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Default Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-03-2010, 02:44 PM

The off-shore rig pumping oil into the ocean story is all a hoax. When you see the coming pictures of dead birds and oil on the beach, don't believe it.

Everyday, birds die. Everyday, beaches need cleaning up due to littering or drift wood. So to take these daily events and try to tie them to an energy producing drilling rig is the height of deception.

These doctored pictures are part of the lieberal media's effort to build the case against off shore oil drilling. What they want to do is deprive people like you and me from enjoying our God-given right to enjoy inexpensive energy.

Let's all shout it now, DRILL, BABY, DRILL!


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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-03-2010, 03:00 PM

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The off-shore rig pumping oil into the ocean story is all a hoax. When you see the coming pictures of dead birds and oil on the beach, don't believe it.

Everyday, birds die. Everyday, beaches need cleaning up due to littering or drift wood. So to take these daily events and try to tie them to an energy producing drilling rig is the height of deception.

These doctored pictures are part of the lieberal media's effort to build the case against off shore oil drilling. What they want to do is deprive people like you and me from enjoying our God-given right to enjoy inexpensive energy.

Let's all shout it now, DRILL, BABY, DRILL!
I knew it!!! Something about this story was beginning to smell like rotting fish!!

As if we needed it, this is just more proof that you can't trust the liberal media or the government--- especially a government led by a Communist-Fascist Totalitarian Muslim born in Kenya.
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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-03-2010, 04:25 PM

I think it's worth mulling over that, even if you assumed there was an oil spill, the amount of oil dumped into the ocean is far, far less than the amount of feces expulsed by all forms of marine life. What's a couple gallons of oil going to do when the ocean when literally millions of tons of animal waste pours into the ocean every day?



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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-03-2010, 05:22 PM

Wait so does this mean that the Koreans didn't torpedo our oil lines? I thought I heard something like that on Rush Limbaugh's show the other day. Or maybe it was Wash's? I can't remember, but I do know that it was the Koreans or Chinese or something.
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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-03-2010, 05:59 PM

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Wait so does this mean that the Koreans didn't torpedo our oil lines? I thought I heard something like that on Rush Limbaugh's show the other day. Or maybe it was Wash's? I can't remember, but I do know that it was the Koreans or Chinese or something.
Last week Wash's famous dry erase board had the proof linking the oil rig fire to a secret Chines navy base in Mexico which was being used by the Iranians to do false flag attacks to discredit the safety of our energy supply to aid pro-North Korean fifth columnists groups like Green Peace. While there was some easily contained damaged the Liberal MSM has blow this all out of proportion.



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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-03-2010, 06:23 PM

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Wait so does this mean that the Koreans didn't torpedo our oil lines? I thought I heard something like that on Rush Limbaugh's show the other day.
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A grim report circulating in the Kremlin today:

Russia’s Northern Fleet is reporting that the United States has ordered a complete media blackout over North Korea’s torpedoing of the giant Deepwater Horizon oil platform owned by the World’s largest offshore drilling contractor Transocean that was built and financed by South Korea’s Hyundai Heavy Industries Co. Ltd., that has caused great loss of life, untold billions in economic damage to the South Korean economy, and an environmental catastrophe to the United States.

Most important to understand about this latest attack by North Korea against its South Korean enemy is that under the existing "laws of war" it was a permissible action as they remain in a state of war against each other due to South Korea’s refusal to sign the 1953 Armistice ending the Korean War.

To the attack itself, these reports continue, the North Korean "cargo vessel" Dai Hong Dan believed to be staffed by 17th Sniper Corps suicide" troops left Cuba’s Empresa Terminales Mambisas de La Habana (Port of Havana) on April 18th whereupon it "severely deviated" from its intended course for Venezuela’s Puerto Cabello bringing it to within 209 kilometers (130 miles)of the Deepwater Horizon oil platform which was located 80 kilometers (50 miles)off the coast of the US State of Louisiana where it launched an SSC Sang-o Class Mini Submarine (Yugo class) estimated to have an operational range of 321 kilometers (200 miles).

On the night of April 20th the North Korean Mini Submarine manned by these "suicidal" 17th Sniper Corps soldiers attacked the Deepwater Horizon with what are believed to be 2 incendiary torpedoes causing a massive explosion and resulting in 11 workers on this giant oil rig being killed outright. Barely 48 hours later, on April 22nd, this North Korean Mini Submarine committed its final atrocity by exploding itself directly beneath the Deepwater Horizon causing this $1 Billion oil rig to sink beneath the seas and marking 2010’s celebration of Earth Day with one of the largest environmental catastrophes our World has ever seen.

To the reason for North Korea attacking the Deepwater Horizon, these reports say, was to present US President Obama with an "impossible dilemma" prior to the opening of the United Nations Review Conference of the Parties to the Treat on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons (NPT) set to begin May 3rd in New York.

This "impossible dilemma" facing Obama is indeed real as the decision he is faced with is either to allow the continuation of this massive oil leak catastrophe to continue for months, or immediately stop it by the only known and proven means possible, the detonation of a thermonuclear device.

