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Default Humble greetings - 07-09-2015, 12:59 PM

I am unsure how to approach this. My name is Faith. I am twenty-six. I was raised in England, but my father always said that it was a Godless land with no real church and so I have never seen much outside of my family home and now my husband's home. I was schooled at home, to preserve my faith and purity until I was sixteen and old enough to join with my wonderful, God-fearing husband, Henry. We have two young boys, Samuel and Isaac, who are growing up as good Christians and because my dear husband works so hard to provide for us, he leaves careful instructions with me on how they are to be educated each day. However, I have always upheld my oath to be silent unless directly addressed by a man and am finding it difficult now to speak to our sons, especially knowing that in a few short years, they will far surpass me in intelligence and authority. My husband has suggested that I seek guidance from such noble and true people as yourselves. How do I follow my husband's instructions to teach my sons, whilst respecting that they are superior to me? Please help.

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Default Re: Humble greetings - 07-09-2015, 01:23 PM

Favorite Biblw verse ?

I hope you are serious about being here.

Ephesians 5:30 -- "For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones."
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Default Re: Humble greetings - 07-09-2015, 01:34 PM

Hello sir,

I have two favourites in particular, though I feel I lack the true understanding required to appreciate the full glory.

My favourites are,

Exodus 20:12 Honor your father and mother so that you may live long in the land the Lord your God is giving you.

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Ephesians 5:22 -25, 28 Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands… Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her… In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.

After God, my saviour, my family is the centre of my world and my dedication is always to serve God through being a good, humble and obedient wife and mother. I do fear that I am inadequate, though.

I assure you, sir, I am serious. I hope that here I can find myself in good and true company, to help me be as good a Chridtian wife as I am capable of being.

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Hello sir,

I have two favourites in particular, though I feel I lack the true understanding required to appreciate the full glory.

My favourites are,

Exodus 20:12 Honor your father and mother so that you may live long in the land the Lord your God is giving you.

And

Ephesians 5:22 -25, 28 Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands… Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her… In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.

After God, my saviour, my family is the centre of my world and my dedication is always to serve God through being a good, humble and obedient wife and mother. I do fear that I am inadequate, though.

I assure you, sir, I am serious. I hope that here I can find myself in good and true company, to help me be as good a Chridtian wife as I am capable of being.

In service of our Holy Father,

Faith
Your first problem is quoting from a false Bible. Get yourself a King James Version of the Bible and throw whatever you are quoting from into the garbage. Generally, quoting from any other version of the bible would result in an infraction....I'll let it slide this time.

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7 Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.
8 But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
9 As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.
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Default Re: Humble greetings - 07-09-2015, 03:35 PM

Oh goodness, I had no idea. I am so sorry. Please accept my sincere apology, I hope I have not offended. I have been using a Life Application Study Bible, but having just checked, it does not actually say which 'interpretation' of the Bible it is derived from. I am humiliated that I've overlooked such an important thing and have been using a false document!
I shall bring this to my husband's attention immediately and I am sure he will be distressed that I have been so remiss.
Thank you for the correction. This is why I am in such dire need of guidance. I have had little experience with anything outside of my home and no mind for such practical things.

Thank you again, sir. I will set myself to studying the correct Bible from now on.

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Oh goodness, I had no idea. I am so sorry. Please accept my sincere apology, I hope I have not offended. I have been using a Life Application Study Bible, but having just checked, it does not actually say which 'interpretation' of the Bible it is derived from. I am humiliated that I've overlooked such an important thing and have been using a false document!
I shall bring this to my husband's attention immediately and I am sure he will be distressed that I have been so remiss.
Thank you for the correction. This is why I am in such dire need of guidance. I have had little experience with anything outside of my home and no mind for such practical things.

Thank you again, sir. I will set myself to studying the correct Bible from now on.

In service of our Holy Father,

Faith
Does your husband grant you permission to be here?

1 Timothy 2:12 - "But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
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Default Re: Humble greetings - 07-09-2015, 03:47 PM

Yes sir,

But only so that I could ask my silly questions without fear of being exposed to unholy or unclean vermin and so as not to risk my modesty by being in the presence of other men in public. He is monitoring my use, to ensure I behave appropriately and do not make a nuisance of myself. I am to ask that you say so if I do cause an annoyance so that I might be corrected accordingly at his hand.

