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Jesus Greetings in the name of the Lord - 07-30-2015, 09:25 PM

Hello to God's favorite people,

My Most Holy Husbend has comanded me too join this site as I have been a horribley naughtey wife. Last nite I started the devil's cycle wile he was reeding the KJV too the familey (15 Blessed Sons and 1 harlot daughter). In God fearing love, Mister Truth stripped me of my bloodie pantys and bete me with his rifel. His poor hands beginned to hurt, so the Blessed Sons took over after that.

Mr Truth wishes to find more strong, Christian Men to beat this demon out of me. He also gives you permishun too beat me for my poor grammer skils (
as a women I have no bisness being edookated) and any other transgreshun I may comit.

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Hello to God's favorite people,

My Most Holy Husbend has comanded me too join this site as I have been a horribley naughtey wife. Last nite I started the devil's cycle wile he was reeding the KJV too the familey (15 Blessed Sons and 1 harlot daughter). In God fearing love, Mister Truth stripped me of my bloodie pantys and bete me with his rifel. His poor hands beginned to hurt, so the Blessed Sons took over after that.

Mr Truth wishes to find more strong, Christian Men to beat this demon out of me. He also gives you permishun too beat me for my poor grammer skils (
as a women I have no bisness being edookated) and any other transgreshun I may comit.

In Christ,

Sister Truth per Mister Truth

Welcome then, Sister, until such time (I pray it never comes) that you are revealed as another Yankee agent provocateur, come amongst us to sow havoc. Tell us of your time with Jesus. What revolver does your husband favor, or does he prefer one of those automatic pistols, as so many young men do?


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Default Re: Greetings in the name of the Lord - 07-30-2015, 11:10 PM

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Welcome then, Sister, until such time (I pray it never comes) that you are revealed as another Yankee agent provocateur, come amongst us to sow havoc. Tell us of your time with Jesus. What revolver does your husband favor, or does he prefer one of those automatic pistols, as so many young men do?
Hello Mister Alvin Moss Sir,

Here is my Perfect Husbend's rifel collectshun:



He prefers to discipline me with the top rifel. I am not shure of it's name and I am forbiden too ask--I would never think to questun Mister Truth in any form--.
I as as quite a whore until the ripe age of 10. I perverted my Father's home by stealing his calf and riding it around the property--we are all aware of yung sinister girls' wicked perversions--once my Perfect Father caught me he beat me with the KJV and his metal padel , then he sowed my box shut. God werks in misteriouse ways and in the middel of that beatin I prased the Lord and begged Father for more, al wile repentin for my wicked ways.

The next day Mister Truth payed my Father $100,000,000 in dowry and took me of his hands.

In the Blood of Christ,

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My Most Holy Husbend has comanded me too join this site as I have been a horribley naughtey wife. Last nite I started the devil's cycle wile he was reeding the KJV too the familey (15 Blessed Sons and 1 harlot daughter). In God fearing love, Mister Truth stripped me of my bloodie pantys and bete me with his rifel. His poor hands beginned to hurt, so the Blessed Sons took over after that.

Mr Truth wishes to find more strong, Christian Men to beat this demon out of me. He also gives you permishun too beat me for my poor grammer skils (
as a women I have no bisness being edookated) and any other transgreshun I may comit.

In Christ,

Sister Truth per Mister Truth
What, is your husband too limp wristed to beat his own wife into submission?

Look lady, I'd be happy to rebuke you for your stupidity, but it sounds like a full time job, and I have enough on my plate...also, I don't have the resources to savagely pummel you on behalf of your lazy husband. He need to man up and take care of family business on his own.
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Default Re: Greetings in the name of the Lord - 07-30-2015, 11:40 PM

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What, is your husband too limp wristed to beat his own wife into submission?

Look lady, I'd be happy to rebuke you for your stupidity, but it sounds like a full time job, and I have enough on my plate...also, I don't have the resources to savagely pummel you on behalf of your lazy husband. He need to man up and take care of family business on his own.
Certainly Kind sir,

If you wish, you mite contact Mister Truth himself on this Mater, as I am forbiden from medling in men's bisness, or of speking against my Husbend's word.

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Default Re: Greetings in the name of the Lord - 07-31-2015, 12:30 AM

He beats you with his rifle? Barbaric! Doesn't he know he might bend the barrel or mess up the sights?


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Default Re: Greetings in the name of the Lord - 07-31-2015, 12:46 AM

Welcome Sister! Congratulations on bearing so many sons -- a woman's main duty! I am currently due in 2 weeks, roughly, and I'm praying for at least 1 son. I suggest you get some sense of understanding and learning. I am a well educated lady, for my father and husband believe that I need to be educated in the ways of the Lord and understanding the ways of Satan, so I can rebuke sinners. What church do you go to, and why were you with your family during your unclean time? For shame!