Russian Navy atomic experts in these reports state that should Obama choose the "nuclear option" the most viable weapon at his disposal is the United States B83 (Mk-83) strategic thermonuclear bomb having a variable yield Low Kiloton Range to 1,200 Kilotons) which with its 12 foot length and 18 inch diameter, and weighing just over 2,400 pounds, is readily able to be deployed and detonated by a remote controlled mini-sub.
Should Obama choose the "nuclear option" it appears that he would be supported by the International Court of Justice who on July 8, 1996 issued an advisory opinion on the use of nuclear weapons stating that they couldnot conclude definitively on these weapons use in "extreme circumstances" or self defense".

On the other hand, if Obama chooses the "nuclear option" it would leave the UN’s nuclear conference in shambles with every Nation in the World having oil rigs off their coasts demanding an equal right to atomic weapons to protect their environment from catastrophes too, including Iran.

To whatever decision Obama makes it remains a fact that with each passing hour this environmental catastrophe grows worse. And even though Obama has ordered military SWAT teams to protect other oil rigs in the Gulf of Mexico from any further attack, and further ordered that all drilling in the Gulf of Mexico be immediately stopped, this massive oil spill has already reached the shores of America and with high waves and more bad weather forecast the likelihood of it being stopped from destroying thousands of miles of US coastland and wildlife appears unstoppable.

And not just to the environmental catastrophe that is unfolding the only devastation to be wrecked upon the United States and South Korea by this North Korean attack as the economic liabilities associated with this disaster are estimated by these Russian reports to be between $500 Billion to $1.5 Trillion, and which only a declaration of this disaster being an "act of war" would free some the World’s largest corporations from bankruptcy.
Important to note too in all of these events was that this was the second attack by North Korea on its South Korean enemy, and US ally, in a month as we had reported on in our March 28th report titled "Obama Orders ‘Immediate Stand-down’ After Deadly North Korean Attack" and which to date neither the Americans or South Korea have retaliated for and giving one senior North Korean party leader the courage to openly state that the North Korean military took "gratifying revenge" on South Korea.

And for those believing that things couldn’t get worse, they couldn’t be more mistaken as new reports coming from Japanese military sources are stating that North Korea is preparing for new launches of its 1,300 kilometer (807 miles) intermediate range ballistic "Rodong" missile which Russian Space Forces experts state is able to "deploy and detonate" an atomic electromagnetic pulse (EMP) device, and which if detonated high in the atmosphere could effectively destroy the American economy for years, if not decades, to come.
The short version:

1. Our unnamed sources in the Russian Navy tell us that there's a media blackout
2. Which proves that the North Koreans did it, and we know all the details
3. The only way to deal with oil spills is with thermonuclear weapons
4. Which will lead to debate in the United Nations, which will be crippling because there has never before been debate at the United Nations
5. Which is why Obama was sent Military Swat teams. Not just SWAT teams (which are police) but MILITARY SWAT TEAMS! These guys probably make the navy seals and delta force look like wimps!
6. Our unnamed sources in the Japanese military tell us that, in order to achieve their goal of debate in the United Nations, the North Koreans are launching EMP warheads that will destroy all electronics, putting North America into the stone age. Which will itself, directly, lead to a bit of debate at the United Nations, though of course not as much as the oil-spill nuking.

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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-03-2010, 06:24 PM

If there even was a spill it was Obama and his Commie friend Hugo Chavez sabotaging the rig.

This could be a boon for the fishing industry if it's real. Dead fish are much easier to catch than live ones. Just scoop em up and cook em!



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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-03-2010, 08:03 PM

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If there even was a spill it was Obama and his Commie friend Hugo Chavez sabotaging the rig.

This could be a boon for the fishing industry if it's real. Dead fish are much easier to catch than live ones. Just scoop em up and cook em!
No such luck, Brother. The ombunists are telling ordinary Americans that they aren't allowed to eat or earn a living!

This is a gross infringement on civil liberties. Being the rugged individualist I am, I believe it's every American's right to decide whether to eat those fish or not.


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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-03-2010, 08:46 PM

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The off-shore rig pumping oil into the ocean story is all a hoax. When you see the coming pictures of dead birds and oil on the beach, don't believe it.

Everyday, birds die. Everyday, beaches need cleaning up due to littering or drift wood. So to take these daily events and try to tie them to an energy producing drilling rig is the height of deception.

These doctored pictures are part of the lieberal media's effort to build the case against off shore oil drilling. What they want to do is deprive people like you and me from enjoying our God-given right to enjoy inexpensive energy.

Let's all shout it now, DRILL, BABY, DRILL!
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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-04-2010, 06:26 AM

The same people (Al Gore, ACORN, atheist scientists, etc) who are behind the global warming hoax are also responsible for this one. Not surprisingly, the liberal media continues to beat their anti-business drum by publishing propaganda photos like this:



In fact, it's a total lie to claim that this animal was harmed by the "oil spill." That bird is actually one of my company's latest food products, "Pre-oiled Seagull." It's great - just drop it in the frying pan, no need to add canola or olive oil. You've heard of all the benefits of taking omega-3 fish oil - well, our researchers have discovered that our bodies also require at least 3 tablespoons per day of crude oil as well! Crude oil is a totally natural product, just like uranium and mercury, and our bought-and-paid-for medical researchers have discovered that most people are deficient in these vital nutrients.