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I have been using a Life Application Study Bible...
I think that may be the NIV, which is the work of false Christians. On the bright side, you will find that it burns well. If it's in one of those cheap plastic bindings, you should remove that before setting light to it, as the fumes can be noxious.

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Default Re: Humble greetings - 07-09-2015, 04:09 PM

Thank you, ma'am, I am so ashamed to have fallen for such a trick. I shall beg for forgiveness and take whatever punishment is fit for such a transgression. I shall certainly be asking permission to burn the cursed object and be rid of it forever.
I can see now, why my husband is such an admirer of Landover Baptist Church, you have been very kind to me already, despite my obvious failures. The Lord is good and I am thankful.

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Default Re: Humble greetings - 07-09-2015, 04:37 PM

Welcome to this Godly forum, which is a fit refuge for Christians, such as yourself, who are forced, by circumstances, to live in godless lands. We are well aware of the foul stench of sin which arises from England, but take heart, there are other Christians there who are, like you, in hiding. Sister Joanna is one such.


The English were once a Godly people, but they have fallen far. Most every Christian in the land came to America long ago, which left a moral lacking in the country. Foolish politicians garnered support by feeding bread and circuses to the unwashed and unsaved. Then, they began to import Negroes, Arabs and other idol worshipping wretches to complete the destruction of the country. We grieve with you over your loss. Here in America, we have Democrats who are in league with Satan. They try the same tricks, but we apparently possess more fortitude than the English and they have not destroyed us yet. I believe it is the presence of Christians here who have forestalled their fiendish plots.


Do tell us of your adventures in England. What revolver does your husband favor? God Bless!


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Default Re: Humble greetings - 07-09-2015, 04:52 PM

Kind sir,

Thank you for your warm greeting. I can only apologise that I know only as much of England as my blessed father and most dear husband have told me. My parents came to England as missionaries in the 1960s, upon hearing of the sudden influx of negroes from the West Indies and the filthy Hindus from India. My father was so disturbed that he was compelled to move his family from South Carolina to Birmingham in England. I was born here and such was my burden on my parents, being punished for my sin of weakness with a feeble mind, that I was not allowed outside of the house unless accompanied by my father and five brothers and only then to teach me lessons of the wickedness surrounding us. I admit, I was so disturbed that I had little desire to go outside. My good father was a pastor and responsible entirely for my education. It was a terrible struggle for him, I have always had trouble with the basics, but I try in all things to be true to God, my saviour, and His word.
At sixteen, I was received by my darling and most wonderful husband, who has provided me with all that I need to be thankful and in return I have carried his sons and a third child in my belly at present, which we pray will be another strong male heir.
I am blessed to have been protected by these wonderful men, from the depravity that they assure me exists in this dreadful country. They tell me that God has been driven out with devilish and perverted practises which my poor mind couldn't possibly understand. My husband considered sending our sons to a school outside of the home (he was afraid I would be unable to correctly administer his instructions for their education), but I was horrified by the very thought of them mixing with such unclean oiks as he tells me roam the streets, without father or Faith to correct them. I cried uncontrollably. I am thankful to the Lord that he reconsidered and my entire focus now is ensuring that I follow to the letter what he tells me, to ensure the proper safety of his sons.
I shall ask him about the revolver, sir, since I am sure I don't know what that means.

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Welcome, Faith! What a lovely name you have! How many children have you born? Also, I just mailed you a KJV Bible, that is approved by my husband, who is the senior pastor at our Baptist church. We live in a Baptist compound where the law is the Bible -- all of it! I think you would do well, coming to our home. Speak to your husband about it, so I can show you and help you do well and flourish in the eyes of God.


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Default Re: Humble greetings - 07-09-2015, 07:41 PM

Thank you so much, ma'am! I am honored by such kindness and consideration and look so forward to learning all that the true Bible has to offer. Thank you also for the compliment on my name. My father thought that, since I am feeble and have the usual womanly failings, such a name would help to guide me to true purpose. My full name is Faith Prudence Garret. I have birthed two sons and currently carry what we hope will be a third.
I confess, I have longed to return to America where my family came from, to where my parents always spoke of true and good Christians, living as God intended, where His word could be spoken with pride.
I will speak to my dear husband and seek his opinion. I know he craves a life where he is no longer forced to sully himself by mixing daily with unsaved cretins and blasphemers! He says that he is daily confronted by whores and faggots, who attempt to lead him astray, but he is strong and spends many nights trying only to save their souls and return them to Christ. Blessed man that he is.

