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Default Re: Greetings fellow Christians! - 06-23-2015, 06:22 AM

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YESSSS I love gay sex!

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Enjoy hell, bozo.
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Default Re: Greetings fellow Christians! - 06-23-2015, 07:27 AM

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Enjoy hell, bozo.
I will if theres gay shtooking going on.
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Default Re: Greetings fellow Christians! - 06-23-2015, 09:17 AM

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I will if theres gay shtooking going on.
Thought you said you were a Christian and that you "became fed up with earthly pleasures" or something...


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Default Re: Greetings fellow Christians! - 06-23-2015, 05:54 PM

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I will if theres gay shtooking going on.
If there was, it wouldn't be Hell, now would it?

Evolution gave you a pretty good brain, try using the thing occasionally.


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Love Jesus Re: Greetings fellow Christians! - 06-23-2015, 08:51 PM

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Thought you said you were a Christian and that you "became fed up with earthly pleasures" or something...
I know, right? We politely greet all of the newcomers, only to learn that their introduction posts were not sincere, and that they are here just to persecute Christians.

I cannot even imagine what kind of a scumbag lies in their introduction post.
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Default Re: Greetings fellow Christians! - 06-27-2015, 04:45 AM

hi and welcome to the church. us true Christians are glad you have joined us in the holy Catholic Church. don't worry, some of us like to heckle the new guys here. i trust that you have a dick and balls. i'm not sure why they think you are a woman lol. it's ok that you did drugs. as long as you repent and do good from now on then you will be forgiven.

see you in Heaven one day.

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how do you get those Bestiality and Perv badges sir? those look pretty snazzy and would suit me well.
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Default Re: Greetings fellow Christians! - 06-27-2015, 05:29 AM

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hi and welcome to the church. us true Christians are glad you have joined us in the holy Catholic Church. don't worry, some of us like to heckle the new guys here. i trust that you have a dick and balls. i'm not sure why they think you are a woman lol. it's ok that you did drugs. as long as you repent and do good from now on then you will be forgiven.

see you in Heaven one day.



how do you get those Bestiality and Perv badges sir? those look pretty snazzy and would suit me well.
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Default Re: Greetings fellow Christians! - 06-27-2015, 05:31 AM

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how do you get those Bestiality and Perv badges sir? those look pretty snazzy and would suit me well.
I'm sure they would.


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