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Default Re: Video Tracts - MUST-SEE VIEWING FOR UNSAVED TRASH! - 08-09-2010, 10:27 PM

these videos will surely spread the word of god! i'm sure my young niece and nephews will benefit from watching these videos, even though they are already being raised as christians.


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Default Re: Video Tracts - MUST-SEE VIEWING FOR UNSAVED TRASH! - 08-09-2010, 11:00 PM

Nice videos...
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Default Re: Video Tracts - MUST-SEE VIEWING FOR UNSAVED TRASH! - 08-09-2010, 11:33 PM

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Default Re: Video Tracts - MUST-SEE VIEWING FOR UNSAVED TRASH! - 10-26-2010, 08:57 PM

woah, that's a little bit to far.... Not every "liberal, America-hating" woman is a lesbian. that would make no sense if they were actually married. And besides, would the loving, all caring Jesus want to give all of his children and creation a chance for salvation.

It dosen't really make much sense if God is the only one who has the power to judge any person, but he you are already doing God's job for him and damning everyone except yourself to hell.
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Default Re: Video Tracts - MUST-SEE VIEWING FOR UNSAVED TRASH! - 10-26-2010, 09:12 PM

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woah, that's a little bit to far.... Not every "liberal, America-hating" woman is a lesbian. that would make no sense if they were actually married. And besides, would the loving, all caring Jesus want to give all of his children and creation a chance for salvation.

It dosen't really make much sense if God is the only one who has the power to judge any person, but he you are already doing God's job for him and damning everyone except yourself to hell.
They would not be "liberal, America-hating" women if they were not femnazi bulldykes.
They marry to subvert from within, to destroy the very fabric that has made America the most powerful nation on the the face of Gods Earth.
He does, but free will but only a very small percentage actually ever honestly repent and go to heaven. Most spend eternity in hell having their rectums reamed by the Devil. Frankly, I cannot for the life of me, understand why people want that.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Video Tracts - MUST-SEE VIEWING FOR UNSAVED TRASH! - 02-19-2011, 11:30 AM

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Thank you, Maine!

I'm not a homosexual far from it. But i am part of the Gay Strait alliance I be leave gay couples should have the same rights as strait couples do. I'm happy to tell the a law for civil union is about to pass in my state. Meaning Homosexual couples well be able to have some of the same rights as strait couples. And nothing you fulls can do about it. Got a problem you can talk to my girlfriend and my hand.
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Default Re: Video Tracts - MUST-SEE VIEWING FOR UNSAVED TRASH! - 02-19-2011, 11:56 AM

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Vegetarians are monsters. Here is an animated tract to aid you in approaching one and help save their emaciated souls.


This video is just stupid. I am a vegetarian and my Girlfriend is a vegan. I mostly dont eat meat because of stomach problems, Same With my girlfriend. If our bodies do not allow it. We can not eat it. Our well die.
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Default Re: Video Tracts - MUST-SEE VIEWING FOR UNSAVED TRASH! - 02-19-2011, 12:11 PM

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This video is just stupid. I am a vegetarian and my Girlfriend is a vegan. I mostly dont eat meat because of stomach problems, Same With my girlfriend. If our bodies do not allow it. We can not eat it. Our well die.
No you won't, you're lying. You won't die if you eat meat, and you know it.

Unless, of course, you're a ruminant. If so, how do you type with your hooves?


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Default Re: Video Tracts - MUST-SEE VIEWING FOR UNSAVED TRASH! - 02-19-2011, 04:37 PM

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I'm not a homosexual far from it. But i am part of the Gay Strait alliance I be leave gay couples should have the same rights as strait couples do. I'm happy to tell the a law for civil union is about to pass in my state. Meaning Homosexual couples well be able to have some of the same rights as strait couples. And nothing you fulls can do about it. Got a problem you can talk to my girlfriend and my hand.

I have no desire to watch UNSAVED TRASH links, Besides when a person can not even spell a simple word as STRAIGHT correctly it causes me to question their entire statement and thought process.


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Default Re: Video Tracts - MUST-SEE VIEWING FOR UNSAVED TRASH! - 02-20-2011, 04:40 AM

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I am a vegetarian and my Girlfriend is a vegan.
Then you and your whore girlfriend are going to spend eternity in the lake of fire. Read THIS.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I'm not a homosexual far from it. But i am part of the Gay Strait alliance I be leave gay couples should have the same rights as strait couples do. I'm happy to tell the a law for civil union is about to pass in my state. Meaning Homosexual couples well be able to have some of the same rights as strait couples.
Did you know that God, in His infinite Mercy, says that homos (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death?"

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Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

That means you and your slutty girlfriend, pal. You two are going to be tortured for all eternity down in hell, right along with the queers you defend!


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And nothing you fulls can do about it. Got a problem you can talk to my girlfriend and my hand.
Fulls? What's that?

You talk like a queer yourself. I'm beginning to think that your story about a girlfriend is just a cover for your depraved lifestyle.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I'm not a homosexual far from it.
You're not the first homo to come in here and claim to be "far from" homo. Well, take it from someone who is as unhomosexual as they come--you're not fooling anyone.

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If you are straight, which I doubt, don't blame me when the homos ruin your marriage.

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And nothing you fulls can do about it.
Don't get me wrong here, because I don't care if someone can spell as long as he knows how to find God, but let me give you a piece of personal advice. If you're going to call other people "fools," you'd be more effective if you learned how to spell "fools." Remember, the dictionary is your very best friend except for Jesus.


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No you won't, you're lying. You won't die if you eat meat, and you know it.

Unless, of course, you're a ruminant. If so, how do you type with your hooves?
I have i stomach condition that dose not let me process animal fat. the only type of meat if you can call it that is Fish. And i only eat that because I am "6.3" and veggies can not compensate the protein.
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Default Re: Video Tracts - MUST-SEE VIEWING FOR UNSAVED TRASH! - 02-23-2011, 08:21 AM

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Default Re: Video Tracts - MUST-SEE VIEWING FOR UNSAVED TRASH! - 02-23-2011, 08:44 AM

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I have i stomach condition that dose not let me process animal fat. the only type of meat if you can call it that is Fish. And i only eat that because I am "6.3" and veggies can not compensate the protein.
First, if you and your girlfriend have a "stomach condition," I'd wager it's secondary to a mental condition. What's the name of your stomach condition, the one where you cannot eat meat or you will die? Is it perhaps "cooterflogoma?"

Second, initially you said you cannot eat meat and that you are a vegetarian. Now you say that you eat fish, which is the opposite of a vegetarian. Vegetarians do not eat fish. You do know that, right? How could you possibly not know that?

If your girlfriend is as vegan as you are vegetarian, she's eating a cheese omelet right now. I bet that went right over your enormous head.

Now stop stuffing your huge greasy face with popcorn shrimp for a moment and admit that you're a big, shambling, meat-gobbling, two-faced liar. GOD hates liars as much as vegetarians, and He hates you! Praise God!


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Default Re: Video Tracts - MUST-SEE VIEWING FOR UNSAVED TRASH! - 07-02-2013, 06:14 PM

I prayed on the matter and Jesus told me I should bump this thread extolling His Glory.


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Default Re: Video Tracts - MUST-SEE VIEWING FOR UNSAVED TRASH! - 07-03-2013, 01:51 AM

Won't somebody shout GLORY!!??



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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