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Feminazi dictatorship imminent! -
11-08-2006, 08:04 PM
Friends, this is a dark, dark day for all true friends of America and freedom. But one persecuted minority has been hurt particularly deeply by this latest Islamofascist victory - the men. I am sure that, by now, you will all have heard the enemies of truth and God crowing about how Nancy Pelosi is set to become the next Speaker of the House of Representatives. But have we truly considered what this means?
When that woman takes office, from coast to coast, there will not be a single male Speaker of the House of Representatives in the entire United States of America. Every single Speaker in the entire country will be female. Imagine the sort of fuss the feminazis would kick up if there was some career that was only open to males! Well, that's what we have to look forward to: From January 3rd, 2007, the profession of Speaker of the House will be 100% female.
Many of us have been blessed by the Lord with the gift of children. I, too, once entertained dreams of bouncing a healthy little Temperance Junior on my knee. I can just imagine him now, looking up at me and asking "Daddy, one day, could I grow up to be just like the Speaker of the United States House of Representatives?" Thanks to the black-hearted bigotry of Nancy Pelosi, and the general anti-male prejudice within mainstream politics today, I will have no choice but to reply "Son, not without going through a complex medical process which would turn you into an abomination in the eyes of the Lord our God."
This is a sad day to be a man, alright.
Yours in Him,
Temperance.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Feminazi dictatorship imminent! -
11-08-2006, 08:08 PM
It's yet another horrid example of special privileges. In this politically correct, "diverse" society, if you're a white, heterosexual, middle- to upper-class True Christian™ man, you're lower than the dirt under a feminazi's Birkenstocks.
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Re: Feminazi dictatorship imminent! -
11-09-2006, 10:17 PM
Why shouldn't we have a woman as Speaker, since women hold up half the sky? In the interests of gender fairness and redistributive justice, maybe we should reserve that post for women 50% of the time.
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Re: Feminazi dictatorship imminent! -
11-09-2006, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Darren Ingram-Myers
Why shouldn't we have a woman as Speaker, since women hold up half the sky? In the interests of gender fairness and redistributive justice, maybe we should reserve that post for women 50% of the time.
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Friend,
Hold up half the sky? What are you talking about?
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Feminazi dictatorship imminent! -
11-09-2006, 11:02 PM
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Friend,
Hold up half the sky? What are you talking about?
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You spelled friend wrong.
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Re: Feminazi dictatorship imminent! -
11-10-2006, 02:22 AM
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Friend,
Hold up half the sky? What are you talking about?
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He's probably under the influence of one (or several) of those demonic substances so commonly abused in liberal arts schools..
Just ignore him, brother.
He never makes sense, sober or high.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Feminazi dictatorship imminent! -
11-10-2006, 02:42 AM
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You spelled friend wrong.
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What spelling mistake and I suggest you check your' grammer.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Feminazi dictatorship imminent! -
11-10-2006, 02:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
What spelling mistake ((there should be a '?' there No )) ((The 'A' should be capitalized What "A" Stupid? )) and I suggest you check your' ((there souldn't be a quotation mark there That is not a quote fool )) grammer.
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How ironic.
Indeed
Ever considered posting something besides sulky one liners or are you to drunk and we should just cut to the chase and ban you? BJ
Last edited by Bobby-Joe; 11-10-2006 at 05:26 PM.
Reason: for excessive stupidity
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Re: Feminazi dictatorship imminent! -
11-10-2006, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
He's probably under the influence of one (or several) of those demonic substances so commonly abused in liberal arts schools..
Just ignore him, brother.
He never makes sense, sober or high.
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True Brother Seeker, it does reak of ivy school elitism. Still we are tasked by Jesus to fight Satan and this ,er, man is clearly one of Satan's tools.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Feminazi dictatorship imminent! -
11-10-2006, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Friend,
Hold up half the sky? What are you talking about?
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It's a quote from Mao Zedong about female empowerment. Of course, you won't read it in such corporate, conservative mainstream newspapers as The New York Times and The Washington Post.
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Re: Feminazi dictatorship imminent! -
11-10-2006, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Darren Ingram-Myers
It's a quote from Mao Zedong about female empowerment.
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Mao er what?? Is this some kind of sandwich dressing from a California feminist run food company?? What are you talking about friend??? The only empowerment a woman needs is the empowerment to cook the meal her husband wants .
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Originally Posted by Darren MIgram-Myers
Of course, you won't read it in such corporate, conservative mainstream newspapers as The New York Times and The Washington Post.
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Friend,
I would never read such a liberal rag as The Washington Post. to posses one is Freehold is a crime punishable by 30 days in jail for public indecency. When I am out of Freehold and I must deal with the left wing media The Washington Times is about all I can stomach.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Yes, THAT Brother Love!
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Re: Feminazi dictatorship imminent! -
11-11-2006, 02:46 AM
A woman's place is in the home...in the kitchen...barefooted. Pelosi seems not to know this. Shame on the "man" she's married to! What kind of "man" is he? A feminized closet-hiding homersexual? I pray for Jesus to deliever this man so he will have gutts enough to put his wife Nancy in her place. I be callin down the BLOOD OF THE LAMB on their heads!
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Feminazi dictatorship imminent! -
11-11-2006, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Love
A woman's place is in the home...in the kitchen...barefooted. Pelosi seems not to know this. Shame on the "man" she's married to! What kind of "man" is he? A feminized closet-hiding homersexual? I pray for Jesus to deliever this man so he will have gutts enough to put his wife Nancy in her place. I be callin down the BLOOD OF THE LAMB on their heads!
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Welcome aboard, Brother. You show a good Christian attitude, and I am sure that you will go far here.
You have set up a regular tithe, haven't you?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Feminazi dictatorship imminent! -
11-11-2006, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Darren Ingram-Myers
It's a quote from Mao Zedong about female empowerment. Of course, you won't read it in such corporate, conservative mainstream newspapers as The New York Times and The Washington Post.
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Oh great, you're a communist, you America hating terrorist scum.. You make me sick!
RATHER DEAD THAN RED!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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