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Default Greetings from Cali where the devil is busy boiling my brothers soul - 08-01-2015, 11:30 AM

Hi. I have a cautionary tale from the western colonies of hell that I hope can help young people off the wrong path and into the embrace of faith and righteousness.

California went against God's law yet again (surprise,surprise) over mans dominion of the Earth ordained by the word of God. They asked everyone to go unbathed even unto the house of the lord, let the earth wilt beneath their feet and not flush the toilet in the making of mans water.

My younger brother got involved in Minecraft, a game aptly named as its a creation of darkness where you dodge danger with the knowing harm will eventually claim you. The insanity of man absent the grace of God confounds me.

Our parents told us not to flush when we made water, not being in Gods grace and knowing the devil wishes us harm body and soul and that the stench of it rotting and living in it would corrupt body and prepare soul for equal corruption.

I disobeyed, knowing God gave man dominion and that he stood present and touched the men who through his love and grace were inspired to create plumbing and the last thing I wish to do is put the will of man above that of God. I also committed a sin in not honoring my parents, I stand full of lament and woe that I had to choose to dishonor them to not dishonor god.

My brother stopped making water in the toilet all together, seeing no point to waste any water if it was not to be flushed and began to fill empty milk gallons and water bottles as he continually played his game in his half of the room.

I prayed and through the grace of God found lavender,the oil of which I placed underneath nostril.My faith and Gods solutions kept me from the corrupting filth the laws of man would see us to hell with. My brother,despite my pleadings did not.

He lived in filth (as wicked men would have you do) w/o love for God. In this filth he succumbed to sloth. He spend all his time playing this game and with his success in it led him to pride. He met a large woman online and she of the same sins often visited and was with him. He succumbed to lust with her and succumbed to envy against her, her warmth and shape. He would do little else but fornicate and eat and he succumbed to gluttony. Every good thing of the Earth I would bring to eat for myself he took in his greed. I had naught but the body of christ to sustain my hunger which tested my faith.

Finally having enough, having felt as if God had seen my turning of the cheek and allowed me to rise, I confronted him harshly about his ways,the stench and wickedness of it all. He turned to wrath and stabbed me in the shoulder repeatedly with a sharpened oversized sucker. In this exertion his oversized heart gave out, I being so badly wounded was unable to offer any aid or comfort but was healed and live still by the grace of God.

I forgive my parents their sin in holding the laws of man above the laws of God, I forgive my brother the harm he caused to me, please pray and help me to forgive these enviromentalists and politicians who cater to them in law against the laws of the lord.Also please do not let your guard down against these types for as I have hope my story told a sin against God in a seeming small way leads to a path of much sin,destruction and greatest offense. The only drought is in goodness of man and love and obedience to the laws and will of the lord. To sacrifice a grain of gods will for endless sands of man is the waste of the greater for the lesser. If only people could knowest that
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Default Re: Greetings from Cali where the devil is busy boiling my brothers soul - 08-01-2015, 11:34 AM

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But never mind all that, dear. Hello and welcome. As this is the Introduction forum, tell us what church you go to. What is your favorite Bible verse and how did you come to find Jesus?


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Default Re: Greetings from Cali where the devil is busy boiling my brothers soul - 08-01-2015, 11:59 AM

Our church is ministered by a nice man,most well spoken in the judgement and wrath of our lord, he is from Alabama. Its in the shell of burned out housing project. This is the land of Abaddon and Mammon. The land of Sodom, we gather where we can to worship the lord where the devils imps are least.

My favorite verse is Job 13:5

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Default Re: Greetings from Cali where the devil is busy boiling my brothers soul - 08-01-2015, 01:52 PM

Welcome then, friend. It is good to know that there are still a few saved among the flotsam and jetsam of humanity in godless California. We have
made contact with several other Christians in your vicinity over the years, so it is not a complete surprise that you have survived as well.

What shall we call you? It is well to have a name and certainly you must have one. Here in the introduction forum, we ask that you tell us about yourself. Do you feel menaced by the other Californites? Are you allowed to shoot the wicked there? What revolver do you favor? Are you in funds? What is your social security number, that we may check your credit?

God Bless!


God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Default Re: Greetings from Cali where the devil is busy boiling my brothers soul - 08-01-2015, 06:18 PM

Well goodness, what a riveting and suspenseful story! I will keep you in my prayers, and shall ask the LORD to smite you disgusting brother forthwith.

Tell us, what is your favorite way to spread the Good News of Jesus' insistence on unconditional fear and obedience (Ecclesiastes 12:13)?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Greetings from Cali where the devil is busy boiling my brothers soul - 08-01-2015, 08:55 PM

I'm convinced that God makes California have so many earthquakes so that one day it will break off into the ocean and sink.


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