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Default Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! - 06-23-2013, 08:11 PM

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Greetings, hell bound scum. Now that you have finished spouting atheist gibberish, please visit the introduction thread and tell us about why you hate God, when you first blasphemed, how many babies you have eaten and/or sacrificed to Satan, how many homosexual affairs you have engaged in, and which Bible verse serves as the best repellant for your kind.

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Default Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! - 06-23-2013, 08:22 PM

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So here I am, trawling the internet and I come across this thread and I've never facepalmed so hard in my life. Atheists believe that there is no God and as an extension, there's no Satan. If you find atheists that are promoting Satan then they're not Atheists, they're Satanists. Stick to your fairytales and we'll stick to trying to find the true answers of the origin of the universe etc.
Nonsense. Do you have any Scripture to back that up? NO! --> If you reject God, you join satan's rebellion.

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Default Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! - 06-24-2013, 02:25 AM

must be a Mohamadan speaking like that.

Mohams, A-rabs, Injuns = SATAN WORSHIP!

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Default Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! - 06-24-2013, 03:02 AM

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So here I am, trawling the internet and I come across this thread and I've never facepalmed so hard in my life. Atheists believe that there is no God and as an extension, there's no Satan. If you find atheists that are promoting Satan then they're not Atheists, they're Satanists. Stick to your fairytales and we'll stick to trying to find the true answers of the origin of the universe etc.
Wow, if you are going to insult someone, get YOUR information straight!
Satanists don't worship satan either. But good try.


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Default Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! - 06-24-2013, 10:08 AM

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So here I am, trawling the internet and I come across this thread and I've never facepalmed so hard in my life. Atheists believe that there is no God and as an extension, there's no Satan. If you find atheists that are promoting Satan then they're not Atheists, they're Satanists. Stick to your fairytales and we'll stick to trying to find the true answers of the origin of the universe etc.
Facepalm your face a few more times till it gets red and bruised, you Satanic worshipper!!!
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Default Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! - 06-24-2013, 03:35 PM

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So here I am, trawling the internet and I come across this thread and I've never facepalmed so hard in my life. Atheists believe that there is no God and as an extension, there's no Satan. If you find atheists that are promoting Satan then they're not Atheists, they're Satanists. Stick to your fairytales and we'll stick to trying to find the true answers of the origin of the universe etc.
You're mistaken, friend. Atheists tell themselves there is no God, but in reality they believe in Darwinism. This is a lie Satan created to pull people away from Jesus. You may not realize it, but you're naught but a pawn in Satan's game of tug-o-war for your soul. I implore you to read the Holy Bible and learn what God has in store for you.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! - 06-24-2013, 08:11 PM

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You're mistaken, friend. Atheists tell themselves there is no God, but in reality they believe in Darwinism. This is a lie Satan created to pull people away from Jesus. You may not realize it, but you're naught but a pawn in Satan's game of tug-o-war for your soul. I implore you to read the Holy Bible and learn what God has in store for you.

Atheists don't automatically believe in evolution. However, most of them do due to the evidence. Firstly, you believe in time, obviously, you believe that animals engage in sexual intercourse, you don't believe that if the genetic transfer of alleles suits one species more than other, the number of animals in said species will decline. It's utter madness. You're mistaken. I'm getting a lot of hate in this for posting my opinion. It's hilarious how defensive you're all getting!


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Facepalm your face a few more times till it gets red and bruised, you Satanic worshipper!!!
How very Christian of you.


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Default Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! - 06-24-2013, 08:25 PM

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How very Christian of you.
Are you confusing Christian with plain nice? I agree that being polite and nice and agreeable has its value, however, I disagree that being Christian and being nice are necessarily synonymous. God commands His followers to be strong, courageous, and discerning, but nowhere in the Bible does it say to be nice.


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Default Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! - 06-24-2013, 08:38 PM

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...nowhere in the Bible does it say to be nice.
Maybe Shaun could try to find something there? At least it will get him reading the thing (instead of continuing with his mistaken impressions of it).



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Are you confusing Christian with plain nice? I agree that being polite and nice and agreeable has its value, however, I disagree that being Christian and being nice are necessarily synonymous. God commands His followers to be strong, courageous, and discerning, but nowhere in the Bible does it say to be nice.
Yes, because telling someone to punch themselves in the face and then telling them they worship a demonic overlord is the pinnacle of politeness. You honestly are a freaking retard.


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Yes, because telling someone to punch themselves in the face and then telling them they worship a demonic overlord is the pinnacle of politeness. You honestly are a freaking retard.
Expressing anger and frustration can be understandable, Jesus did that when the situation required it. Check out Matthew 21:10. However, name-calling without provocation (which is what you are doing) is not the most reasonable of choices. It makes you look childish and weakens the argument you are trying to make. As far as the name you chose for me, it is not really a good match - a retard is one thing thing I am not: my IQ is 188.


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Atheists don't automatically believe in evolution. However, most of them do due to the evidence. Firstly, you believe in time, obviously, you believe that animals engage in sexual intercourse, you don't believe that if the genetic transfer of alleles suits one species more than other, the number of animals in said species will decline. It's utter madness. You're mistaken. I'm getting a lot of hate in this for posting my opinion. It's hilarious how defensive you're all getting!
I am sorry that you so poorly understand the lie of evilution and the wisdom of the Bible. Your encounters with Darwin worshipers seems to have filled your head with pure nonsense. We Christians are fully aware of animal propagation. What we reject is the religion of Scientism which says when 2 dogs mate they may by random chance produce a litter of psychic helicopter sharks.


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Yes, because telling someone to punch themselves in the face and then telling them they worship a demonic overlord is the pinnacle of politeness. You honestly are a freaking retard.
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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