More good news - non-digestible black crude oil has no calories and helps relieve constipation! Research confirms that it will help you lose weight (and possibly hair and fingernails).

By this time next week, you'll find our Pre-oil Seagulls in the Frozen Foods section at Wal-Mart, along with several other new mouth-watering items like "Petroleum Oysters" and "Diesel Tuna." Just more great products from Uranus!


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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-04-2010, 12:55 PM

When they hold up the fake "oiled birds", it would be at least honest if the reporter would say, "To put this in perspective, a million birds drop dead everyday of natural causes. This bird may not have died from oil but from a heart attack."


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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-04-2010, 10:33 PM

Who cares about dead birds anyway. I need oil for my Hummer!


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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-06-2010, 03:08 AM

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Who cares about dead birds anyway. I need oil for my Hummer!
It's not like there isn't another billion gulls to take it's place.


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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-06-2010, 09:55 PM

I'm pleased to say that our next president, Sarah Palin, has chimed in with her opinion on the non-existent oil spill: Don't trust foreign oil companies.

Of course, she's absolutely right. BP (British Petroleum) is an evil foreign company, which is why Todd Palin worked for them for 18 years (he was an infiltrator). Alaskans know that we should only trust Godly American oil companies, like Exxon-Mobil, to prevent oil spills.


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Not surprisingly, BP is blaming their subcontractor, Haliburton, for the explosion and subsequent oil spill. And since my company, Uranus Corporation, supplied the defective made-in-China parts to Haliburton, some are saying it's out fault too. Well, I would like to point out that we didn't actually make the parts that failed - we subcontracted that out to the now bankrupt Chinese company, Sanlu, which is famous for its nutritious melamine-flavored powdered milk. And since Sanlu is a foreign corporation, it just proves that Sarah Palin is absolutely correct: "Don't trust foreigners!"

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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-06-2010, 10:10 PM

For those non-believers showing up here to "verify" their feelings, all the above posts are "Proof Positive" of what we have been talking about.

Now, take your sorry-ass attitudues back to your neighborhood commie groups and lick your wounds for being exposed to the truth.


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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-07-2010, 01:44 AM

Oil is not a substance cooked up by Dr. Evil in a laboratory. It's God's gift to America. It's as much a part of nature as is honey. It's been seeping out of the earth naturally since God made the earth 6,000 years ago!!

Count on the lieberal media to try to distort the truth.
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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-08-2010, 04:26 AM

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Oil is not a substance cooked up by Dr. Evil in a laboratory. It's God's gift to America. It's as much a part of nature as is honey. It's been seeping out of the earth naturally since God made the earth 6,000 years ago!!

Count on the lieberal media to try to distort the truth.
You are totally correct, Brother Barnabu. These secular humanist geologists, along with other "scientists," have cooked up so many wacky theories, like evolution, sexual reproduction, global warming, and finally this lie that oil is a so-called "fossil fuel." It's just laughable that anyone could believe the gasoline you put in your SUV's tank is millions of years old. If it was that old, it would have just evaporated and blown away long ago. Just try spilling some gasoline on the ground and see how long it takes to dry up - I rest my case.

The environwackos want you to believe the "fossil fuels" myth because such fuels would, by definition, take millions of years to make, while we burn them up in a fraction of the time. So it won't be replenished, and thus will soon disappear. That means we'll all be forced to use communist solar and wind power.

The "scientists" claim that the deep earth is a sea of boiling molten rock with no life - what nonsense! You can see for yourself that they even got dinosaurs down there right now, despite the fact that these scientists claim dinosaurs went extinct millions of years ago:



Who you gonna believe - the leftist liberal scientists, or your own eyes?

And since oil comes from dinosaurs, you can understand that it's continuing to be made by the Lord everyday. Dinosaurs excrete oil continuously, so we'll never run out of it. However, we have got to drill deeper and deeper to get at it, until the Lord decides to top up the tank. This is why my company was deep-water drilling in the Gulf of Mexico. Pay no attention to all these crazy stories about how difficult and dangerous it is to drill a mile below sea level - nothing can go wrong. Besides, if a little oil leaks out, it's actually a good thing - the fish will eat it.


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So don't be fooled into buying one of them gay Toyota Prius's, or even worse, a motor scooter or bicycle. Burning lots of gasoline is good for the environment. Consider upgrading your SUV to one of these:



It offers great security, and has lots of room on the back for Christian bumper stickers.


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So don't be fooled into buying one of them gay Toyota Prius's, or even worse, a motor scooter or bicycle. Burning lots of gasoline is good for the environment. Consider upgrading your SUV to one of these:



It offers great security, and has lots of room on the back for Christian bumper stickers.
How much do they cost and where can I buy one? I'm interested in buying one, also the idea putting on a lot of Christian bumper stickers gets me excited.
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Consider upgrading your SUV to one of these
That thing is even better than my Hummer. I will take one of those please!


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