[Free Market Fred]

Hello fellow True Christians!

I'm feeling pretty happy today, because I just got out of a board meeting where we discussed some exciting new trends in marketing. And to judge from our just-released quarterly report, consumers are responding to our latest advertising campaign with great enthusiasm.

Unfortunately, liberals are - as usual - trying to sour the joyous atmosphere with their usual political correctness and hate speech directed against capitalism. I swear, I think it's time to started applying hate crime laws against the liberal smear artists who attack corporations and the American way of life.

What set off the latest outburst was a bunch of HuffingtonPost vitriol trying to tarnish our news report announcing the Jew Yom Kippur holiday.



What got the liberals' panties in a knot was the "Jude" star, a fashionable symbol from the misunderstood Nazi Germany era. It was sewn onto the "Kike stripe" uniforms that the matzoh-eaters used to wear back in those golden times. These days, orange suits are what our "guest workers" wear, so stripes don't carry the negative implications that they used to.

The thing is, this is part of our new "viral marketing" campaign. The idea is that when you're introducing a new product, you need to do something a little outrageous to get the public's attention. And to judge from our recent sales figures, the strategy seems to be working. Our new "Holocaust" striped clothing line has been a smashing success, outselling popular brands like Versace, Levis and LaCoste.


Holocaust™ pinstripers have a distinctive retro look

Of course, the Juden kicked up a fuss. Big deal, they're only 2% of the US market - we weren't expecting them to buy it. We're targeting this line of clothing at high school dropouts and home schoolers.

Next in line for our viral marketing campaign is "Klan Beer." A micro-brewery product from a Negro prison in Biloxi, Mississippi, it's taking the market by storm!


Klan Beer™ - makes you smile!

Of course, Americans love to eat out. However, with the permanent Depression in the USA, we've been looking for an alternative Jap food restaurant to counter the declining sales at the Benihana chain. After a few false starts, I think we're on to something:


Tsunami™ Sea Food - real Jap sushi, sashimi and teppanyaki

Speaking of Japs, we think we've found a way to re-brand the Hiroshima incident and at the same time sell high-fashion clothing to the growing homo market:


What a blast! - Hiroshima™ khaki pants...


...worn by the "precious" crew that made it possible!

Looks like another win-win to me!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Gosh, Brother Fred, I'm real impressed with how culturally sensitive your company is.

I was just wondering if you had anything to do with this marketing campaign:


Beaners™ - real Mexican food!

[Free Market Fred]

Originally Posted by Buford T Scoggins

Gosh, Brother Fred, I'm real impressed with how culturally sensitive your company is.

I was just wondering if you had anything to do with this marketing campaign:


Beaners™ - real Mexican food!

We only have a 25% stake in that one. The majority shareholder is Donald Trump.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Originally Posted by Free Market Fred

Holocaust™ pinstripers have a distinctive retro look

I LOVE the new fashion line! How adorable! Jesus is truly RISEN!

That fence looks familiar. Did you take this photo at the LBC Boy's Bible Campgrounds?




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