I am beyond words with happiness at the welcome I have received. There is good in the world and God has lead me to it. Glory be to Him!

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Default Re: Humble greetings - 07-09-2015, 08:02 PM

Birmingham. I haven't seen much of it myself, but my husband tells me that it's rife with blasphemy and depravity.

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Thank you so much, ma'am! I am honored by such kindness and consideration and look so forward to learning all that the true Bible has to offer. Thank you also for the compliment on my name. My father thought that, since I am feeble and have the usual womanly failings, such a name would help to guide me to true purpose. My full name is Faith Prudence Garret. I have birthed two sons and currently carry what we hope will be a third.
I confess, I have longed to return to America where my family came from, to where my parents always spoke of true and good Christians, living as God intended, where His word could be spoken with pride.
I will speak to my dear husband and seek his opinion. I know he craves a life where he is no longer forced to sully himself by mixing daily with unsaved cretins and blasphemers! He says that he is daily confronted by whores and faggots, who attempt to lead him astray, but he is strong and spends many nights trying only to save their souls and return them to Christ. Blessed man that he is.

I am beyond words with happiness at the welcome I have received. There is good in the world and God has lead me to it. Glory be to Him!

In service of our Holy Father

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Prudence is a good trait to have -- and as women, I've noticed a lot of women lack it even more than we do! I'm soon giving birth -- I'm due in a month and a week to my firstborn -- I was married 8 months ago.

Why did you and your family move from the godly USA to godless England? Your area sounds rife with sinfulness, and while CA is full of fags and sinners, our compound is not, so women can be about without running into countless sins and sinners. You'd of course be in the visitor section, where we closely monitor you to check whether you are ready to join society in full, but it will still be an improvement of where you currently are!


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Default Re: Humble greetings - 07-09-2015, 08:23 PM

Congratulations on your marriage and your blessed child! Such happy news. My sons are my greatest gift from the Lord.

My parents moved from American in the 60s. My father is a pastor who felt compelled to try and save the heathens in England from their sin after a mass influx of immigration here from the West Indes and India. Sadly, I hear that the problem has only worsened, but my father has said that he feels he cannot return home until God's word is returned to this country. He is a good, righteous man and I am awed and humbled by his faith.

My husband has asked that I take a short dictation from him which follows:

'Good day,
I am Henry Garret and Faith is my wife. I've long admired the work of Landover Baptist Church, which is why I directed her here when she began to ask questions that I have no time to answer. I'm thankful that you have all been so patient and kind to her. She's not especially bright and can be tiresome with her constant queries. I apologise for her quoting from a false Bible. It was a gift to her from a cousin and I had supposed it harmless, but never taken time to look at it myself, since I always study the KJV which her father gave to me upon our marriage.
As to the suggestion that we might come to join you in your wonderful sanctuary, we would be honored and only to happy to do so at the earliest opportunity. This country is lost, I fear, and I long to be amongst fellow true believers and be cleansed of the dirt I have been forced to live in and raise my sons in. Please tell us how this might be achieved and I will take whatever probationary measures needed to prove our faith.

Glory to His name!'


In service of our Holy Father,

Faith
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Default Re: Humble greetings - 07-09-2015, 08:43 PM

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Birmingham. I haven't seen much of it myself, but my husband tells me that it's rife with blasphemy and depravity.
You have my sympathy, Faith dear. My husband once had cause to visit there and was nearly crushed to death on the streets of what we later learned was the official European Capital of Obesity. Bad enough to be surrounded with depraved sinners, without the added fear that they might fall on top of you. You are wise to stay at home.

Tell us, what church do you go to?

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Default Re: Humble greetings - 07-09-2015, 08:47 PM

Oh, goodness! Your poor husband! I do hope he wasn't left with any permanent scars from his visit to this awful place.

I am administered to by my father from what I now know is the King James Version Bible. He does not trust English churches and says that they are full of liars and sinners, especially here in Birmingham. He says that all of the churches have been taken over by mosques and synagogues, with no place for good Christian worship to be found. It is unsafe for someone so simple-minded as me to risk going out into it and risk being tainted.

I do not know how we would cope without his guidance. I do hope we can be free of this place soon and able to worship in a place of safety and true understanding.

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Default Re: Humble greetings - 07-09-2015, 09:10 PM

You little ladies sure do prattle on, I'll tell you what.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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