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flag Extreme Homosexuality AND Extreme Persecution of Christians at the EURO 2016 Soccer Tournament (NSFW) - 06-20-2016, 02:30 PM

A Quick Reminder:
  • The European scum calls soccer "football".
  • It is one of the principal forms of "male bonding" on that God-Forsaken continent and a leading cause of homosexual choices.
  • At this very moment, the French are organizing a tournament with dozens of European "countries" participating, although we must all thank Jesus that he considered it prudent to prevent the Netherlands (Holland) from qualifying. Praise Jesus.
Some sordid images depicting this, the vilest of sports, that are forever haunting our retinas can be seen below (NSFW or Ladies):



1 Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,



1 Timothy 1:10
For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;




Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.




Deuteronomy 22:28-29
If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.


You'd think that it was enough for soccer-sodomites to flaunt their fornication on stadiums. It is not. In addition to the players, the audience consists mostly of aspiring homosexuals. And as the sodomistic lifestyle progresses, more and more stimuli are needed to bring the young sodomite to the climax through rectal stimulation. By the time the sodomite reaches the stadium at the age of 18 years, he's been experimenting with countless men, his nether regions have been stretched to their limits with the extremely large male organs of other sodomites (for a discussion about tallywhacker size and sexual orientation choice, see this Report by the LBC University).

Thus, we enter the EURO 2016 stadiums. June 18 2016, the City of Nice was not nice to this young homer. Match: France-Albania. A young supporter entered the stadium with a 7 inch flare in his rectum.
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A French football fan was tonight facing prosecution after hiding a flare up his bottom, and then burning himself and two others with the firework at Euro 2016.

The smoke bombs are strictly banned in all stadiums during the competition in France, but the 18-year-old managed to smuggle it through a number of security checks and into the fanzone in the southern city of Nice.

He then took the 7ins x 1.5ins device out of his rectum during France's 2-0 victory against Albania last Wednesday, and set it off.


This is what he detonated in his rectum. Only by explosives can these homers reach satisfaction. As evidenced above, the explosion was so powerful that those around him were injured, as well.


This is the colon and the rectum (lowest blue part of the image) of a sodomite.

The depravity of the sodomite community or their ingenuity when discovering new ways to climax does not cease to amaze us. Thus, it seems that all the players and spectators of this mildly entertaining event are sodomites. WRONG! There is a team that struggles to overturn the homertide and bring home the Victory for Jesus, Godly Russia is participating.

What do the other soccer fans do when the Russian supporters arrive? You guessed it! They use extreme violence to bring the followers of Mr. Putin to shame! Thousands of English homers attacked unarmed Russian supporters in the Muslim City of Marseilles as these two countries were about to engage in friendly football rivalry.



Here we can see a Russian heterosexual (left) defending himself against the British invasion (on the right).

Why is this? Because the soccer community hates Jesus and His supporters. However, Jesus wins (as always). It took only approximately 200 Russian followers of God to defeat the tens of thousands of English criminals.



Here the English sodomites are opposing the French army that tries to control them with tear gas. Tears should be left to God to take care of!

Revelation 7:17
For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.


Let us all pray for a Russian victory as the team of Mr. Putin is about to engage the English county of Wales tonight. We're certain that Jesus will not let one of His principal advisors, Mr. Putin, down! Still, He needs our help to bring shame and suffering to the sodomites that swarm the EURO 2016 tournament!



Mr. Putin
Loves Baby Jesus.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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