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Default Re: I havent seen peeps discussed so I thought I would make a thread - 03-15-2015, 06:47 PM

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Once again they have returned to the store shelves. I have noticed something. Peeps come 5 to a package. What else has 5? A PENTAGRAM!
Aye, it is no coincidence! There is witchery afoot here, brother!
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Default Re: I havent seen peeps discussed so I thought I would make a thread - 04-03-2015, 05:36 PM

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I was at the drug store the other day and they had an entire aisle dedicated to peeps. There were different shapes and many colors of them. Some questions came to mind and I was hoping to get some good Christian answers
1. Are peeps good or evil?
2. If I ate a peep, will I face eternal damnation?
3. If they are evil, how far away must I be not to be effected or does the cellophane packaging protect me?

Thank you for your answers and God bless in advance.

You're fine. Christians really need to stop seeing sin in everything and loosen up once in awhile. Your lives will be much better.


Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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You're fine. Christians really need to stop seeing sin in everything and loosen up once in awhile. Your lives will be much better.
? How could we do that when sin IS in everything. The Earth is totally corrupted. Sin IS everywhere. The whole Creation groaneth.

Revelation 19:2
For true and righteous are his judgments: for he hath judged the great whore, which did corrupt the earth with her fornication, and hath avenged the blood of his servants at her hand.

Fornication and sodomy have corrupted the world and mankind. We see the Truth™ and it is ugly. We must recognize sin to avoid it.

1 Timothy 6:5
Perverse disputings of men of corrupt minds, and destitute of the truth, supposing that gain is godliness: from such withdraw thyself.

All this is a burden but at the end it will be compensated.

Matthew 6:20
But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:

It is beneficial to be able to observe sin where it resides. That purifies us and makes us ready for the Heavenly rendez-vous with Jesus.



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