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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
11-22-2008, 02:39 PM
Oh! Is he still alive? What won't these homer!s think up next to try to ruin my CHRISTMAS?
It was bad enough when gas prices got high and "people" were dissing on - and even getting rid of - our Goldly SUVs. Thank Heaven that the SUV has made a comeback on the market now that gasoline prices are again lower; I just Hate to have to drive on the road with those little ant-like cars and trucks!
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11-22-2008, 05:44 PM
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Oh! Is he still alive? What won't these homer!s think up next to try to ruin my CHRISTMAS?
It was bad enough when gas prices got high and "people" were dissing on - and even getting rid of - our Goldly SUVs. Thank Heaven that the SUV has made a comeback on the market now that gasoline prices are again lower; I just Hate to have to drive on the road with those little ant-like cars and trucks!
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Sweet Sister Sue, let's do some sidetracking and swap recipes!
Chocolate Mug Cake
1 Large coffee mug
4 Tablespoons flour
4 Tablespoons sugar
2 Tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoon oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
Small splash of vanilla
Add dry ingredients to mug and mix well, add egg and mix thoroughly. pour in milk. stirring chocolate chips.
place mug in microwave and cook 3 minutes on high. Cake will rise over the top of mug, but don't be alarmed! Allow to cool, and tip out on to a plate. Serves 2
I made this , it was good, I served it with a dollop of cool whip, As it says, don't worry when it rises above the top, it will go a couple inches above the top. Also, this is an excellent thing to make for just one person while you hubby is out killing turkeys!
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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
11-22-2008, 06:57 PM
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Chocolate Mug Cake
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Wow, Mother Glynndie! First we had Cup-of-Soup, now it's Cake-in-a-Mug! Eat it with one hand and sip Holiday Eggnog with the other. Dandy while Driving and Snacking while waiting in those long Christmas checkout lines. Jesus Christ, this is GREAT!!!
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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
11-23-2008, 12:59 AM
Oh Mother Glendora, I just made half a dozen of these to test them out and they were delicious! I'm off to pop another half dozen in the microwave. Thank you so much for the recipe!
I wonder if a pineapple upside down cake in a mug would work? Or cheesecake in a mug?
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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
11-23-2008, 01:47 AM
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Oh Mother Glendora, I just made half a dozen of these to test them out and they were delicious! I'm off to pop another half dozen in the microwave. Thank you so much for the recipe!
I wonder if a pineapple upside down cake in a mug would work? Or cheesecake in a mug?
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What a wonderful idea! I see no reason why the Pineapple Upside-Down Mug won't work, as long as you remember the cherry!
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11-23-2008, 01:57 AM
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What a wonderful idea! I see no reason why the Pineapple Upside-Down Mug won't work, as long as you remember the cherry!
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Ooh, I'll go fire up the microwave again! This is so exciting!
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Patrick Swayze gets ready for Hell -
02-16-2009, 06:26 AM
(AP) Actor Patrick Swayze, 56, has given up on cancer treatments & is awaiting an eternity in the Lake Of Fire. Mr. Swayze told reporters 'I admit that I wasted my life and corrupted many children, causing them to become perverts. While I did kill lots of commies in 'Red Dawn,' I can never be forgiven for portraying a cross-dressing homo. I am expecting to go to Hell, & am practicing my best screams of agony.' His wife, Lisa, has given away most of his clothing to charity, except for his 'Wong Fu' outlet, which she has burned. Mrs. Swayze commented that 'while I am sad at my husbands' impending death, he completely blew it, & will regret it for all eternity-oh well.' Friends & family members plan to make fun of him at his memorial service, & have invited Fred Phelps to picket it.
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02-16-2009, 07:00 AM
Video proof of a perverted Swayze thrusting his hips straight to HELL!
http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1422
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02-16-2009, 08:33 AM
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(AP) Actor Patrick Swayze, 56, has given up on cancer treatments & is awaiting an eternity in the Lake Of Fire. Mr. Swayze told reporters 'I admit that I wasted my life and corrupted many children, causing them to become perverts. While I did kill lots of commies in 'Red Dawn,' I can never be forgiven for portraying a cross-dressing homo. I am expecting to go to Hell, & am practicing my best screams of agony.' His wife, Lisa, has given away most of his clothing to charity, except for his 'Wong Fu' outlet, which she has burned. Mrs. Swayze commented that 'while I am sad at my husbands' impending death, he completely blew it, & will regret it for all eternity-oh well.' Friends & family members plan to make fun of him at his memorial service, & have invited Fred Phelps to picket it.
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Could you provide a link to this Associated Press story, Mr. Jingles?
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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
02-16-2009, 03:31 PM
Are you people implying that he is still alive!
As Certain as there's a God in His Heaven, I know that Swoozie-Floozie is DEAD!
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Re: Patrick Swayze gets ready for Hell -
02-16-2009, 04:26 PM
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Could you provide a link to this Associated Press story, Mr. Jingles?
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I made it easy for Mr. Jingles:
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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
02-16-2009, 07:45 PM
Fox News says my Patrick has not given up treatment, so there you have The Truth.
I LOVE YOU, PATRICK!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,485206,00.html
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04-17-2009, 07:21 PM
Patrick Swayze is my God! I worship him and pray to him 5 times a day. He talked to GOD in Ghost, He is the Messiah, he is the modern day Jesus. He will never die!
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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
04-17-2009, 07:27 PM
EAT MY ASS Cody, you dickless ass f*ck*in raper. SWAYZE IS GOD!
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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
04-17-2009, 07:28 PM
That's what you believe? Seriously?
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04-17-2009, 07:33 PM
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Patrick Swayze is my God! I worship him and pray to him 5 times a day. He talked to GOD in Ghost, He is the Messiah, he is the modern day Jesus. He will never die!
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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
04-17-2009, 07:33 PM
i love how this site has JDate advertisments....
"You know, Jesus will not be mocked, fool. Every smart-mouth comment you post in this Godly forum is being recorded by the DOF and by Jesus himself. You won't think you're so clever once Jesus tosses you into the pits of hell, [b]where you will surely spend eternity having your tongue peeled and your anal cavity reamed with steel brushes.[/b]"
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Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die? -
04-17-2009, 07:35 PM
Brother Lazarus My apolgize I love my GOD Swayze!
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04-17-2009, 07:36 PM
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i love how this site has JDate advertisments....
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Google ads are targeted to you. You have obviously been browsing penny-pinching joo dating sites before you visited here. Google knows who you are, just like Jesus, and sets the ads appropriately.
I only see ads for Christian dating sites.
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