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Hello Mister Alvin Moss Sir,

The next day Mister Truth payed my Father $100,000,000 in dowry and took me of his hands.

In the Blood of Christ,

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I can imagine $100,000,000 is not a lot for some but it might help the Pastor a bit closer to acquire his air plane. Remember Luke 21:2-4.


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Default Re: Greetings in the name of the Lord - 07-31-2015, 02:20 AM

I like that 700. I would like to add that it is highly likely that someone has exaggerated the size of your bride price. Even Sarah Palin isn't worth that kind of money.


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Default Re: Greetings in the name of the Lord - 07-31-2015, 02:32 AM

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...as a women I have no bisness being edookated...
How about showing the Scripture backing that view in your very next post?

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...Mister Truth payed my Father $100,000,000 ...
Uh oh. Pastor Zeke is going to be expecting commensurate tithes, and he doesn't take disappointment well.




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By the grace of our Almighty Lord I have yet to damaje my Husbend's rifel. That unsaved daghter Catherine did thogh. She broke the barel rite in half. Mister Truth rightly shot her behind 375 times with the Darling 4-year-old Peter's rifel.

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Plus, blood spatter can cause unsightly rust spots.
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As my Husbend has found favor in the Lord, the blood of my sins has washed from his preshus rifel after each beating.

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Welcome Sister! Congratulations on bearing so many sons -- a woman's main duty! I am currently due in 2 weeks, roughly, and I'm praying for at least 1 son. I suggest you get some sense of understanding and learning. I am a well educated lady, for my father and husband believe that I need to be educated in the ways of the Lord and understanding the ways of Satan, so I can rebuke sinners. What church do you go to, and why were you with your family during your unclean time? For shame!
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Yes, the Lord has herd my prayers 15 times but I belive this daghter is a punishment from the Almighty for my transgreshuns as a child. I am forbiden from studying academecs as the only book I have ever been alowed to reed is the KJV Bible. My Darling Husbend never missus church, but I am also forbiden from leaving home (the dishes won't wash there selves) so I must study the Word of God from here.

Certainly Sister, I belive my father was uncertin on what to do with me.

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I like that 700. I would like to add that it is highly likely that someone has exaggerated the size of your bride price. Even Sarah Palin isn't worth that kind of money.
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I mustn't queshtun the word of Men.

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Default Re: Greetings in the name of the Lord - 07-31-2015, 05:07 PM

Nice to meet you, Sister. I'm happy to hear you have rejected your harlot ways, at least temporarily. From the frequency of disciplines you describe I can't rightly tell if you're done whoring around or not.


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Yes, the Lord has herd my prayers 15 times but I belive this daghter is a punishment from the Almighty for my transgreshuns as a child. I am forbiden from studying academecs as the only book I have ever been alowed to reed is the KJV Bible. My Darling Husbend never missus church, but I am also forbiden from leaving home (the dishes won't wash there selves) so I must study the Word of God from here.

Certainly Sister, I belive my father was uncertin on what to do with me.

In The Blood of Christ,

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You spelled two multisyllabic words correctly, which means that either you're not as dumb as dirt (which means you're no woman!), or that through sheer blind chance you've managed to stumble upon the correct spellings...give a bimbo a typewriter?
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Default Re: Greetings in the name of the Lord - 08-01-2015, 06:26 AM

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Hello to God's favorite people,

My Most Holy Husbend has comanded me too join this site as I have been a horribley naughtey wife. Last nite I started the devil's cycle wile he was reeding the KJV too the familey (15 Blessed Sons and 1 harlot daughter). In God fearing love, Mister Truth stripped me of my bloodie pantys and bete me with his rifel. His poor hands beginned to hurt, so the Blessed Sons took over after that.

Mr Truth wishes to find more strong, Christian Men to beat this demon out of me. He also gives you permishun too beat me for my poor grammer skils (
as a women I have no bisness being edookated) and any other transgreshun I may comit.

In Christ,

Sister Truth per Mister Truth
beating people, especially women, is wrong!

how old is your harlot daughter btw?


Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Default Re: Greetings in the name of the Lord - 08-01-2015, 02:07 PM

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beating people, especially women, is wrong!


Can you back that assertion up with scripture, boy? If not, you're a hell-bound heretic at best!


In Christ's love,


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Hello Sister,

Yes, the Lord has herd my prayers 15 times but I belive this daghter is a punishment from the Almighty for my transgreshuns as a child. I am forbiden from studying academecs as the only book I have ever been alowed to reed is the KJV Bible.
Ho sweetie, and to 's favorite forum!

May I suggest that you spend more time reading the Bible? It contains the proper spelling of all words that you'll ever need to use!
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