta get job do'n da grass, cleanin da halls n stuff at da church. i's be reel strong to. i can cary stuf reel gud.

Lawd hab mercy , eyes donno no colored fellow named no Damien. Missa Massa Passa, Mr Sam will gives yous all da works you need. Don let no outside trash mosey on into da landober. You don have enoughs folding cahirs for us colored folks as it is!

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Re: Hello to yall gud Bible folks

I ben workin n Demoyins at da junk yard tempararly but i was hopin i be abul ta get job do'n da grass, cleanin da halls n stuff at da church. i's be reel strong to. i can cary stuf reel gud.

Hi damien maybe we can do the grass together i got layed off at land of goshen Christian lawn care and the pastors keep telling me that if i keep up on my tithes then maybe God will bless me with a job doing the church lawn.

I don no nutin bout no pools Mister Ezekiel. But i put a foto n ma profile page. I got mony bak home to tak som fotos from dis artsy typ bout a yir ago. Wi yu ned dat foto Mister Ezekiel?

Now dont get uppity to the pastors we have to do what they say even if it seems not quite right to us its like they keep telling me thats the way God wants it.

[Brian Dyk]

Re: Hello to yall gud Bible folks

Hey there boy. I pay in fried chicken and watermelon if you stop by and clean my windows and pick the cotton out on the back forty. Praise Jesus!!!

[Damien Cross]

Re: Hello to yall gud Bible folks

Lawd hab mercy , eyes donno no colored fellow named no Damien. Missa Massa Passa, Mr Sam will gives yous all da works you need. Don let no outside trash mosey on into da landober. You don have enoughs folding cahirs for us colored folks as it is!

Is me Mama Johnson! I's Cornbread!!!

[Damien Cross]

Re: Hello to yall gud Bible folks

Hi damien maybe we can do the grass together i got layed off at land of goshen Christian lawn care and the pastors keep telling me that if i keep up on my tithes then maybe God will bless me with a job doing the church lawn.

Now dont get uppity to the pastors we have to do what they say even if it seems not quite right to us its like they keep telling me thats the way God wants it.

I's ain't uppity. I jus acts da man a Q.

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

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Hey there boy. I pay in fried chicken and watermelon if you stop by and clean my windows and pick the cotton out on the back forty. Praise Jesus!!!

Go back to your corner of hell, Mr Dyk.....

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Hello to yall gud Bible folks

Is me Mama Johnson! I's Cornbread!!!

You sho you not Beezers boy Henrys? Hes da one dats stole da Evian watah fors da baptismal last weeks.