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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-03-2014, 11:45 PM
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OHHHHHH heart warming parental like beating their child or cutting his hand of or tying their child's hand to a desk?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-03-2014, 11:48 PM
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OHHHHHH heart warming parental like beating their child or cutting his hand of or tying their child's hand to a desk?
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It's not beating, it's discipline out of love. Just like Jesus commands.
Proverbs 13:24
He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 03:01 AM
Hello I would like to ask you to please change my name back to ScienceWins because i belive my freedom of speech has been violated all i did was say i'm going to keep being left handed so please change my name back.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 03:13 AM
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...because i belive my freedom of speech...
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Who said you have that here?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 03:20 AM
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Who said you have that here?
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Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 03:31 AM
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Oh, yeah? Have you read them?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 03:48 AM
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Oh, yeah? Have you read them?
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Well actually The First Amendment say it.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 06:54 AM
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Well actually The First Amendment say it.
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Is the First Amendment in the Bible?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 08:18 AM
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...the most religious guy i know is left-handed
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Like the 123455 Atheists before you, you couldn't be more mistaken. You cannot be religious and left-handed at the same time. It's impossible. You either serve Jesus or you serve Satan. So you and your left-handed gay friend will both burn in Hell for all eternity.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 04:52 PM
Is it okay to be ambidextrous (able to use both hands with neither dominant)?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 04:56 PM
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Is it okay to be ambidextrous (able to use both hands with neither dominant)?
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It's perverted in the same way bisexuality is perverted - it's satiating a lustful compulsion through sin.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 05:03 PM
I see absolutely no connection between the two. Being ambidextrous just means I can write with both hands or fight with a knife in my left hand and a gun in my right. What's wrong with that?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 05:04 PM
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I see absolutely no connection between the two. Being ambidextrous just means I can write with both hands or fight with a knife in my left hand and a gun in my right. What's wrong with that?
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Fighting with a knife? Are you a Mexican?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 05:08 PM
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Fighting with a knife? Are you a Mexican?
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Uh, no. How are those two connected? Knives are great when you need to stealthily slit someone's throat or are in a hand-to-hand fighting situation, plus they never run out of ammo. (Although I still prefer my .45 Glock)
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 05:18 PM
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Knives are great when you need to stealthily slit someone's throat
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So not Mexican. Nicaraguan drug runner? Son, come off the drugs. They may help you escape your pain now, but the pain of Hell you are running to is much, much worse. And it will never end. Imagine the pain of a paper cut right under your thumbnail, on that delicate piece of skin, then imagine dripping the juice of a lime into that cut. Now imagine sprinkling salt. Further, imagine doing this forever, without escape, and a bottle of tequila is right there in view, calling the lime and salt, calling your taste buds, whispering in your ear, "Hey Juan, come over here and have some tequila, man." But no, you can't reach it, and you find your other hand is now burning and burning and it won't stop burning. in fact, you realize your entire body is burning as you are struggling to stay afloat in the Lake of Fire, all the while demons are somehow making their way to you, yanking down what's left of your pants, and sticking their barbed talliwhackers in places your grandmother never talked about! THIS is what you can look forward to if you don't repent of your ways and flee to Jesus!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
So not Mexican. Nicaraguan drug runner? Son, come off the drugs. They may help you escape your pain now, but the pain of Hell you are running to is much, much worse. And it will never end. Imagine the pain of a paper cut right under your thumbnail, on that delicate piece of skin, then imagine dripping the juice of a lime into that cut. Now imagine sprinkling salt. Further, imagine doing this forever, without escape, and a bottle of tequila is right there in view, calling the lime and salt, calling your taste buds, whispering in your ear, "Hey Juan, come over here and have some tequila, man." But no, you can't reach it, and you find your other hand is now burning and burning and it won't stop burning. in fact, you realize your entire body is burning as you are struggling to stay afloat in the Lake of Fire, all the while demons are somehow making their way to you, yanking down what's left of your pants, and sticking their barbed talliwhackers in places your grandmother never talked about! THIS is what you can look forward to if you don't repent of your ways and flee to Jesus!
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You seem to be quite quick to assume, probably a result of you're being a woman. I practice fighting so that I can defend others, and I'm a full-blooded, straight, sober American .
Stop assuming the worst and get back to your kitchen.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 05:47 PM
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You seem to be quite quick to assume, probably a result of you're being a woman. I practice fighting so that I can defend others, and I'm a full-blooded, straight, sober American .
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Then you're a faggot. A real man doesn't fight with a knife.
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Stop assuming the worst and get back to your kitchen.
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I am in the kitchen, dear. I stay here to check on my pot roast for this evening's meal, and my children are sitting around the kitchen table doing their school work. We've stopped our homeschool lessons to pray for you, to pray you would leave behind the left handed ways and sodomite ways and run straight to Jesus who alone can fill that hole in your heart. Please, do let us know when our prayers are answered!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 06:32 PM
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What's wrong with that?
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Too many video games.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 07:00 PM
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You seem to be quite quick to assume, probably a result of you're being a woman. I practice fighting so that I can defend others, and I'm a full-blooded, straight, sober American .
Stop assuming the worst and get back to your kitchen.
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That is a quite astonishingly rude thing to say to Sister Mary Etheldreda, a TrueChristian™ woman whose direct questions you treat as assumptions. I do not believe you are full-blooded, straight, sober, American or even 100% male.
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 10:32 PM
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Then you're a faggot. A real man doesn't fight with a knife.
I am in the kitchen, dear. I stay here to check on my pot roast for this evening's meal, and my children are sitting around the kitchen table doing their school work. We've stopped our homeschool lessons to pray for you, to pray you would leave behind the left handed ways and sodomite ways and run straight to Jesus who alone can fill that hole in your heart. Please, do let us know when our prayers are answered!
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My favorite weapon isn't a knife, it's a Beowulf .50 assault rifle. I also like my M32. Get back to you pot roast and stop making wild assumptions, woman.
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